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Seven Koskanaiken
Clan Steel Wolves
241
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:13:00 -
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From 1 to 10.
10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years. |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
560
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:14:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:From 1 to 10.
10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years.
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!
WHERE'S MY FAMBLIY!!?
OMG FKKK SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN RESPONDED
" Ramona McCandless, you're my hero." - Domanique Altares, Rifterlings, Point Blank Alliance
Tell The Others |
Ilkahn
DisturbedGamers.
The Explicit Alliance
60
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:15:00 -
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My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
5395
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:19:00 -
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(1) After all it's not really paranoia, if the distrust is perfectly rational. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4868
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:20:00 -
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How do you people know my language??!?!
The CIA has the controlling stake in tinfoil manufacturing, and they now simply dump loads of nanobot brain interfacing nanites into tinfoil...so putting on a tinfoil hat is actually what they want you to do!
The CIA invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel.
Remember that black helicopter that shined the green light on you? You should, but you don't.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Capt Gauss
WhiteFang Industries
6
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:20:00 -
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Ilkahn wrote:My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy.
Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility |
Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union
The Predictables
439
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:22:00 -
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IRL: 12. I don't trust ANYBODY. Everyone is out to get me, including the mailman and my cats.
In-game: 1. I'm not important enough to be paranoid. But don't try to ask me to apply that to RL.  |
Tenchi Sal
Dust Bunnies 514
164
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:24:00 -
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i audit the trades my alts make to make sure they arent skimming off the top. |
De'Veldrin
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
1688
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:25:00 -
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I trust two people in Eve, in the following order:
1. Me
2. Chribba
The rest of you ******* are all out to get me, including my so-called alts.
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
Rikanin
Azerick Industrial
67
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:31:00 -
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10
Test Alliance calling for donations to fight cfc?
Paranoid voice in head, "It's probably a scam and the money will end up going to the cfc"
NO DONATIONS FOR YOU
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Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
564
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:33:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:I trust two people in Eve, in the following order:
1. Me
2. Chribba
The rest of you ******* are all out to get me, including my so-called alts.
Ive had to kill my own names before on several occasions because they knew too much
Remember Penny Unwise?
No?
Neither do I
" Ramona McCandless, you're my hero." - Domanique Altares, Rifterlings, Point Blank Alliance
Tell The Others |
Ilkahn
DisturbedGamers.
The Explicit Alliance
64
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:34:00 -
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Capt Gauss wrote:Ilkahn wrote:My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy. Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility
Thank you doll, i'll write that information down. "You want Dinner, i want API and don't lie to me @#$@!" |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
566
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:36:00 -
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Ilkahn wrote:Capt Gauss wrote:Ilkahn wrote:My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy. Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility Thank you doll, i'll write that information down. "You want Dinner, i want API and don't lie to me @#$@!"
"Dinner? 500m isk joining fee and you can come on that op"
" Ramona McCandless, you're my hero." - Domanique Altares, Rifterlings, Point Blank Alliance
Tell The Others |
Anslo
The Scope
Gallente Federation
2283
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:37:00 -
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10
Trust no one
Question everything
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Adunh Slavy
1070
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:38:00 -
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I refuse to answer until I know why you are asking. |
Sour Jelly
15
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:39:00 -
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Destination SkillQueue wrote:(1) After all it's not really paranoia, if the distrust is perfectly rational.
rationalizing...
It can easily cross the line into irrational in a video game |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
77
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:45:00 -
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Kijo Rikki wrote:IRL: 12. I don't trust ANYBODY. Everyone is out to get me, including the mailman and my cats. In-game: 1. I'm not important enough to be paranoid. But don't try to ask me to apply that to RL.
The mailman works for the cats. They all do. |
Turelus
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
The Fourth District
454
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Posted - 2013.07.03 16:47:00 -
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10. As Hyasyoda says; Only the paranoid survive.
Lieutenant Turelus
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve
The Fourth District |
Venom13Games
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2013.07.03 17:12:00 -
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Anslo wrote:10
Trust no one
Question everything
Why? |
Ben Vereton
The Scope
Gallente Federation
21
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Posted - 2013.07.03 18:29:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:How do you people know my language??!?!
The CIA has the controlling stake in tinfoil manufacturing, and they now simply dump loads of nanobot brain interfacing nanites into tinfoil...so putting on a tinfoil hat is actually what they want you to do!
The CIA invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel.
Remember that black helicopter that shined the green light on you? You should, but you don't.
Oh great, now they know that we know |
Ned Taggart
EVE University
Ivy League
8
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Posted - 2013.07.03 18:31:00 -
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I wouldn't say i am exactly paranoid, but I don't exactly trust my alt. He seems to be a real shifty bastard. |
Matari Akiga
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.07.03 20:45:00 -
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I know my jump clones are spying on me they are waiting until I sleep then they will steal my ships and kill me.
