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Shoot2kilI The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 43	Posted - 2013.08.08 05:02:00 - [1] - Quote Remember that time you were flying around in your ridiculously awesome laser-fit Thorax and you exploded when you tried to agress that Drake that totally wasn't bait? -But Shoot2kili, you don't fit lasers on a Thorax! -Not with that attitude! If the above sounded like a completely terrible, just plain stupid idea, and you decide you want to go and do it anyway, then WE WANT YOU! There's only ONE thing that matters in EVE: Having fun. The Milkmen is currently recruiting people whose goal is exactly that. The Milkmen is a close-knit corporation that participates in a pretty wide variety of activities. Anything from extensive Planetary Interaction chains, to mining (yes, some null-sec guys do this on occasion), to throwing our bodies at an enemy until we get them down to 90% shield without a single kill. And of course, when your ship is destroyed, the only thing left to do in your pod is RAMMING SPEED! As a member of TEST, we have a fun time with a wide-range of active fleets to join around the clock every day, tons of interest groups for anything from learning to bomb and do recon/scout work, to building critical alliance components (ships, ammo, etc), importing and selling goods, and even social groups for making internet spaceship friends. Pants not required. We don't have many requirements, but the few we do are non-negotiable: Must be willing to hangout/idle in jabber. We are a corporation that thrives on being social; if you're not interested, look elsewhere. Full API's for background checks. Must be 16+. No more spiritkill's allowed. If you are insanely mature and under that requirement, PM me and we'll see what we can work out. Drinking while on fleets is a must! (okay, we'll forgive you if you're under age or lactose intolerant or whatever). Need to be self-sufficient, or ambitious enough to learn how to be. Null-sec can be a rough place, luckily TEST alliance has a vast and deep resource pool for getting the old and bitter or the new and shobon acclimated to living out here. Wearing pants is NOT encouraged. Ever. We DO NOT have an SP requirement. However, you MUST be out of your trial; if you're new to Eve, you've got a lot of ground to catch up on, and TEST is the perfect place to do it. If you're new to the game, we welcome you as well! There's a ton of resources where you can ask questions, learn how to properly fit your battle-badger, and to help get you pointed in the right direction for what you want to do. What do you get from joining FYAD? Additional reimbursements ON TOP OF the already great alliance reimbursements - You can literally get paid to PvP. Fleets are NEVER mandatory, not for the corp, not for TEST. We want active people who are ready to participate on their own, not forced to. A very fun and large pool of people who are here to play Eve as a game, not a second job, and to make friends within. Despite being terrible we've also got some fairly experienced pilots - quite a few of our guys own or have owned supercaps, and can tell you about anything from subcap and up. Some even have a few venerated "not quite awful" ship fits! I once saw a Thorax fit that used blasters! BLASTERS! An active and fun environment, inside and outside Eve Online (we dabble in minecraft, League of Legends, DotA2, etc) Gigantic swathe of space to pvp, pve, or industry yourself crazy Many pilot-supportive programs, such as reimbursements, fc training, etc *TEST Services including Mumble, Jabber, Wiki, Forums, etc. If you're interested in The Milkmen [FYAD], please contact one of the following: HR Contacts: Elohsa Peanut Tommy Spacegun Decafon Merlosh HR Director: Elohsa Peanut We also have a public channel you can idle in or ask general questions: Milkmen All of the above mentioned can answer any and all questions you have about the corporation. Each one is listed as an official recruiter in our corporation description. But seriously tho, no pants.
Tommy Spacegun The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 0	Posted - 2013.08.08 15:01:00 - [2] - Quote And you get a group of awesome people to play eve with... unless everyone's playing minecraft. Then you have a awesome group to play minecraft with
Tommy Spacegun The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 0	Posted - 2013.08.09 13:27:00 - [3] - Quote Bump-er stickers are awesome. I got one like this
Decafon Merlosh The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 0	Posted - 2013.08.09 20:21:00 - [4] - Quote You can even earn my love in non-homoerotic ways by joining us. I cannot vouch for the rest of us, however. It can get rather steamy at times.
Tommy Spacegun The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 0	Posted - 2013.08.09 21:01:00 - [5] - Quote Decafon Merlosh wrote: You can even earn my love in non-homoerotic ways by joining us. I cannot vouch for the rest of us, however. It can get rather steamy at times. I love all Hans Brolos and Broba Fetts that join. In every possible way and it doest get steamy.

ISD Ezwal ISD Community Communications Liaisons 419	Posted - 2013.08.10 19:32:00 - [6] - Quote Please follow the Recruitment center rules to the letter. Bumping * Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. Topic locked for 24 hours to compensate. ISD Ezwal Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department

Eli Nguyen The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 0	Posted - 2013.08.12 05:36:00 - [7] - Quote So, I was coming on here to bump for our corp, but after your post I discovered I can't bump this since I, myself, didn't start the post. Since multiple people in our corporation handle HR and not everyone is able to hop on to bump every day we are attempting to ascertain the correct course of action. Should we each create our own thread so that we can each bump every 24 hours in our specific thread as needed? I mean, there are about 9 people that handle HR stuff. If we each created a separate thread for our corporation that would be a bit overkill. After researching the rules for this forum section I see nothing that would indicate this as being against the rules. If this is truly what you would prefer us to do, we shall do it immediately. We just felt it would be better contained to a single thread to save room and not clutter up the forums. Please advise.
Shoot2kilI The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 43	Posted - 2013.08.12 05:36:00 - [8] - Quote ISD Ezwal wrote: Please follow the Recruitment center rules to the letter. Bumping * Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. If you use another character you will get warned. * Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example, "Recruitment still open" is an acceptable bump. * Bumping may only be done once per day. Once per day means that the date has to be different on your post. If you bump 2008.06.15 then your next bump can only be 2008.06.16 and then 2008.06.17. It doesn't matter when during the day you bump, as long as the date is one day apart. For more information you can read the Thread Bumping Guideline. Topic locked for 24 hours to compensate. I reported your post as offtopic because you're posting illegitimate **** in my recruitment thread. Please refrain from spamming my thread, thanks in advance.

CCP Eterne C C P C C P Alliance 2690	Posted - 2013.08.12 15:14:00 - [9] - Quote I have deleted a post discussing moderation. To answer the question about bumping, please do not create multiple threads, as that would constitute spam. Only the original thread creator can bump threads. If this means a thread may go unbumped one day, so be it. EVE Online/DUST 514 Community Representative GÇ+ EVE Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept @CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents

Eli Nguyen The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 0	Posted - 2013.08.13 19:42:00 - [10] - Quote So, since our beloved CEO was given a free forum vacation due to his last post, are we allowed to bump this until he's able to access the forums again?
Shoot2kilI The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 43	Posted - 2013.08.31 09:36:00 - [11] - Quote Eli Nguyen wrote: So, since our beloved CEO was given a free forum vacation due to his last post, are we allowed to bump this until he's able to access the forums again? Daily bump since it's against the rules for anyone besides me to do it.
wowyouareacow Aliastra Gallente Federation 2	Posted - 2013.08.31 10:07:00 - [12] - Quote Shoot2Kili, where is JetTiger? Is he still active? Btw, these are nice guys, totally recommend their corp.
Shoot2kilI The Milkmen Test Alliance Please Ignore 43	Posted - 2013.09.01 22:29:00 - [13] - Quote wowyouareacow wrote: Shoot2Kili, where is JetTiger? Is he still active? Btw, these are nice guys, totally recommend their corp. He got a new job and is taking a bit of a break from Eve at the moment.

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