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Revan Chion
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.07 01:06:00 -
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Nautical Nonsense [SEADO] is the lead corporation in the Something Fishy Alliance. We currently operate out of empire, and roam into nullsec where we feast on the tears of carebears and the salvaged wrecks of our enemies ships. As a group, we can make a ton of isk, and at the same time PVP, but most of all we all have fun doing what we do as a corporation.
The Info
Where we live:http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/The_Citadel
Killboard:http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=333060
SEADO offers:
-PvP fleets, typically based around smaller gangs.
-NBSI PvP.
-A friendly atmosphere
-A Family-Style Environment!
-Groups to mission with
Pilot Requirements:
-18+ Years of age.
-Non-trial accounts
-Preferably able to fly an assault frigate
-The willingness to show up for fleets, and attend ops.
-A working microphone and the willingness to use it!
-Ability to speak and type English.
-Installation of Mumble
-Full API
Nautical Nonsense is looking for:
-Combat Pilots
-Pilots from all TZs are welcome
-Carebears who want to grow their teeth, and learn how to PvP
-Pilots who like seeing their enemies explode in nuclear flashes
SEADO will help you where ever it can to support your career and make your stay with us as enjoyable as possible. We can provide training in almost all aspects of EVE.
We are a RL comes first corporation. However, we are also family to each other. Eve isn't fun without a team atmosphere, and SEADO is a corporation that builds, maintains, and enjoys a team atmosphere.
If you would like to know more about Nautical Nonsense, or are interested in joining, visit our pub channel: "The Dock" for more info or start a conversation with or mail one of the following people:
Blue Spy
Ernst Lindemann
Revan Chion |
Miss Relina
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.07 01:43:00 -
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Come one come all!! |
Blue spy
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Posted - 2013.07.07 13:10:00 -
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Hop on in, the waters fine! |
Ernst Lindemann
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Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.07 19:46:00 -
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I was walking to my car when I noticed my pants were on fire. I turned to my friend and said, "I think were going to need an oven and fast."
He grabbed me with his soggy fingers and said.. "Snap out of it, Man."
Then he proceeded to chant and walk in circles around me.
I looked down, My pants were still on fire, but by this time it had spread to my Uterus and three other ligaments. I was getting pretty agitated that no one seemed to care about my third degree burns, or my soon imminent death, but I went along with his plan still hoping he'd manage to save me through his voo-doo witchcraft.
After I came out of my trance from the fire I noticed that I was now in the kitchen of my grandma's house baking a cake..
I Screamed "WHAT THE F***?"
My Grandma ran in and slapped the s*** outta me for cursing.
Then she proceeded to say, "I swear if you talk like that 5 more times, I'll beat the living s*** outta you."
I was quite confused as to what was going on and what I did to deserve this true life mad lib. I just stood there in silence with a look of uttermost confusion.. and I starred at the women who had once been a kind sweet old lady, who wouldn't even kill a baby piglet, now turned into this vicious beast of a monster with veins protruding from her neck like a porcupines quills on a midsummer day.
She gasped, and then with the blink of an eye turned back into the sweet old lady I had once known.
"Would you like some cookies, dear?"
"Ummm Yes, grandma."
As she went to retrieve the cookies, I was planning my escape.. Looking around pondering what unimaginable thing would happen next if I stayed. As my grandma neared the corner with her plate of cookies, I ran to the door as fast as my burning legs would take me.
As I made my silent escape I heard grandma yell, "You forgot your cookies dear"
Little did she know I didn't give a s*** about those cookies. As I ran I thought about my previous life and how this whole day had been more interesting than my Whole entire life on earth had.. I began to ponder if this was karma kicking my a** for just sitting on the laptop all day typing short stories for little to no pay. When I decided to stop and catch my breath, I wiped the sweat from my face and looked up to see what else this new world had to offer.
Far off in the distance I could see a huge building, maybe a hotel or some sort of jail. I wasn't too sure.. but I marked that location off my list, the last thing I needed was to go to a jail and get killed by a bunch of mobsters.. I mean Hell my pants were already on Fire.
I decided to turn to my left and see what my next choice would be.
There were flying cantaloupes, rainbows and songs of happiness near by, I mean I was a little frightened by the flying fruit but I'll take this any day over Prison inmates.
I skipped closer and closer to the festivities and when I arrived I seen all my friends I had went to high school with there were holding hands and singing Kumbayah around the camp ice.. Yes It was a giant block of ice situated on three wood logs.. I felt much more comforted here than I did at my grandmas. I took a deep breath of relief and I thought Maybe, this day is getting better. I joined hands and with Germany and Tokyo and began to sing with everyone else, but as soon as I Belched out my voice changed to an annoying high pitched squeal.. Similar to ringing in your ears.
