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Gogela
Freeport Exploration
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Posted - 2011.10.25 07:34:00 -
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So this came up in the "Ships" channel today and i thought I would do my due diligence and post some smack about it here because... why not? What if someone actually looks at this or searches for it in the forums?
It's obscure as hell but:
Enheduanni The 5th lost EvE Race at war with the Jove
See also: Theodicy (Short Story) I would link it but every time I try the forum takes a big crap on my head.
...so given that the Jove aren't that awesome in relative terms... isn't it about time we got some Jove spaceships in this game? Cummon'... it's been like 8 years CCP... All GëíGêçGëí Ships | Many Odd GëíGêçGëí Items (+Drones) | <-- Links to showInfo in-game |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.10.25 07:41:00 -
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Gogela wrote:So this came up in the "Ships" channel today and i thought I would do my due diligence and post some smack about it here because... why not? What if someone actually looks at this or searches for it in the forums? It's obscure as hell but: Enheduanni The 5th lost EvE Race at war with the Jove See also: Theodicy (Short Story) I would link it but every time I try the forum takes a big crap on my head. ...so given that the Jove aren't that awesome in relative terms... isn't it about time we got some Jove spaceships in this game? Cummon'... it's been like 8 years CCP...
...what. |

Gogela
Freeport Exploration
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Posted - 2011.10.25 07:43:00 -
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What? How 'bout my goggles are better than yours. How about that? All GëíGêçGëí Ships | Many Odd GëíGêçGëí Items (+Drones) | <-- Links to showInfo in-game |

Alara IonStorm
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.25 07:58:00 -
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Gogela wrote:What? How 'bout my goggles are better than yours. How about that? Nope they match her outfit. You gotta co-ordinate.
But yeah that kind story would be cool for the Winter. |

warsong nerds
NED-Clan Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.25 08:05:00 -
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0god more skills to train :'( Proud Member Of Homeland Defence of GoonSwarm
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Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.10.25 08:12:00 -
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But where are thay i cant see them... |

riknarr
Midhalla Azon Consortium
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Posted - 2011.10.25 08:34:00 -
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More ships and skills please  |

Wacktopia
Sicarius. Legion of The Damned.
19
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Posted - 2011.10.25 09:05:00 -
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Holy topic-resurrection, BatMan! |

David Grogan
The Motley Crew Reborn
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Posted - 2011.10.25 10:41:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Enheduanni The 5th lost EvE Race at war with the Jove
wouldn't that make them the 6th race? With the Terran Race being the 7th race also lost now the Eve Gate is closed..
1. Amarr Empire 2. Caldari State 3. Gallente Federation 4. Minmatar Republic 5. Jovian Directorate 6. Enheduanni ? 7. Terran ? Everytime you buy something that says "made in china" you are helping the rising unemployment in your own country unless your from china, Buy locally produced goods and help create more jobs. |

Alara IonStorm
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.25 10:42:00 -
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David Grogan wrote:Gogela wrote:Enheduanni The 5th lost EvE Race at war with the Jove wouldn't that make them the 6th race? With the Terran Race being the 7th race also lost now the Eve Gate is closed.. 1. Amarr Empire 2. Caldari State 3. Gallente Federation 4. Minmatar Republic 5. Jovian Directorate 6. Enheduanni ? 7. Terran ? Talocan... |
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Darth Skorpius
Legion of Darkwind Order of the Void
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Posted - 2011.10.25 10:49:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:David Grogan wrote:Gogela wrote:Enheduanni The 5th lost EvE Race at war with the Jove wouldn't that make them the 6th race? With the Terran Race being the 7th race also lost now the Eve Gate is closed.. 1. Amarr Empire 2. Caldari State 3. Gallente Federation 4. Minmatar Republic 5. Jovian Directorate 6. Enheduanni ? 7. Terran ? Talocan... yang jung? Baa Means Baa! |

Alara IonStorm
Caldari State
183
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Posted - 2011.10.25 10:50:00 -
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Darth Skorpius wrote:Alara IonStorm wrote:David Grogan wrote:Gogela wrote:Enheduanni The 5th lost EvE Race at war with the Jove wouldn't that make them the 6th race? With the Terran Race being the 7th race also lost now the Eve Gate is closed.. 1. Amarr Empire 2. Caldari State 3. Gallente Federation 4. Minmatar Republic 5. Jovian Directorate 6. Enheduanni ? 7. Terran ? Talocan... yang jung? Whoever created the Sleepers. Did they get a name or do they go by Sleepers as well. |

My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2011.10.25 10:52:00 -
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I have no clue what the OP is about.....
Does he wan-¦t a Jove ship? And what is the text before about? |

Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
33
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Posted - 2011.10.25 11:13:00 -
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My Postman wrote:I have no clue what the OP is about.....
Does he wan-¦t a Jove ship? And what is the text before about?
lol  |

ArmyOfMe
TEDDYBEARS. Excuses.
33
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Posted - 2011.10.25 11:14:00 -
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warsong nerds wrote:0god more skills to train :'( yes please
CCP, for the love of god boost the deimos..... |

Ciar Meara
Virtus Vindice
190
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Posted - 2011.10.25 12:13:00 -
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what makes them a race?
I see them as a sort of "illuminati" order not a specific subset of the human species. - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |

non judgement
Without Fear Flying Burning Ships Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.25 12:20:00 -
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why only one extra race? they should add at least two. Which means two more types of guns and ammo and also two new types of ewar.
If you really want to ask for something like this it's best to go all the way. I think maybe another four races would be best. |

Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris Etherium Cartel
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Posted - 2011.10.25 12:35:00 -
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I love the idea of back story, but let me rain on your parade anyways,
White Wolf for years had a "back story" in their material, they hinted and teased and squirmed and when it came time to print the FINAL book ... they said, yeah we didn't have anything sorry.
So enjoy the story, but I doubt CCP has any real plan here. New Player "boost" https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=243993#post243993 Mining + War Decks = yummy! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=25608&find=unread |

Aineko Macx
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.26 06:56:00 -
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The Enheduanni are a product of Tony Gonzales' inability to write compelling stories using only the established races as protagonists. He had to invent them to be used as plot device in every situation where something extraordinary and otherwise inexplicable/illogical happens. It's the AoE doomsday of story telling. The story is going nowhere? Let something explode and blame it on the Enheduanni... |

Hecatonis
Ascension Manufacturing
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Posted - 2011.10.26 07:47:00 -
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your missing the most important race off all.
it is the race that ushers in the end of everything through its blatant disregard for the foundations that built the world.
i want to be a flying space monk panda damit! because pandas are cool
edit: stupid spell check not telling me i spelled the wrong word. READ MY MIND NOT MY WORDS |
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Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:11:00 -
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Near as I can figure out, Theodicy is a cross between religion and idiocy, which is a redundancy, which isn't quite the same as a paradox, so it can't cancel itself out. My guess is an editor used a blue pencil on them.
The Enheduanni, however, show tell tale signs of being code for "The Management." Which management? Probably all of them at once. That's not like matter touching anti-matter and making Dr. Who disappear. It's more like matter touching doesn't matter, which Ford Prefect was warning us about all along!
I don't panic! I just scream and run away tearing my clothes off as I go. (The guys just love it!)
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold. |

Pr1ncess Alia
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.26 08:58:00 -
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I want to be Jove.
Just make it so we can trade in 100 million SP to turn our character into Jove.
All Jove get +25% ship agility and +5% damage/ROF across the board |

Gogela
Freeport Exploration
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Posted - 2011.10.26 14:15:00 -
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We've been promised Jove since the beginning...
They don't feel very mysterious anymore...
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Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
113
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Posted - 2011.10.26 16:35:00 -
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Pr1ncess Alia wrote:I want to be Jove.
Just make it so we can trade in 100 million SP to turn our character into Jove.
All Jove get +25% ship agility and +5% damage/ROF across the board
You want some short time as a super-capsuleer than kill yourself because of a genetically inherited depression?
On a more serious note: I'm happy that the Jove are not a player race. There must be some mystery left in the game. The four races are fine as they are as far as I'm concerned. |

Rhinanna
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.26 16:39:00 -
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Jove ships would be the equivalent of Tech 5-6 compared to current ships......
So no..... -The sword is only as sharp as the one who wields it! Other names: Drenzul (WoT, WoW, Lineage 2, WarH, BloodBowl, BSG, SC2 and lots more)-á |

Lord Ryan
True Xero
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Posted - 2011.10.26 16:46:00 -
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new races would bring new subs. Admit it we're all addicts we'd want to train new stuff, and have new space barbies.
I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |

Phoehnix
Kevlar Solutions Fratres Milites de Amarri
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Posted - 2011.10.26 18:34:00 -
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enheduanni is ccp |

Lharanai
Empyrean Guard Seventh Vanguard
28
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Posted - 2011.10.26 20:41:00 -
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non judgement wrote:why only one extra race? they should add at least two. Which means two more types of guns and ammo and also two new types of ewar.
If you really want to ask for something like this it's best to go all the way. I think maybe another four races would be best.
new types of ewar,
here I have one...CONFUSION, you think you locked your enemy and are happy that he goes down so fast? WRONG you locked your own friend, a close structure or the enemy far out of your range 
second new type, ILLUSION, shadow ships, projected illusions of ships which are not really there except for your sensors
jay more ewar in EVE, sorry but NO, we don't need more ships, we need changes for present ships as it looks like we will get, hurray for the comeback of destroyers Touch my **** and I will **** your **** with an rusty **** and **** into your ****, and then I will **** your **** until you ******************** |

Pr1ncess Alia
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.27 03:00:00 -
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Aidan Brooder wrote:Pr1ncess Alia wrote:I want to be Jove.
Just make it so we can trade in 100 million SP to turn our character into Jove.
All Jove get +25% ship agility and +5% damage/ROF across the board You want some short time as a super-capsuleer than kill yourself because of a genetically inherited depression? On a more serious note: I'm happy that the Jove are not a player race. There must be some mystery left in the game. The four races are fine as they are as far as I'm concerned.
mystery? it's scifi, you can come up with mystery with a crayon and a napkin while sitting on the toilet.
spoilers: the jove space is test space for ccp. ppl get magic'd there for the tourneys
progressing a story line is not destroying mystery. I don't necessarily think we should be able to become jove (just a cool idea) but I think they should open the jove storyline someday as opposed to leaving them dead/gone/mysterious all-the-while right in our faces for a yearly event.
if CCP realizing a Jove storyline and putting them in the game means there is no mystery to the game, then you have no imagination. Mystery is one Eve Chronicle away. |
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