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MrPops
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Posted - 2003.08.16 22:55:00 -
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My girlfriend would like to tell you to stop taking time away from me so I can play with her.
She would also like to inform you that if you don't leave me alone, she will personally kick your ass.
I'm really sorry but she made me type this with a .45 to my head and also my sex privilidges will be denied if I don't cooperate.
PS HELP!
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.16 22:58:00 -
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Is that the first time your girlfriend has had a weapon of decent calibre in her grip?
  
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MrPops
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:09:00 -
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Not at all, infact, she wants my weapon so bad she is willing to kill me if she can't have it because of my EVE playing habits. She is nuts.
She wants the "injeccion carnal"
But I want my EVE dosage, so there is conflict.
Please help!
I want women out there to convince her to play EVE and how it's such a great game. So please make a post helping my cause.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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slacker
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:31:00 -
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Someone needs to set up a cooking or cleaning school for girls while the lads are out mining / fighting.
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StealthNet
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:32:00 -
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mhuahauhauahauahuahuahua
yes mate, thats your only way out! Get her to play eve asap!!
when I used to play UO, that saved me! Now my wife keeps playing UO (she does not like the space theme)
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Capn Blood
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:34:00 -
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Damn they instigated the partner faction already? I thought this wasn't coming in for a few more patches
I will have to check my wife faction hasn't dropped too far........
BTW do CCP intend to give wife faction missions out via agents? Or will I have to go shopping with her again 
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These men have no honour, and are fit only to be politicians."
The book of Rab
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MrPops
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:38:00 -
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LOL! I know save us man!
Seriously, we need to devise a plan to make our women play the games we like.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Endureth
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:42:00 -
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Wow man. You need to get your priorities straight. Women always come first.
-E
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:43:00 -
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Wow man. You need to get your priorities straight. Women always come first.
-E
Calvert quickly shuts his mouth to prevent the obvious innuendo
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
MrPops
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:50:00 -
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Women come first? tell that to a guy whos been married a ton of years.
Guys also need a break from the daily husband/boyfriend duty. Ofcourse we all put aside EVE for a piece of booty.
"The human species suffers from a dimensional limitation. They are not able to understand that matter and mind are just one aspect of something more fundamental. We must strive to expand our perspective so we can see what our true reality is."
Deep toughts by Mr.Pops, while consuming large quantities of Blue Pill and staring at the EVE gate in Genesis.
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Endureth
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:57:00 -
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Calvert quickly shuts his mouth to prevent the obvious innuendo
Yes, I'm single at the moment so it's easy for me to say :)
-E
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Sally
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:57:00 -
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Maybe we can make a girlfriend pool and the people stopping to play or quiting for a while can take care of the girlfriends helping them out with all kind of nice services including sex ? Would keep everyone happy and Jade could use her Constantine Manoeuvre more often  .
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:58:00 -
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Makes me wonder why there's so many afk players........
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Sally
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Posted - 2003.08.16 23:59:00 -
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"Makes me wonder why there's so many afk players........"
Lol, this is something good actually from you . *applauding*
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nails
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Posted - 2003.08.17 01:06:00 -
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Yes, this is a major topic, and it consumes many of our members. Being dragged away from the computer usually at gunpoint. As I noted to one of my fellow members, you can always have her ride the wild pony "while" your playing eve. Monitors and mice can be moved anywhere :)
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Savada
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Posted - 2003.08.17 05:54:00 -
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I play this game with my boyfriend. It is alot of fun and it certainly takes the "spend more time with me" issue away because I'm playing all the time. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2003.08.17 06:14:00 -
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Yes, this is a major topic, and it consumes many of our members. Being dragged away from the computer usually at gunpoint. As I noted to one of my fellow members, you can always have her ride the wild pony "while" your playing eve. Monitors and mice can be moved anywhere :)
Mixing mining and pleasure? Now that's just wrong.
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Intruders
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Posted - 2003.08.17 08:32:00 -
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Capn Blood
Damn they instigated the partner faction already? I thought this wasn't coming in for a few more patches
I will have to check my wife faction hasn't dropped too far........
HeheheheHe!
Well.. that kicked arse!
Every man lives..but not every man dies!
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Baron Tane
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Posted - 2003.08.17 09:12:00 -
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...and Jade could use her Constantine Manoeuvre more often .
Is that the one where you slam halfway into warp, let the other guy whizz by you, and then execute a perfect one-hundred-and-eighty-degree turn right into Kama Sutra position 48?
No, wait.
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NTRabbit
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Posted - 2003.08.17 09:13:00 -
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Ask Discorporation about mixing EVE and your girlfriend - his girl is a pirate with Space Invaders
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