Everyone turned toward me and gave me the death stare and I knew I had screwed up once again, they all walked in slow motion towards me saying the same familiar chant I had heard earlier, before anyone could reach me I awoke in a frantic sweaty rush in my bed.. My legs were no longer on fire and I felt slightly normal again. I noticed that my mom, a preacher, and several other family members were standing around me sobbing and chanting.. I said. "What's going on?" They informed me that I had been possessed by a spirit named Robert that liked to make people crazy by making there dreams seem similar to real life, only completely insane. They told me that I had been very lucky to be through such a traumatic experience and live to tell about it, without needing to be put in a psych ward. I turned to the preacher and said.
"I think were gonna need an oven and fast."
That's when they knew I was a goner. |
Revan Chion
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.07 21:38:00 -
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Come to The Dock, plenty of fish there. |
Revan Chion
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Posted - 2013.07.09 01:22:00 -
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Under the sea, come hang with us. |
Miss Relina
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Posted - 2013.07.11 22:17:00 -
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This post is to inform you that we still exist. |
Ariakas Umangiar
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.13 00:04:00 -
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Awesome Corp! Friendly atmosphere and all of the above, come in! |
Revan Chion
Nautical Nonsense
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Posted - 2013.07.13 16:34:00 -
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Still recruiting some guppies, come join in on the fun! |
Revan Chion
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Posted - 2013.07.16 01:08:00 -
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Recruitment still open! |
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Miss Relina
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Posted - 2013.07.16 19:17:00 -
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Join our Cruisers of Doom! |
Blue spy
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Posted - 2013.07.17 00:20:00 -
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Come and dine at Poseidon's All-You-Can-Eat Pod Barbecue!
Glorious fights, friendly banter, and a good atmosphere is just the start of what is on the menu here at Nautical Nonsense.
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Revan Chion
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.17 18:18:00 -
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Come on down to the dock to talk to us! |
Revan Chion
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Posted - 2013.07.18 19:39:00 -
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Recruitment is still open! |
Ernst Lindemann
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Posted - 2013.07.18 21:07:00 -
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I set fire to 17 barrels full of fish guts and that were sold to me by an Irish Clock maker while vacationing in Tiannamen Square back when Lemons used to be oranges and oranges used to be Meat cleavers, and you could trade meat cleavers for high octane gas that burns well in your rocket ship that flies like a stone pony floating up from a shipwreck at the bottom of a mud bog. |
Miss Relina
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Posted - 2013.07.18 23:45:00 -
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There are several ways to tie a book in three. The second way is by wearing a bear pelt as a hat. Yesterday I saw a banana light a tree on fire. The banana was arrested but escaped from jail. For these reasons people should not disdain playing craps in casinos.
Also, there are many ways to scale a horseshoe crab. The 4th way is to sing about the dark, dark days of summer whilst sitting on a hammock. You know the kind of hammock that is supported by metal tripod things, not the real hammocks that GIlligan and The Skipper slept in.
In closing I wish you all a good 2pm. |
Hasn't been
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.19 13:14:00 -
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One fish
Two Fish
Red Fish (SHOOT IT!!!)
Blue Fish
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Revan Chion
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.19 17:20:00 -
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Come one, come all! |
Ariakas Umangiar
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Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.19 21:49:00 -
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One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw
And behold a white tuna! |
Revan Chion
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.20 20:18:00 -
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Fishing for some more trout, come to The Dock to sign up! |
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Tzsoni
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.21 20:30:00 -
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Come join a great group of capsuleers for some fun shenanigans in New Eden!  |
Revan Chion
Nautical Nonsense
Something Fishy
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Posted - 2013.07.21 23:43:00 -
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Recruitment is still open! |
Miss Relina
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Posted - 2013.07.22 22:21:00 -
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WTF mining |
Shaela Sinjin
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Posted - 2013.07.23 00:34:00 -
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bump for a great corp |
Sukki Solette
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Posted - 2013.07.23 18:24:00 -
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The urge for tuna is rising! |
Miss Relina
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Posted - 2013.07.23 20:35:00 -
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JOIN NOW OR PERISH! |
Revan Chion
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Posted - 2013.07.24 02:03:00 -
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Just got back from a roam. The enemy was foolish to cross the Trout cruisers. |
Zechariah Bragg
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Posted - 2013.07.24 17:05:00 -
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BUMP!!!!!!..........:) |
Sepsis Exitus
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Posted - 2013.07.24 20:52:00 -
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Bumpitiy bump |
Sukki Solette
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Posted - 2013.07.24 21:56:00 -
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Still looking for more fleshy things! |
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