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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.29 23:06:00 -
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Where looking for a little more in eve and are wondering if anyone knows of a alliance or corperation for us to war on for someone that would provide as many targets to kill as low security pirateing in empire.
We would also like to let the public know we will fight anyone for your corp or alliance as long as you cover the cost for the war and insurance for the ships lost in the war.
If you are a alliance recruiting and think that your be able to reimburse insurance for battling, and if youd and provide us with enough targets to where we wouldnt get bored send me a email ingame
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.12.29 23:19:00 -
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but most importantly
how much do your muffins cost, and do you make blueberry? there my favourite. i like the way blueberries kindoff dye the cake around them and create a kinda bitter/sweet combo. however chocolate muffins are also good and go nicely with a cup of tea.
do you sell tea too?
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Cartiff
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Posted - 2005.12.29 23:31:00 -
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chocolate are the best, and cranberry, lo m8, long time no see
Cartiff, CEO
Euphoria Released
"Uggs386 > omfg i like little boys"
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 00:24:00 -
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cost?... we are free except for we want reimbursement for the insurance of the ships we loose. We will cover the cost of our own setups. hey cartiff whats up man
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 00:26:00 -
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others norm charge like a flat payment of like 500mill or 1bill we dont charge a flat payment just insurance of losses as fight for your cause.
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.12.30 00:50:00 -
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I would like to take this opportunity to mention that I have personally fought Cranberry MuffinMan and a corpmate of his, myself and Levin Cavil in interceptors and him and his corpmate in battleships. His corpmate ran away and Cranberry logged off to save his ship after he realized he was going to die.
Muffin Factory is a bunch of immature cowards who are terrible at pvp. Anyone who "hires" them runs the risk of humiliating themselves by association.
I know this looks like a flame, and I apologize. However, I have less respect for this individual then I do for any other player in EVE, and I wanted to provide my experienced opinion on this corp. Sorry for the bluntness of this post, but I didn't see a reason to dumb it down.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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J Constantine
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Posted - 2005.12.30 00:53:00 -
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 Originally by: Sochin
I would like to take this opportunity to mention that I have personally fought Cranberry MuffinMan and a corpmate of his, myself and Levin Cavil in interceptors and him and his corpmate in battleships. His corpmate ran away and Cranberry logged off to save his ship after he realized he was going to die.
Muffin Factory is a bunch of immature cowards who are terrible at pvp. Anyone who "hires" them runs the risk of humiliating themselves by association.
I know this looks like a flame, and I apologize. However, I have less respect for this individual then I do for any other player in EVE, and I wanted to provide my experienced opinion on this corp. Sorry for the bluntness of this post, but I didn't see a reason to dumb it down.
Ouch 
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:17:00 -
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Id like to mention how much a idiot this guy is, He had 40 minuets to kill me, And after 20 of me tanking him i figured why wait another 3 hrs for this newbs backup to help him get a kill. So i logged off this is when ccp implemented the 20min log off thing so after i logged he pounded at my ship another 20min and still couldnt kill me. Also id like to mention he lives in his moms basement and you can find him at your local taco bell stirring powdered beans
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Sochin
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:23:00 -
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Originally by: cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
Id like to mention how much a idiot this guy is, He had 40 minuets to kill me, And after 20 of me tanking him i figured why wait another 3 hrs for this newbs backup to help him get a kill. So i logged off this is when ccp implemented the 20min log off thing so after i logged he pounded at my ship another 20min and still couldnt kill me. Also id like to mention he lives in his moms basement and you can find him at your local taco bell stirring powdered beans
Thank you for proving the "immature" part of my post. Personal attacks (especially poorly fabricated ones) are definantly what an Alliance wants associated with them.
Also, the two of us spent about 20 minutes holding you down while you spammed cruise missiles at us ineffectively. Since you neglected to include DRONES in your setup, we just had to keep orbiting you until two more inties arrived with the necessary firepower. This was also before the logoff timer.
The fact remains that you were totally incapable of warding off two interceptors with your TWO battleships, and only logged off when we finally started to break your tank. With interceptors. You had about 20% structure left when you disseapred from space.
I know Levin had it frapsed. I will try and find the video.