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
577
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Posted - 2013.07.03 20:46:00 -
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Matari Akiga wrote:I know my jump clones are spying on me they are waiting until I sleep then they will steal my ships and kill me.
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
Only a clone would say that
" Ramona McCandless, you're my hero." - Domanique Altares, Rifterlings, Point Blank Alliance
Tell The Others |
grrlet
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2013.07.03 20:50:00 -
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I check the peephole before going outside, to make sure there's not a gate camp outside my door. |
Matari Akiga
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.07.03 20:51:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Matari Akiga wrote:I know my jump clones are spying on me they are waiting until I sleep then they will steal my ships and kill me.
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me
I cant sleep now the clones will get me Only a clone would say that
OH God your right
can you help me drill my temples out that will stop the voices right?
Right?
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Samillian
Angry Mustellid
261
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Posted - 2013.07.03 22:15:00 -
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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean there NOT out to get me.
NBSI shall be the whole of the Law |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
13986
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Posted - 2013.07.03 22:24:00 -
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Here's me... so that's what, a 2?
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á
Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?-á
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny |
iskflakes
669
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Posted - 2013.07.03 22:28:00 -
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11/10
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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
926
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Posted - 2013.07.03 22:31:00 -
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Indeed, I don't trust my self already so.... 
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
GreenSeed
535
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Posted - 2013.07.03 22:32:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:I trust two people in Eve, in the following order:
1. Me
2. Chribba
The rest of you ******* are all out to get me, including my so-called alts.
Chribba is playing the longest con in eve history.
when he cashes in, it will be legendary. |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
403
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Posted - 2013.07.03 23:11:00 -
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Ive stopped using stargates.
I mean, whos side are they on anyway?!
Ive nothing against them personally, but blindly trusting my assets to this thing that Ive hardly even talked to [out loud anyway] just seems like a reckless move is all... |
NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
845
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Posted - 2013.07.03 23:39:00 -
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The first thing that came to my mind was this quote;
"Every single creature in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. But they're wrong. Because it's not irrational."
GÇöThe Tenth Doctor
But im fairly paranoid, im willing to give people a chance, but i always prepare my self for the fact that down the line they will prove me wrong for giving them that chance 
Phoibe Enterprises official recruitment thread
The Eve Reader - -áAudio Recordings of Eve Chronicles
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Maldiro Selkurk
CHEMO IMMUNO RESISTANT VIRUS strain SELKURK
13
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Posted - 2013.07.04 22:07:00 -
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Post deleted because "they" are watching the forums! |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
2407
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Posted - 2013.07.05 03:44:00 -
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OP, you should have known better than to ask paranoid people how paranoid they are.
Rifterlings - small gang frigate PvP - lowsec FW operation, newbie-friendly, free ship program; Join today! www.rifterlings.com
Accidentally The Whole Frigate (blog) - Learning how to pew pew, one loss at a time - www.thewholefrigate.com |
Intar Medris
Arbitrary Spaceship Destruction
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
105
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Posted - 2013.07.05 04:27:00 -
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100. Trust no one no matter how long you have flown with them. Hell I don't even trust my alts.
I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1553
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Posted - 2013.07.05 07:20:00 -
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>> At your service, Citizen!
>> Friend Computer, how paranoid are EvE players?
>> We're sorry, that information is not available at your security clearance.
Ammatar - Matari by blood, Ammarian by the Grace of God. |
Hogarth Starbanger
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
152
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Posted - 2013.07.05 07:58:00 -
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I've complete faith in my alts... it's my main that I don't trust. Bugger has screwed me out of more isk than any alt ever could. |
Six Six Six
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
175
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Posted - 2013.07.05 08:19:00 -
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Think I'd be more paranoid about OGBs than anything else, every ship I see has an OGB.
'every ship I see has an OGB.' it even rhymes.
Edit:
Off grid not on grid if wondering, yeah ok I'm not fully awake yet. |
Boomhaur
153
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Posted - 2013.07.05 09:10:00 -
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Read my sig, that answer your question.
Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you. |
Arduemont
The Asteroid Solution
1582
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Posted - 2013.07.05 10:17:00 -
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Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." |
Lybra
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2013.07.05 10:18:00 -
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I look at my car before getting in to drive and I can see a fitting window interface around it. |
symolan
BamBam Inc.
0
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Posted - 2013.07.05 11:28:00 -
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I just wired all my ISK to Nautica Mee.
Soon I'm gonna be RIIICCCCHHH! |
Thar Saal
Sorry About Your Face
Catastrophic Uprising
52
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Posted - 2013.07.05 11:35:00 -
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Once went into wh that had an pos with shields turned off, completely empty and was named "This place is cursed."
