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Troubadour
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Posted - 2005.12.13 21:45:00 -
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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE
The Divine Rubyor, after much meditation on the subject and being touched by the noodly appendage of the Spaghetti Monster, has decided to convert to Pastafarianism. With this all of his followers in Slacker Industries have also converted. Because of this all Slackers members will now practice Piratism, the required discipline for followers of Pastafarianism.
Why the reason for this change?
It has become pretty obvious that the evidence of Pastafarianism being the one true faith is all around us. With the decline of pirates and rise of carebears the glactic temperature has risen 10 degrees over the last 2 years alone, as demonstrated in this graph:
The need to save the Galaxy from certain inferno is greater then the personal goals of the Divine. So he has decided to turn himself and his followers to the cause of protecting the galaxy.
What does this mean?
The Divine is going to start small. For now, all pirating activity will be localized in the regions of Aridia and Kor-Azor. He cannot promise that his followers will become over-zealous and move on to different regions. These pirate actions will lower the temperature of the galaxy, thereby preserving the planets and stations that many call home. If you are pirated by a Pastafarian, be not mad, as you are doing your part by being pirated of saving the galaxy from certain doom.
With this all said the Divine encourages rest of Exuro Mortis and all others to convert to Pastafarianism. Not only is it the only way to save the galaxy, there is a stripper factory and a beer volcano that await the pirates of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in heaven.
-Troubadour
THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE.
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fisho
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Posted - 2005.12.13 21:48:00 -
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LOL....GL Slackers!!
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ChefAce
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Posted - 2005.12.13 22:13:00 -
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Could your banner be any bigger? (rhetorical question)
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Drunkeh
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Posted - 2005.12.13 22:13:00 -
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good post, but shameless ripoff of that graph.
 Originally by: Omeega
I R NO WORK.
I SELL MY KIDS FOR ISK.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
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KSUDruid
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Posted - 2005.12.13 22:13:00 -
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Ummmm... Hail Rubyor? (I think?)
-Druid
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Wulfgard
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Posted - 2005.12.13 22:22:00 -
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Creativity... what happens when one has too much free time at work |
slothe
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Posted - 2005.12.13 22:35:00 -
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weird but funny.
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OzaLoni
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Posted - 2005.12.13 22:57:00 -
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lol whatever next.......
its obvious that time of year again! :) So here it is, merry Pastafarianism everybodies having fun...!
Don't **** me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies...
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Elendar
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Posted - 2005.12.13 23:10:00 -
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Hail Rubyor!!
onwards brothers! the way is clear if pasta filled
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R31D
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Posted - 2005.12.13 23:35:00 -
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Truly the best press release I've seen
Hail Rubyor!
Free bumpage for all |
skilz
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Posted - 2005.12.13 23:43:00 -
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Edited by: skilz on 13/12/2005 23:48:20
Originally by: ChefAce
Could your banner be any bigger? (rhetorical question)
Could your rhetoric questions be any more rhetoric?
P.S. thanks for putting 'rhetoric' in brackets or I might not of understood you!
P.S.S watch out local aridians, theyÆre cominÆ for ya!
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Specture
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Posted - 2005.12.14 00:41:00 -
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hail rubyor! yarrrrr 
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Nathan Grey
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Posted - 2005.12.14 04:03:00 -
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Edited by: Nathan Grey on 14/12/2005 04:03:33
Yarrrr!
Can I get meat sauce with those Pastafarianists?
Good to hear [.SL.]'s having good times!
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Industrialist. I build it. You buy it. You break it and buy another one.
Market domination through ingue ferrogue.
(I did this and could have stopped it.) |
Kodos
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Posted - 2005.12.14 12:59:00 -
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* Kodos plans a holiday in Aridia for Battle Angels 
Battle Angels Killboard |
Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.12.14 15:16:00 -
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Slackers ftw! I wanna be a Pastafarian too 
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pHASE 11
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Posted - 2005.12.14 21:00:00 -
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I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
I'm deeply touched. It all makes sense now.
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Aegieal
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Posted - 2005.12.15 19:38:00 -
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YARRRRR
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