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Lythius Arcturnus
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Posted - 2006.01.07 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: Lythius Arcturnus on 07/01/2006 02:58:21
"Today today at the offices of Crowd Control Productions (CCP) hysteria broke out when disgruntled employees took to the streets. Reports of fanatical behavior and screams of "No, you can't have your ship back!" were taken from eye witnesses. When the local authorities were contacted, the chief went on record as saying "This is Iceland, we can't arrest someone just for acting crazy".
Later on in the day a small group of employees who identified themselves as "Oveur, Wrangler, and "the one that loves boobies"" were seen on a remote country roadside walking around barefoot in the snow jabbering what sounded like "Hacked accounts and email servers, just wait till they see my new super secret ship i've been working on for the last year! They will all bow to the Oveewoveee of doom! BOW I SAY!" The person identified as "The one that loves boobies" was seen making female snowmen that were disproportionately top heavy.
Late in the day our news helicopter spotted the following..."
A plea to the heavens...
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Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.01.07 02:50:00 -
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LMAO
-Wrayeth
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Kerushi
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Posted - 2006.01.07 02:51:00 -
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"Reports of fanatical behavior and screams of "No, you can't have your ship back!"
ROFL
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SengH
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Posted - 2006.01.07 02:54:00 -
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seriously though... I'd hate to be working @ CCP right now. If their going to catch these guys every hour is crucial esp since the hackers are probably busy covering their tracks as we speak. Their probably working overtime scanning thousands of lines of transactions/connection logs to find the culprit/culprits.
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Forsaken Tome
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Posted - 2006.01.07 02:59:00 -
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Edited by: Forsaken Tome on 07/01/2006 03:05:22
NEWs just in. a big explosions has happen at ccp HQ here a picture of it atm a broken home , a report at the sence say it was some type of titan doomsday weapon gone off, it was set for testing, but no one know the real cause of the explosion. people are gathered out side woundering if eve will still be up and running, and if any surviers want a beer.
A UPDATE a search dog has found something can anyone tell want he found? do you see what i see |
Lythius Arcturnus
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Posted - 2006.01.07 03:01:00 -
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LOL
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Parline
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Posted - 2006.01.07 03:04:00 -
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ROFL
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.07 03:42:00 -
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 Originally by: Lythius Arcturnus
Later on in the day a small group of employees who identified themselves as "Oveur, Wrangler, and "the one that loves boobies""
That's not very specific.
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Lythius Arcturnus
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Posted - 2006.01.07 03:49:00 -
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Very specific!
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Forsaken Tome
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Posted - 2006.01.07 03:57:00 -
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NEW FLASH!! a search team has found something in the rubble, but it was anyone from ccp but they can't be too far away for the bottles still feel coldno sign of them yet |
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MysticNZ
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Posted - 2006.01.07 04:13:00 -
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Yeah, the beta of eve 2 was released on torrent sites after the hack today, omg!
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GM Spiral
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Posted - 2006.01.07 06:26:00 -
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No sleep and stuck petitions make Spiral go... something something...
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Lythius Arcturnus
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Posted - 2006.01.07 07:16:00 -
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I can only imagine what your job must be like now Spiral. However, at the same time, if any mortal on this planet has ever come close to being an angel, its a GM in an online game when your a player and everything has gone to hell.
I've played a crapload of online games, and I must admit out of the 3 or 4 petitions I have made in Eve, you Eve GM's have left me smiling after each one. Your a top notch group.
Keep it up soldier. Beer and peanuts after your shift! :)
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Titus Caesar
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Posted - 2006.01.07 07:45:00 -
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Quit making snow women Spiral and get some sleep so you can broken this fix thing. For me, time for another double shot of Morgan and back to wasting time on pathetic bounties in level 4 missions.
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