Elsebeth I'd honestly recommend a white table wine from the Cauchine region. It's a bit on the fruity side but, it goes quite well with nuts.

Too many puns to know where to start with this one.. Not sure I want to know what goes on in Gradient these days.

Next thing you know OF will be hiring every Merc corp in New Eden in order to take the pressure off them.

Its quite easy to prove. We set all of New Eden red for what ever reson we can up with, and then its legit to kill them because they have been set red. Serious?

EM run by their own rules, they kill and murder who ever they have on their red list. 1 pilot in a 1000 man alliance kill someone else, eighter for revence or what ever reson is behin, and EM set them red, no questions asked, for next murder and kill what ever other 999 members left in that alliance.

It is true we helped some friends earlier this year, not knowing who they were up against. EM diplomate contacted us and informed us we were set red. Talks was made forward and back and an agreement was made, in which they set us back to neutral on their personal standing site. The statement on their standing site was at that time "supporting pirates".

Seven months later they are bored and funny enough after we have exculates our operations against BSI. Amarr and running ops deep into Amarr low sec, to help our brothers, they deside to reset their standing to "Pirates" and without warning cutting us off being able to fight the Amarr and help our brothers.

EMs standings are their personal law to justify what they do. Iv see with my own eyes how minmatar transports was scrammed at stations, trying to bring food and supplies to women and children in a mining station.

I have to admit that I have difficulties to imagine EM practicing piracy., though, of course, it is not impossible considering the things I have witnessed recently with other NRDS entities.

Proofs will have to be shown if such accusations of piracy held against EM are to be proved.

EM have engaged me many times, and even once destroyed one of my vessels, Even going so far as to GCC on my Ares which was peacefully on a pleasure cruise a few months back. They are not so much NRDS as shoot anything not loyal to the Republic or Federation as best I can tell.

I remember, they even accused the alliance I was with at the time of crimes against the republic and slavery without a shred of evidence.

I wouldn't be surprised if they listed my current corporation the same way, despite the lack of evidence.

EM have engaged me many times, and even once destroyed one of my vessels, Even going so far as to GCC on my Ares which was peacefully on a pleasure cruise a few months back. They are not so much NRDS as shoot anything not loyal to the Republic or Federation as best I can tell. I remember, they even accused the alliance I was with at the time of crimes against the republic and slavery without a shred of evidence. I wouldn't be surprised if they listed my current corporation the same way, despite the lack of evidence.

The only kill of you I found on our killboard was a Cyclone-class battlecruiser you lost in Turnur while flying for Shaktipat Revelators, known Sansha loyalists.

....We'd usually consider a corp calling itself "Unofficial Master Kuvakei Fan Club" not hostile, as it's likely a joke and not serious, but with your Sansha loyalist past, I suspect it's quite serious. So I'd be happy to get you negative standings if you like :-)

If your criteria is that anyone who supports the legitimate sovereign state known as Sansha's Nation is an enemy, then yes, please feel free to set UMKFC to red

Guess you should have picked your witticism a bit more carefully Val. Hope you like being a full time target.