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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.11.26 11:26:00 -
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Well im pleased to annouce due to the fact that GOT CORN hasnt logged on in close to 2 weeks that we are aware of and decided to run from a one on one fight or the 150m ISK surrender payment that 5th front enterprises now claims victory in this corp war and hereby retracts its war dec and focuses on its next target.
A 20 man afk mining corp (i thought it was macro miners and could well still be but the GMs couldnt find anything amiss - if it is it looks like an advanced script - well 5th front enterprises is using these guys as target practice several days of following the afk miners around - assuming they are afk which until proven otherwise is the technical term we are using to describe them) they are a player corp but they use thoraxes and industrials and appear automated - my guess is one person controlling several computers
But regardless they are a valid corp (player corp) and will now face the full force of 5th front and their amazing rookie ships of doom in combat somewhere in high sec once the war dec goes through.
So shooting them up when they dont respond should be easy enough we will also be podkilling those concerned to send them back to whever they are based and hopefully knock some skillpoints off em
Further details once the war dec is in operation and we have removed their thoraxes from the nearest kernite belt..... ollobrains CEO of 5th front enterprises out.
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.26 12:25:00 -
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And ur corp matters why?
They didn't fight u so u win?
Get a grip please. If they choose not to fight u, it's not a victory. They just can't be arsed with u, and take into consideration timezones. Get a grip mate, u didn't win, they just went elsewhere to play in empire and left u floundering around and u couldn't find them.
Yeh, uber merc corp
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Kleric
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Posted - 2005.11.26 12:35:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz
And ur corp matters why?
Your oppinion matters why? ...
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.26 12:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kleric
Originally by: j0rz
And ur corp matters why?
Your oppinion matters why? ...
YAY forum scrap with SA moron
And ur existence matters why?
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Originally by: ParMizaN
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Laythun
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Posted - 2005.11.26 13:21:00 -
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and this thread needs to be locked, why?
See Me!
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Pehova Mindtriq
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Posted - 2005.11.26 13:23:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz
And ur corp matters why?
Well this part of forum isnt just for big alliances to post in.
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The Hooch
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Posted - 2005.11.26 17:08:00 -
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Quote:
Well im pleased to annouce due to the fact that GOT CORN hasnt logged on in close to 2 weeks
Ummm, so you defeated a what? A one or two player real player corp loaded with a few alts and call that victory?
Mkay, your world enjoy it.
Cheers
Hooch, military and political guru, peacenik, Flame Baiter, BoB watcher, Fanboi, *****um, Thread Troll, Forum Warrior, Mister Star Trek, Captain Obvious and all'round loveable guy.
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.11.26 17:23:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz
Originally by: Kleric
Originally by: j0rz
And ur corp matters why?
Your oppinion matters why? ...
YAY forum scrap with SA moron
And ur existence matters why?
your the most worthless and least important person that post on this forum, face it noone cares about your stupid rants
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Caybn E'vangel
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Posted - 2005.11.26 17:50:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Originally by: j0rz
Originally by: Kleric
Originally by: j0rz
And ur corp matters why?
Your oppinion matters why? ...
YAY forum scrap with SA moron
And ur existence matters why?
your the most worthless and least important person that post on this forum, face it noone cares about your stupid rants
*cough*
Signed on behalf of everyone whos opinion of you ive ever heard, and myself
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Shittake
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Posted - 2005.11.26 18:08:00 -
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Edited by: ****take on 26/11/2005 18:08:07
I saw the description of this thread and had to read it:
5th front enterprises ends colostomy bag war but looks at next target
For a minute there I thought the doctors had solved sombody's urinary tract problem OR the price war between colostomy bag manufacturers had come to an end
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Omeega
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Posted - 2005.11.26 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Originally by: j0rz
Originally by: Kleric
Originally by: j0rz
And ur corp matters why?
Your oppinion matters why? ...
