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AdraunSunstar
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Posted - 2005.12.27 04:21:00 -
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You might be an eve gamer if you yell at the local store for not carrying Quafe
You might be an eve gamer if, your blow up doll is a battleship
You might be an eve gamer if, Youve woke up in a cold sweat from dreaming about your Dreadnought popping
You might be an eve gamer if, you spend more then 3 hours on the forums a day.
You might be an eve gamer if, if youve ever told your boss youll pod them.
You might be an eve gamer if, You have a tatto of your charecter.
You might eb an eve gamer if, Your G/F has mumbled in her sleep "you left it at p12 m4 cald assem hunny"
You might be an eve gamer if, you found that a incredible turn on.
You mgith be an eve gamer if, you have a bumpersticker that reads "my other car is a phoon"
You might be an eve gamer if,your still reading this post
You might be an eve gamer if, you buy a big screen tv so you can feel better about flying small ships
If you have your own feel free to post them. lets get another 12 page you might be an eve gamer if
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2005.12.27 04:53:00 -
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These threads are like a grandmother.
Old and undesirable.
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Zavernus Hamarabi
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Posted - 2005.12.27 05:29:00 -
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One of my eve friends told me this:
He was dreaming apparently, and was poking his wife in the belly, she asked what he was doing. He replied sleepily "mining veldspar"
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Grankor
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Posted - 2005.12.27 05:35:00 -
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You might be an eve gamer if, if youve ever told your boss youll pod them.
Told my boss that once.....
There are 4 of us at work who play, and people think we're nerds. We simply laugh and tell them we're gonna camp the gate and wtfbbqpwn their asses.
Also, out corp and another local corp get together to watch movies and drink beer.
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Polydectes
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Posted - 2005.12.27 06:36:00 -
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Someone once asked me how much something was, and i told them the price in isk :S
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Violence is Golden |
Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2005.12.27 08:05:00 -
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Edited by: Jane Vladmir on 27/12/2005 08:10:30
Sadly, I dreamt a cruiser fight once.
EDIT: Even worse, I remember the name of the one I was fighting which I won't utter here, it would cause awkwardness, and I lost the fight since my phone rang in the dream while I was fighting and I forgot about the fight. When I returned from the phone I was in hull and shortly lost my cruiser afterwards. And my low slots were filled with 8x 1600 plates, I've got this all written down here.
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Brutal Butcher
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Posted - 2005.12.27 09:30:00 -
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my bike was broke for delivering newpapers a few days ago.
i was still haldrunk and a bit sleepy when i called my boss to tell him. he said i could use his bike...
i said i didnt had the skills to drive with his one 
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2005.12.27 11:09:00 -
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You might be an eve gamer if , when u see "Proxy not connected" but still continuing clicking connect till servel will be up again 
soar angelic now recruting |
wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2005.12.27 11:24:00 -
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i remember day when RMR was released.
i went colege i my head was "go home and play EVE!"
after lections i meet girl she asked me " can u help to fix my cpu? " or somethink like that
i say " sry dont have time, maybe next time ?"
when i come back home i remember that she dont have cpu 
so u get thet point
soar angelic now recruting |
Zarithas
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Posted - 2005.12.27 15:00:00 -
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 Originally by: wierchas noobhunter
i remember day when RMR was released.
i went colege i my head was "go home and play EVE!"
after lections i meet girl she asked me " can u help to fix my cpu? " or somethink like that
i say " sry dont have time, maybe next time ?"
when i come back home i remember that she dont have cpu
so u get thet point
Nice.
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AdraunSunstar
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Posted - 2005.12.27 16:36:00 -
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you might be an eve gamer if,,, you wake up sat in a chair playing eve and you know darn well that you turned off your compuiter last night
keep em comin guys :)
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RavenL0rd
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Posted - 2005.12.27 16:52:00 -
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The night after I built my first Caracal, I dreamed that I was flying through space in it when suddenly 3 ships that I couldn't identify attacked me. They killed my shields fast, so I tried to warp away but they all warped too at the same time and followed me close, still firing at me, then my ship exploded. And then I didn't got my insurance cause I exploded in warp
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Tysenus
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Posted - 2005.12.27 16:55:00 -
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You might be an eve gamer if your wife asks you to do something and you reply with, "but hunny... im in 0.0!"
You might be an eve game if your wife asks you a question and you answer her while forgeting that your holding the button down to talk on teamspeak.
Kill one man and your a murderer... kill a million and your a conquerer |
Tysenus
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Posted - 2005.12.27 17:15:00 -
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Just about forgot...
Your might be an eve gamer if you bought your GF a Megathron for christmas.