I 100% believe ghost pirates killed the inhabitants and now their ships drift through space, crewed by the damned. |
mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
330
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Posted - 2013.07.05 11:39:00 -
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i bolted my CQ door shut  not sure whats on the other side 
real gamers only need one toon-á |
Raptors Mole
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
143
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Posted - 2013.07.05 13:25:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:From 2 to 20.
20 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 40 years.
I took your post and doubled it. You can trust everyone |
Aralieus
Shadowbane Syndicate
143
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Posted - 2013.07.05 13:51:00 -
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grrlet wrote:I check the peephole before going outside, to make sure there's not a gate camp outside my door.
I have done this but thru a little window on my front door, my gf still looks at me funny...i excuse her n00bness cause she makes awesome meatloaf 
Oderint Dum Metuant |
Ilkahn
DisturbedGamers.
84
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Posted - 2013.07.05 14:55:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Ilkahn wrote:Capt Gauss wrote:Ilkahn wrote:My girlfriend said she never heard of EVE online. I had to throw her out to ensure she wasn't just a spy. Should have asked her for her full API before you started dating her....then again... having an alt is certainly a possibility Thank you doll, i'll write that information down. "You want Dinner, i want API and don't lie to me @#$@!" "Dinner? 500m isk joining fee and you can come on that op"
obviously, i simply suck at relationships. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1276
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Posted - 2013.07.05 17:49:00 -
[48] - Quote
I have a lot of enemies in EVE. They hate me because I'm handsome, brilliant, and very talented. When I go flying around, they know it and wait for me at gates. Sometimes they aren't at the first gate I reach. But they have spies spying on me (I think they've hacked into the server), so they know where I'm going. So if I keep on flying, eventually they'll be at the gate I'm going through and get me.
 |
Rico Minali
The Straw Men
1292
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Posted - 2013.07.05 17:54:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:From 1 to 10.
10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years.
My wife isnt allowed in the same room while I Eve, I believe she has been selling information on my 2 man corp to MIttens for years.
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
104
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Posted - 2013.07.05 19:23:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:From 1 to 10.
10 being that you required full api and hours long interview from your wife of 20 years.
8 - I gave myself a medal for paranoia but later removed it because I don't want you to know, that I know, that you're out to get me.
GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
...end transmission... |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
600
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Posted - 2013.07.05 19:48:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:I have a lot of enemies in EVE. They hate me because I'm handsome.
Posting on an alt I see
good plan
" Ramona McCandless, you're my hero." - Domanique Altares, Rifterlings, Point Blank Alliance
Tell The Others |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
Turing Tested
600
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Posted - 2013.07.05 19:51:00 -
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grrlet wrote:I check the peehole before going inside, to make sure there's not a gate camp upside my bladder
Now that's dedication to a bit
" Ramona McCandless, you're my hero." - Domanique Altares, Rifterlings, Point Blank Alliance
Tell The Others |
Zaxix
Long Jump.
147
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Posted - 2013.07.05 19:53:00 -
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I am, by far, the most paranoid person in EVE. Ask anyone who knows me...
***Prodigal Frog***
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1277
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Posted - 2013.07.05 20:32:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:I have a lot of enemies in EVE. They hate me because I'm handsome. Posting on an alt I see good plan
Yes, thank you for appreciating that. I do have a main, but all that char does is silently and anonymously grind isk to supply this char. So I can stay safe and docked up and post on the forums. Therefore my main is my alt, and my main is my main. Err, my alt is my main and my main is my alt. Whatever. Anyway, it's another layer of deception to confuse the spies.
Who are you anyway? How do you know me? |
Felicity Love
Interstellar Booty Hunters
718
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Posted - 2013.07.05 21:41:00 -
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My invisible friends are more powerful than your invisible friends... 
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
MadMuppet
Three Fish In A Box
891
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Posted - 2013.07.05 22:32:00 -
[56] - Quote
Sober: 1
Drunk: 3
Really drunk: I'm mining.
I mine in EVE because I'm too drunk to fish in WoW.-á |
Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
20
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Posted - 2013.07.06 00:13:00 -
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My worse fear is that I might say something that will get a thread loc... *slaps hands over mouth and looks frantically for guy with keys* |
Kult Altol
Confederation Navy Research
Epsilon Fleet
555
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Posted - 2013.07.06 06:41:00 -
[58] - Quote
I trust everyone no such thing as bad people.
Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium. WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ |
Maria212
Reliables Inc
The Unthinkables
3
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Posted - 2013.07.06 07:33:00 -
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8
Every goodamn time im ratting in my shiney tengu, even when the constellation is empty i have a strange feeling the gang is somewhere around, waiting to **** me a new one if I take my eyes of the local for just a bit xD |
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