YAY forum scrap with SA moron
And ur existence matters why?
your the most worthless and least important person that post on this forum, face it noone cares about your stupid rants
11/10
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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DjDangle
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Posted - 2005.11.26 19:47:00 -
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I thought about posting something really meaningfull, and then remembered I don't care.
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.11.26 19:57:00 -
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this is a serious thread our next target is a 20 man mining outfit who just sit there and are very very automated. As for being MMs well not sure ive petitioned they are still there doing their thing and therefore we will soon find out if they fight back or just take whipping
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Werner Bohr
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Posted - 2005.11.26 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz
And ur corp matters why?
They didn't fight u so u win?
Get a grip please. If they choose not to fight u, it's not a victory. They just can't be arsed with u, and take into consideration timezones. Get a grip mate, u didn't win, they just went elsewhere to play in empire and left u floundering around and u couldn't find them.
Yeh, uber merc corp
STOP POSTING.
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2005.11.27 00:03:00 -
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jorz got owned ;p
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Laythun
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Posted - 2005.11.27 00:44:00 -
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Originally by: ollobrains
this is a serious thread our next target is a 20 man mining outfit who just sit there and are very very automated. As for being MMs well not sure ive petitioned they are still there doing their thing and therefore we will soon find out if they fight back or just take whipping
yo man. this aint serious. grow some cahoonez and dec a real corp.. Cosmic Fusion has a few wars open. We like to mine in jita, i have a C00L zealot that has 4 miner II's on it!! is soo cool and we like use elite indies to haul...but anyway wewre ad serious corp. not some gheeyrey mining outfit, now ive forgotton the reason why im postinfg, fdrink + wweed 4tl 
See Me!
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.11.27 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Laythun
Originally by: ollobrains
this is a serious thread our next target is a 20 man mining outfit who just sit there and are very very automated. As for being MMs well not sure ive petitioned they are still there doing their thing and therefore we will soon find out if they fight back or just take whipping
yo man. this aint serious. grow some cahoonez and dec a real corp.. Cosmic Fusion has a few wars open. We like to mine in jita, i have a C00L zealot that has 4 miner II's on it!! is soo cool and we like use elite indies to haul...but anyway wewre ad serious corp. not some gheeyrey mining outfit, now ive forgotton the reason why im postinfg, fdrink + wweed 4tl
stop posting nub and go to bed! Max is waiting for ya 
P.S. Jorz is Laythuns alt, and so is Ollobrains
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.11.27 01:01:00 -
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Oh my god, I was waiting for this.
'5th front enterprises ends colostomy bag war'
THE COLOSTOMY BAG WAR IS OVER, THOSE FILTHY **** FILLED BAGS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED, LEAVING US WITH ONLY SLIGHT BROWN STAINS ON OUR SHOES!
Originally by: Avon
I actually enjoy crafting in EQ2.
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j0rz
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Posted - 2005.11.27 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Dao 2
jorz got owned ;p
Thats funny, me? got owned?
GET BENT
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.11.27 07:34:00 -
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a) ive taken on cosmic fusion when i was in FIX alliance - hehe i respect CF and have no beef with em.
b) this corp that i have found look to be a bit sus in terms of certain automated (very complex mining) software mining operations
c) having tried for over a week to get any of em to talk to me petitioning em and then just taking all their ore - once the war dec has begun and we have beaten em to a pulp i will then post a results post
d) wish us luck everyone we are but a small corp but going for our first bit of co op fun.
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Mister Poopypants
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Posted - 2005.11.27 08:18:00 -
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Edited by: Mister ****ypants on 27/11/2005 08:21:55
I was going to say something, but I'm laughing too hard after reading ****take's and Ikvar's posts...
It's a good thing this war's over; the fallout was getting kinda messy.
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F'nog
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Posted - 2005.11.27 10:29:00 -
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I have only one thing to add to this thread:
Back in college there was a guy in my dorm who ripped open a box of wine (yes, that's sick and wrong on many levels) and tied it to his waist. He then went to a very boring speech and told the people at the door that the wine was a colostomy bag. Needless to say, they wanted nothing to do with it and happily let him in. He spent the rest of the night serving drinks to everyone around him. Fun was had by all (at least all those who were near the wine).