And maybe a Taranis for a stocking stuffer
Kill one man and your a murderer... kill a million and your a conquerer |
R3 1D
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Posted - 2005.12.27 17:16:00 -
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When your talking on the phone at your PC you press the TS button subconciously (I didn't even have Ts on at the time)
Free bumpage for all! |
Orin Malbaum
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Posted - 2005.12.27 17:19:00 -
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You might be an EVE gamer if, u doodle ship setups when you should be writing a report at work 
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Meryl Stryfe
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Posted - 2005.12.27 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Tysenus
Just about forgot...
Your might be an eve gamer if you bought your GF a Megathron for christmas.
And maybe a Taranis for a stocking stuffer
You might be an eve gamer if your BF/GF ~wants~ a ship for christmas! 
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AO refugee? pst! |
MAcheTT3
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Posted - 2005.12.27 18:04:00 -
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If you're working alone in a shop and decide you need some food, you leave a note on the door saying 'AFK'... Almost did it... 
I make sigs, fo' sh!zzle. Check it! |
wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2005.12.27 19:04:00 -
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Originally by: MAcheTT3
If you're working alone in a shop and decide you need some food, you leave a note on the door saying 'AFK'... Almost did it...
lol best !   
soar angelic now recruting |
Xroxor
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Posted - 2005.12.27 20:48:00 -
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Whats this have to do with Crime and Punishment?
*lock*
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000Hunter000
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Posted - 2005.12.27 23:36:00 -
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- Set your alarmclock to go off in the middle of the night cause u had a skill end.
I did that, untill my GF threatened to 'OMGWTFPWNBBQ' my ass if i didn't stop it.
- U got a mug with your fav BS on it (luv my purty Thron mug)
- U get upset if u see someone else casually using it
- u threaten to 'OMGWTFPWNBBQ' their ass if they don't put it back ASAP
- u say this while wearing a 'concord' T-shirt
- u've done all of the above and post about it on the forums... OMG i really need to get a life
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vile56
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Posted - 2005.12.28 01:10:00 -
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i love calling co-workers nubs, they just look at u funny
well walk up to her with your pants down and if she runs away it was never meant to be. |
Unbeleever
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Posted - 2005.12.28 04:01:00 -
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Edited by: Unbeleever on 28/12/2005 04:02:07
I pulled into a parking stall at the local walmart(local department store), and my wife get's out of the truck and askes why i'm not getting out.
I politely reply to my wife there are two old people undocking next to me in a cadillac I can't get out yet.
She is a very understanding wife.
P.S couldnt believe I said that outloud.
For me... Group therapy is a 30 pack of BEER!!
Then all of the voices are satisfied. |
C4R3B34R
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Posted - 2005.12.28 04:02:00 -
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You might be an EVE gamer if, you call in late for work with the excuse, "I only got 30 mins left on a skill"
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2005.12.28 10:09:00 -
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Originally by: C4R3B34R
You might be an EVE gamer if, you call in late for work with the excuse, "I only got 30 mins left on a skill"
:)))))
soar angelic now recruting |
Bruidsmeisje
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Posted - 2005.12.28 11:23:00 -
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You might be an Eve gamer if you r watchin some nicely made Eve movies and tryin to alter the view with your mouse!! Damn, is my mouse not working
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Vanecrox
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Posted - 2005.12.28 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Bruidsmeisje
You might be an Eve gamer if you r watchin some nicely made Eve movies and tryin to alter the view with your mouse!! Damn, is my mouse not working
Been there before
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Drayco
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Posted - 2005.12.28 12:31:00 -
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i dont know how to word this but i have fallen asleep on my keyboard one night. when i woke up it was one of those "oh &*@* i fell asleep" snap out of sleep wake ups and i had 2 keys stuck to my face and i drooled on the space bar.... i hate long auto pilot drives.
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Drayco {TSMP}
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Irashi
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Posted - 2005.12.28 12:59:00 -
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Originally by: Vanecrox
Originally by: Bruidsmeisje
You might be an Eve gamer if you r watchin some nicely made Eve movies and tryin to alter the view with your mouse!! Damn, is my mouse not working
Been there before
I know, I want to look around damnit!
That'd be a nice feature actually, the ability to record a demo and play it back in your client with all the camera controls so you can zoom, rotate, change focus and fraps it so it actually looks cool... then slap in some generic metal music and whack it on the forums 
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Zachios Primos
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Posted - 2005.12.28 16:10:00 -
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Originally by: Irashi
Originally by: Vanecrox
Originally by: Bruidsmeisje
You might be an Eve gamer if you r watchin some nicely made Eve movies and tryin to alter the view with your mouse!! Damn, is my mouse not working
Been there before
I know, I want to look around damnit!
That'd be a nice feature actually, the ability to record a demo and play it back in your client with all the camera controls so you can zoom, rotate, change focus and fraps it so it actually looks cool... then slap in some generic metal music and whack it on the forums
i always try and view the mods fitted on the ship and then realize i cant... :(
oh... you might be an eve gamer if always say you'll evemail someone instead of email... do taht a lot
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