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Posted - 2013.06.25 09:04:00 -
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Integrity is now recruiting
- Currently a small PVP corporation based in 0.0
- Member of Squee Alliance
- EU Time Zone at the moment but once we have enough members we will recruit for all timezones
- We are looking for pilots with experience but we will offer training to those without.
What Integrity can offer you:
- Experienced FC's
- 0.0 Station Access
- Fleet Fights
- Small Gangs
- Training and Development
- Industrial Support
- No minimum skill-point requirement
What we need from potential recruits:
- Teamspeak (You do not require a microphone only the ability to listen)
- Interview for potential members is required
- Ability to learn and a drive to succeed
Please contact Sp4m Ingame or apply for an interview or further information. |
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Posted - 2013.06.26 17:34:00 -
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Still recruiting! |
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Posted - 2013.06.27 08:09:00 -
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Morning! Still recruiting :) |
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Posted - 2013.06.28 08:43:00 -
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Still Recruiting! |
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Posted - 2013.06.29 10:51:00 -
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Still Recruiting!
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Posted - 2013.07.01 13:25:00 -
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Still Recruiting! |
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Posted - 2013.07.04 07:45:00 -
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Morning all,
Still recruiting :) |
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Posted - 2013.07.22 14:45:00 -
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Still recruiting! Contact me ingame for further info :) |
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Posted - 2013.07.24 09:41:00 -
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Still recruiting! |
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Posted - 2013.07.25 10:22:00 -
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Still Recruiting :) |
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Posted - 2013.07.29 10:19:00 -
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Morning All,
Still Recruiting (One new member this weekend) |
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Posted - 2013.08.01 12:53:00 -
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Still Recruiting ! |
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Posted - 2013.08.02 08:44:00 -
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Looking for new players! |
Drax Concrilla
Friends with no benefits
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Posted - 2013.08.02 17:17:00 -
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Bump for a cool idea |
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Posted - 2013.08.04 16:24:00 -
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Still Recruiting =) |
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Posted - 2013.08.05 09:21:00 -
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Still Recruiting! |
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Posted - 2013.08.06 11:06:00 -
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Still Recruiting |
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Posted - 2013.08.08 13:30:00 -
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Passively Recruiting  |
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Posted - 2013.09.17 13:04:00 -
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New 0.0 Space - Still recruiting New players and Vets! |
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Posted - 2013.09.20 08:43:00 -
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Still looking for Pilots! |
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Posted - 2013.11.26 18:38:00 -
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Still Recruiting! |
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Posted - 2013.11.29 09:40:00 -
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Still Recruiting |
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Posted - 2013.12.01 14:51:00 -
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Still Recruiting |
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Posted - 2013.12.02 20:00:00 -
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Still open for Recruitment |
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Posted - 2013.12.04 20:21:00 -
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Still Recruiting :) |
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Posted - 2013.12.13 11:44:00 -
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Still Recruiting |
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Posted - 2013.12.15 10:20:00 -
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Still recruiting! |
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Posted - 2013.12.16 18:25:00 -
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Still Recruiting |
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Posted - 2014.02.10 15:52:00 -
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Relocated from 0.0 and Actively Recruiting! |
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Posted - 2014.02.19 10:39:00 -
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Recruitment is still open :) |
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Posted - 2014.02.21 10:56:00 -
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Still Recruiting |
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Posted - 2014.02.24 15:02:00 -
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Recruitment still open! |
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Posted - 2014.02.25 10:15:00 -
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits? " As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there? " She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit. " |
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Posted - 2014.02.27 10:55:00 -
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A man finds a magic lamp while cleaning out his attic, he rubs some of the dust off of it and out pops a genie.
"I'll grant you 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much"
Bitter about his recent divorce, the man thinks for a bit and says "Alright, I want a mansion with a triple garage."
The genie says "Here is your mansion with the triple garage, your ex wife has 2"
Next,the man says "I want a BMW, a Ferrari and a Lamborghini for my garage"
The genie says, "You now have 3 cars for your garage, your ex wife has 6"
The man gets a smile on his face as he says his last wish," I want to be beaten half to death!" |
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Posted - 2014.03.05 16:04:00 -
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Three new cellmates are contemplating their life sentences in prison.
The first guy pulls out a deck of playing cards and says, "Don't worry, guys. I brought these cards with me so that we can play poker to pass the time."
The second guy pulls out a harmonica and says, "I brought this harmonica so that I can play some music to cheer us up when we're feeling down."
The third guy pulls out a box of tampons.
"What the hell are we supposed to do with those!?" ask the first two.
"Well, it says on the back that I can ride, swim, ski, and play tennis with these." |
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Posted - 2014.05.12 16:07:00 -
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So there's this kid, let's call him Jerry. He's been eyeing this girl at school for months now, and there's a big dance coming up. He knows she doesn't have a date, and he would give anything to go with her- but there's a problem. Whenever he gets close to her, he gets an erection that would rival that of Charlie Sheen in an unsupervised pharmacy. He thinks he has a solution: just call her! He calls her, and stutters a bit on the phone, but she finds his stammering cute and accepts his proposal. "Pick me up at seven," she says. "Oh joyous day!" says Jerry. His joy is short-lived, however, because he realizes that he has only delayed the inevitable. How can he conceal his boner? He tries a number of solutions, including willpower, distractions, baggy pants-- nothing works. Finally, he decides to just tie it to his leg. Feeling confident, he heads off to her house. He's all dressed up, he brought her flowers, his car is cleaned, everything is in order. He walks up to the door and rings the bell. She opens the door. He kicks her in the face. |
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Posted - 2014.05.16 11:02:00 -
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Got head from a Midget last night...
I guess you could say I was blown out of proportion... |
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Posted - 2014.05.20 15:45:00 -
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A pirate walks into bar and sits down. The bartender notices that he has a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. The pirate orders a beer, and while he's pouring it the bartender asks "So what's the story with the leg?"
"Well it were many a year ago," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard, and a shark swum up and bit me leg clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a peg leg that very night."
"That's terrible," says the bartender. "What about the hand?"
"Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship and a rogue wave swept me overboard again, and a whale came up and bit me hand clean off! I swum ashore and were fitted fer a hook that very night."
"Wow," says the bartender. "So what about the eye?"
"Well it were the very next day," says the pirate. "I were walkin on the deck a me ship, and I were lookin out fer rogue waves, and a seagull flew over and **** right in me eye!"
"Oh man," says the bartender. "And that blinded you?"
"Well no," says the pirate. "But it were me first day with the hook." |
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Posted - 2014.05.29 08:05:00 -
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A distinguished four star general is visiting his troops stationed in Iraq. While taking a tour with his first sergeant of the facility he notices a lone camel near the edge of the base. He asks his sergeant, "Why is there a camel there?"
The sergeant answers, "Well, the men use that camel to have sex."
Disgusted, the general says, "Get rid of that camel immediately. I will not have my troops engaging in that kind of activity, it's disgraceful."
The sergeant responds "Sir, we tried, three times, but the men keep bringing in new ones." He continues "Sir, they are out here 24 hours a day 7 days a week and there are no women on this base. They have to have sex. We can't control that. It's a morale issue."
The General says "Well take me over there so I can get a look a this camel" The first sergeant drives him over and the General jumps out of the jeep immediately. He tears off all his clothes and goes to town on the camel. Afterward he declares, "Well that's not too bad. I guess they can keep the camel"
The sergeant replies, "Yes sir, but normally the men just ride the camel over to the whorehouse." |
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