Originally by: rowbin hod
Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage.
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Gray Carmicheal
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Posted - 2005.11.27 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog
I have only one thing to add to this thread:
Back in college there was a guy in my dorm who ripped open a box of wine (yes, that's sick and wrong on many levels) and tied it to his waist. He then went to a very boring speech and told the people at the door that the wine was a colostomy bag. Needless to say, they wanted nothing to do with it and happily let him in. He spent the rest of the night serving drinks to everyone around him. Fun was had by all (at least all those who were near the wine).
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Shittake
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Posted - 2005.11.27 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: Mister ****ypants
Edited by: Mister ****ypants on 27/11/2005 08:21:55
I was going to say something, but I'm laughing too hard after reading ****take's and Ikvar's posts...
It's a good thing this war's over; the fallout was getting kinda messy.
It figures that a character named Mister ****ypants would reply to a thread with the words "ENDS COLOSTOMY BAG WAR" in it's title. You must feal releaved. In fact with this great news, you may need to change you character's name . . I'm sure the dry cleaning bill should be less now that The Colostomy Bag Wars have come to an end :)
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.11.27 19:43:00 -
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our next target is now .... what i consider a macro mining or someone running a player corp with 4-5 PCs all mining and it all seems very automated - they warp they move - the timings of actions they dont midn u stealing a full can of kernite either (after numerous petitions and hte old we looking into it) of course after u pop their can they sit there for 15 minutes then they all warp out in one go and move ot hte next belt and rinse and repeat same automated movements.
So without further ado after our successful colostomy bag war. Our current target in 24 hours once the war offically starts is
ROYAL HORSE GUARD - 20 man *cough* mining corp that appera to use automated scripts to do their mining. We are about to find out if they can fight to :P - if it turns out they arent MMs and their CEO commander Son is able to hold a steady conversation when request and not just ignore all requests for two hours. If they are a real outfit (follwoing and gathering intel and post petition kernite reserves convinces me otherwise) then i will retract the war otherwise i know several thoraxes and barges that are about to be used as shooting practice for me and my corp mates muahhahahahah
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Ranger 1
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Posted - 2005.11.28 06:05:00 -
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Well, at least your having a good time and not shy about it. That's what EVE is all about. Good luck with your next war, automated play annoys me.
I would point out for future consideration that a corporation's worth is measured by it's enemies.
I really can't finish this post... my eye's keep watering up...
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.11.28 09:04:00 -
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my old good friends from ranger corp well yes they are a worthwhile target more news as it comes to hand
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Kodos
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Posted - 2005.11.28 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: j0rz
Originally by: Dao 2
jorz got owned ;p
Thats funny, me? got owned?
GET BENT
Hi, I don't know you nor do I want to, but from what I have seen in your posts, I have the following advice - Next time you feel like posting press the little X in the top right corner of your screen instead. Thx.
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J'inn
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Posted - 2005.11.28 17:02:00 -
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Dear Mr. Ollobrains:
Congratulations on your win. It would be appriciated, however, if you would turn the wrath of your mighty warriors on a far more deserving target. Namely, Pink Panther Project a/k/a Bastigies!
Please be ruthless.
As an "carrot", so to speak, Snickers' Inc. will gladdly pay to Ollobrains only, the sum of . . . .
<dramatic pause>
20.00 ISK!!! <snaps fresh 20.00 ISK bill> for each PPP corpse delivered to your truly. One payment per an individuals corpse please.
I know I know, it's a lot of money as the Mighty Corp Du Ollo will bring a lot of sorpse to me shortly, no doubt. It's okay, I've been saving up and Snickers is nothing if not fair and generous.
Happy Hunting Ollo!!!
Yer Pal,
J'inn
Snickers' Corp.
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Laurelin1420
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Posted - 2005.11.28 17:02:00 -
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Thread reduced to flames....
*CLICK* 
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