Nemo me impune lacessit
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:27:00 -
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boohoo You couldnt get the kill cause you suck do you not understand? You couldnt kill me in 40 minuets so why would i let a newb get a kill he didnt deserve? Also i remember you *****ed about this on some other post and people told you, that you where retarded if i remember correctly for complaining about a kill you couldnt get by yourself after almost a freaken hour. So stop your crying and act like a man.
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:29:00 -
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well by the way cruise missiles work on ceptors now.... Also 1400 art arent made for killing ceptors point blank. Im sure many other people useing 1400 art have been killed by Assult frigs and ceptors before.
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:31:00 -
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(Since you neglected to include DRONES in your setup)oh my goodness what a horrible crime
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Dianabolic
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:40:00 -
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Originally by: cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
(Since you neglected to include DRONES in your setup)oh my goodness what a horrible crime
Considering you're effectively asking for merc work, yes - it's a pretty incredible nub mistake to forget one of the core anti-frigate weapons on your battleship.
Originally by: Thomas Jefferson
A society that will trade a little liberty for a little security will lose both and deserve neither.
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:41:00 -
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<<<<<<<<<<<blah>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Darkrydar
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:42:00 -
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It's like hiring BE, only worse...
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 01:46:00 -
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<<<<<<<<<<Blah>>>>>>>>>>>>>
--Logged off after 20min where i couldnt be killed and another 20min after that they couldnt kill me.((( guilty.)))
--Forgot Drones in .0 once. ((Guilty))
--Being Nagged by crybabies priceless
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gokkuma
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Posted - 2005.12.30 02:12:00 -
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I am also looking for someone to pay for my ships and also give me a little bit of money on the side, if you are a sucker and rich, please eve-mail me for a free consultation. |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 02:22:00 -
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ahah aparently sochin > this guy
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
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Laythun
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Posted - 2005.12.30 02:40:00 -
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dudes...the market is already saturated with wannabe merc corps, do us a favour and war dec a big ole merc corp and make a name for yourself first before u come asking for work.
seriously why dont u wardec Cosmic Fusion or someone like that, i hear they hang out in Litura..oh and they hate muffins
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Levin Cavil
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Posted - 2005.12.30 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Sochin
I know Levin had it frapsed. I will try and find the video.
I did have it on fraps but I deleted it like a month ago, was running out of room for hot pix of midgets with muffins 
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Madcap Magician
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Posted - 2005.12.30 07:11:00 -
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omg wardec us plz, we'll pay you in lead as we're all out of platinum. Deal, nubbinman?
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DUFFMANX
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Posted - 2005.12.30 07:29:00 -
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"Yes i know the muffinman, who lives down in drewery lane" 
Originally by: Eshtir
If your transmission is missing, it might have been destroyed by our "OOC Deathstar".
-Eshtir
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cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
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Posted - 2005.12.30 07:58:00 -
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lmao, Levin take a deep breath and stop crying
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.12.30 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
--Logged off after 20min where i couldnt be killed and another 20min after that they couldnt kill me.((( guilty.)))
If you would be so kind as to indulge me, I have a question.
If I were a corp or alliance looking to hire mercs, why would I choose you?
Would it not be cheaper (in every sense of the word) for my guys just to log off themselves in combat rather than having you do it for us?
Surely it would be a more reasonable usage of ISK to hire someone who fights instead?
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The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
Cartiff
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Posted - 2005.12.30 10:42:00 -
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wow, look at the flamage, any chance of getting this thread back on topic?
Cartiff, CEO
Euphoria Released
"Uggs386 > omfg i like little boys"
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Drunkeh
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Posted - 2005.12.30 11:04:00 -
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Lol @ this whole thread.
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Sapha
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Posted - 2005.12.30 17:41:00 -
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Originally by: cRaNbErRy MuFfInMaN
Where looking for a little more in eve and are wondering if anyone knows of a alliance or corperation for us to war on for someone that would provide as many targets to kill as low security pirateing in empire.
Low sec pirateing in empire...and you want to take on an alliance? LOL
killing noobs and miners is just a little different btw.
why not just go to 0.0 and try pirateing there if you're bored?
Oh God it burns! |
Zurn
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Posted - 2005.12.30 19:00:00 -
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The stories I could tell about Muffinman.....
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Angelus X
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Posted - 2005.12.30 19:12:00 -
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lmao 
You guys make [Burn Eden] look like eve vets in the in-game help channel.
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Laurelin1420
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Posted - 2005.12.30 19:18:00 -
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Thread descended into flames....
*Click* 
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