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Regan Rotineque
Rl'yeh Interstellar Ltd. Mildly Sober
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Posted - 2013.07.07 03:08:00 -
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Ya know before the implementation of the new "launcher" I can only remember once that EvE was not available to log into.
Now...i get this regularly - and tonite again - I am getting the "EvE Oflline" message from the launcher.
And before you tell me its my ISP.....I am able to connect to the forum....SWTOR....my ipad....email and I have 100mb cable service.
CCP please get this fixed...its damn annoying.
After 15min i got the log in screen........ |

Isaac Collins
Penumbra Military Industrial Complex
20
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Posted - 2013.07.07 03:13:00 -
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Try being patient for more then 2 minutes. Difficult concept, I'm aware. |

Tixam Quri
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
43
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Posted - 2013.07.07 04:27:00 -
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Isaac Collins wrote:Try being patient for more then 2 minutes. Difficult concept, I'm aware.
OP clearly stated "after 15 minutes". Difficult concept?
My apologies, you just seem like a D ick Jafit McJafitson- "try scamming people. it's like PvP, but with words. Their greed is your warp scrambler, your lies are your autocannons."
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Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
320
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Posted - 2013.07.07 04:44:00 -
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OP should perhaps try to sacrifice a black goat on a new moon or something equally significant.
His launcher is possessed & bad juju!
Alternatively he could join the many other victims in the (felt) 1000+ other launcher threads. Blog: http://aidanbrooder.wordpress.com My EVE YouTube Vids (most recent): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2alSWxXQbI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SEzNNYSlDE |

Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
679
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Posted - 2013.07.07 04:55:00 -
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Our launcher threads will blot out the Sun! This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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Arisidana
Hedion University Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2013.07.07 04:57:00 -
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EVE has a launcher?  |

calaretu
No Self Esteem ShAdOw PoLiTiCs
1
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Posted - 2013.07.07 05:07:00 -
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eve/bin/exefile.exe |

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
2856
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Posted - 2013.07.07 05:24:00 -
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Try to log in anyways? The launcher is known to be buggy. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3282
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Posted - 2013.07.07 09:06:00 -
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Did you actually try to log in, or did you just see 'Offline' & not investigate further? The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
946
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Posted - 2013.07.07 10:26:00 -
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These launcher threads always go places, this one in on the good road too. *removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
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Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
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Posted - 2013.07.07 10:34:00 -
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You guys don't get it!
The New Und Improved Launcher is an expansion to the game:
- Challenging mini game whose prize is being able to enter the real game.
- Skill check: EvE has to stay true to its learning curve stigma, all players must prove they are worthy of entering The Sandbox.
From old time Rites Of Initiation we got our own Rite Of Initialization 
- Patience check: we know EvE is different, everyone forges his path and it may take a long time.
The Einstein Design(tm) Grand EvE Launcher helps players understand that EvE is not a lowly, instant gratification MMO. EvE has to be endured, patience exercised like a mantra till the players find their psychological climax.
Only then, you are a True and Tested EvE Player. Hardened by years of relentless exercise, sleepless nights (before skill queue existed ) and now a Paragon in the Trials Of True Patience.
Auditing | Collateral holding and insurance | Consulting | PLEX for Good Charity
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3285
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Posted - 2013.07.07 10:41:00 -
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Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:You guys don't get it! The New Und Improved Launcher is an expansion to the game: - Challenging mini game whose prize is being able to enter the real game. - Skill check: EvE has to stay true to its Learning Curve Legend, all players must prove they are worthy of entering The Sandbox. From old time Rites Of Initiation we got our own Rite Of Initialization  - Patience check: we know EvE is different, everyone forges his path and it may take a long time. The Einstein Design(tm) Grand EvE Launcher helps players understand that EvE is not a lowly, instant gratification MMO. EvE has to be endured, patience exercised like a mantra till the players find their psychological climax. Only then, you are a True and Tested EvE Player. Hardened by years of relentless exercise, sleepless nights (before skill queue existed  ) and now a Paragon in the Trials Of True Patience.
Yeah I hear that people used to get up in the middle of the night to change skills. I never bothered with that as sleep is more important to me. Even these days a character will be training nothing for several days before I bother to log in & fix it. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |

Tyrton
Imbecile MIiss Managment and Disasters Intergalactic Interstellar Interns
34
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Posted - 2013.07.07 11:34:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:You guys don't get it! The New Und Improved Launcher is an expansion to the game: - Challenging mini game whose prize is being able to enter the real game. - Skill check: EvE has to stay true to its Learning Curve Legend, all players must prove they are worthy of entering The Sandbox. From old time Rites Of Initiation we got our own Rite Of Initialization  - Patience check: we know EvE is different, everyone forges his path and it may take a long time. The Einstein Design(tm) Grand EvE Launcher helps players understand that EvE is not a lowly, instant gratification MMO. EvE has to be endured, patience exercised like a mantra till the players find their psychological climax. Only then, you are a True and Tested EvE Player. Hardened by years of relentless exercise, sleepless nights (before skill queue existed  ) and now a Paragon in the Trials Of True Patience. Yeah I hear that people used to get up in the middle of the night to change skills. I never bothered with that as sleep is more important to me. Even these days a character will be training nothing for several days before I bother to log in & fix it.
That was me ... I am much better now! |
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