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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.10.28 20:03:00 -
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Reviving a thread from the old forums where people shared their experiences in EVE while "under the influence" of various substances. Share your stores so we can all have a good laugh.
I'll go first...
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The Setup:
- T2 fitted Vexor with an 800mm plate and 3 Heavy Ion Blasters... Warrior IIs, Hammerhead IIs, and light armor bots in the drone bay.
- A regional gate
- Boredom and bloodlust
- 6 shots of Jose Cuervo
- 1 liter of Pomegranate juice (one of the few things that actually mixes well with tequila)
The Situation:
I'm in faction warfare and hunting for targets with people. We get a heads up that a Rifter is jumping through a gate to the side we are camping.
Drones outs, weapons and points primed and overloaded... we wait for the Rifter to decloak. He appears on the overview... 23km from me!!! YES!! Click, target, and point!!! MWD out to him and he is webbed. He red-boxes on a friendly frigate and I think, "his fate is now sealed."
Then I notice that my drones are not attacking. Whatever, must be a glitch. Right-click, engage. For 2 minutes a friendly Rifter, Firetail, and myself pound away at the lone frigate... but for some reason his armor keeps regenerating.
Eventually the Rifter succumbs. Killmail goes up and I check it to see what kind of active repping fit he had that could keep up with all that DPS. Lo and behold, the ship had no repper. Just an AB, a plate, and some resistance mods. I check the damage the ship received... 14k damage. There is no way in hell a T1 frigate could fit that much buffer I exclaim in fleet chat. Then a corpie who has just landed at the gate asks why I have light armor bots out (I haven't pulled in my drones yet)... and I realize what happened.
Apparently in my drunken frenzy I had sent armor repping drones after the Rifter instead of my Warriors. It was only by pure luck that we had killed a nub who was not smart enough to use my lapse in drone management to deaggress and jump back through the gate to escape.
The Result:
Another tally under my belt... but I firmly solidified my claim as the butt end of all jokes in corp.
"Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one."
~Unknown |
T' Elk
Clearly Compensating
The Dark Triad
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Posted - 2011.10.28 20:08:00 -
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I am legally and morally prohibited from sharing my under the influence experiences. Not to mention my logs are the only reason I know of them...
God wears-áRay Ban Aviators. |
Paragon Renegade
The Multinational Company.
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Posted - 2011.10.28 20:12:00 -
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T' Elk wrote:I am legally and morally prohibited from sharing my under the influence experiences. Not to mention my logs are the only reason I know of them...
"Your group of Heavy Neutron Blaster II barely scratches Trevor Coller: 1288 damage"
"Man, you aren't actually trying to do this, right? Nobody is that stupid right?"
"How wrong you are" |
Handsome Hussein
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Posted - 2011.10.28 20:43:00 -
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ShahFluffers wrote:- T2 fitted Vexor with an 800mm plate and 3 Heavy Ion Blasters... Warrior IIs, Hammerhead IIs, and light armor bots in the drone bay.
- A regional gate
- Boredom and bloodlust
- 6 shots of Jose Cuervo
- 1 liter of Pomegranate juice (one of the few things that actually mixes well with tequila)
Your first mistake was thinking that Cuervo was actually tequila...
+1 for your story, however.
Leaves only the fresh scent of pine. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.10.28 20:48:00 -
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Handsome ******* wrote:Your first mistake was thinking that Cuervo was actually tequila...
+1 for your story, however.
Shaddap. Imma cheap drunk. 
"Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one."
~Unknown |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
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Posted - 2011.10.28 21:05:00 -
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
~Homer Simpson
Pretty profound, eh?  |
Bischopt
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.10.28 21:28:00 -
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An unknown amount of beer had been consumed.
Pretty sure I wasnt the only one who had done that either.
Me and two friends casually kill an amarr militia crusader and leave the wreck there.
I hear my buddies discuss the kill but I'm too drunk to care or understand what is being said.
I have no idea what happened after that.
Or what had just happened before the kill, for that matter...
Another thing I recall from the same night, we were sitting on huola gate in kourmonen with my friend (just one at this point) when a neutral phantasm landed. My friend tackled it and pushed it through the gate, telling me to go after it. I believe I was promised sexual favors in return...
So I jumped through and tackled the phantasm in my rupture, killing it rather quickly. Impressive and skillful work.
And once again I have no idea what happened after this other than the fact I almost got killed by gateguns simply because I didnt register they were shooting me.
Next day I check the killboard and discover that the crusader was heavily faction fit and had dropped at least 100m worth of loot.
I also notice that the phantasm was heavily failfit and had been mostly killed by someone I hadnt even noticed at the time.
It was all very awesome, but only because I was under the influence. |
Fonz Willbert
The William Shatner Appreciation Society
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Posted - 2011.10.29 17:28:00 -
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Whilst very drunk decided to try low sec pvp for the first time- i lost three ships and two pods. At one point trying solo blackbird as it was the only ship i had fitted. it was all total fail but more fun then missiioning and i've never looked back.
Although i didn't i must have slightly blacked out at one point and not remembered to upgrade my medical clone and lost some skill points- lesson learnt. Plus you can't play Eve on a mouspad. |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.11.01 06:38:00 -
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Bischopt wrote:An unknown amount of beer had been consumed.
Always a good way to start the night.  Shame I missed all that followed that night.
"Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one."
~Unknown |
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