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Seun
The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2011.10.30 03:14:00 -
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Long story short.
We probe down a Navy Raven missioning in Passari.
This guy is fail fit all the way, so we pop him fast and ransom the pod.
He claims he is trying to put the ISK together and can only afford 75m.
We say ok.
The wallet flashes and we take a look........................He deposited 750m isk.
Nice one, thank you very much.
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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
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Posted - 2011.10.30 03:25:00 -
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This is the carebear you ransomed.
I mistakingly typed an extra zero and would ask that you give me back any money over the 75m I sent you by mistake.
You can send that money to this character.
Surrender is still your slightly less painful option. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
209
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Posted - 2011.10.30 03:41:00 -
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0/10. Too obvious. Try harder. |
Officer Nyota Uhura
32
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Posted - 2011.10.30 03:51:00 -
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Marie Hartinez wrote:This is the carebear you ransomed
Hahah, nice try. It was ME; you can send the ISK to me. |
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow The Revenant Order
130
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Posted - 2011.10.30 08:22:00 -
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BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Just further proves that carebears are indeed illiterate.
For mere ISKies a day we can bring a stop to this problem. By teaching a bear to read, you can get more intelligible tears, and a somewhat thought out trolling attempt. Make all donations payable to Jack Carrigan with the reason: "Illiterate **** Fund." "War is not measured in terms of who wins or loses, who is right or wrong.-á It is measured in terms of who survives." |
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
9
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Posted - 2011.10.30 08:29:00 -
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Jack Carrigan wrote:BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Just further proves that carebears are indeed illiterate.
For mere ISKies a day we can bring a stop to this problem. By teaching a bear to read, you can get more intelligible tears, and a somewhat thought out trolling attempt. Make all donations payable to Jack Carrigan with the reason: "Illiterate **** Fund."
Confirming that I will be the "un-corruptible" 3rd party to hold all money relating to this most important of Funds.
So, send all money to this Fund, care of Marie Hartinez. I will be sure to see to it that all money is properly spent. Surrender is still your slightly less painful option. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.10.30 17:05:00 -
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Fools and Interstellar Kredits are soon parted. |
I Accidentally YourShip
Suzuka Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.30 18:19:00 -
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Seun wrote:Long story short.
We probe down a Navy Raven missioning in Passari.
This guy is fail fit all the way, so we pop him fast and ransom the pod.
He claims he is trying to put the ISK together and can only afford 75m.
We say ok.
The wallet flashes and we take a look........................He deposited 750m isk.
Nice one, thank you very much.
Interesting how you believe his story that he has very little ISK and yet is flying a faction ship. He almost got away with a pittance for ransom but slipped up like an idiot in the end. Is the implant killmail in yet or is that still on SISI? I haven't ganked anyone in too long. |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:31:00 -
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I Accidentally YourShip wrote:Seun wrote:Long story short.
We probe down a Navy Raven missioning in Passari.
This guy is fail fit all the way, so we pop him fast and ransom the pod.
He claims he is trying to put the ISK together and can only afford 75m.
We say ok.
The wallet flashes and we take a look........................He deposited 750m isk.
Nice one, thank you very much.
Interesting how you believe his story that he has very little ISK and yet is flying a faction ship. He almost got away with a pittance for ransom but slipped up like an idiot in the end. Is the implant killmail in yet or is that still on SISI? I haven't ganked anyone in too long. Lots of (stupid) people fly the best ship they can afford to buy, instead of the best ship they can afford to lose. |
Enik3
Greater Order Of Destruction Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.10.31 15:16:00 -
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Please tell me you podded him after that as well. |
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Slider VII
Star Frontiers
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Posted - 2011.10.31 15:43:00 -
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Kill Mail? -Slider VII [-S-F-] Star Frontiers Target Practice anyone?
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Collin Dow
Free People of Earth Red Dwarf Racketeering Division
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Posted - 2011.10.31 18:12:00 -
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Slider VII wrote:Kill Mail?
Doesn't take too much effort to just look it up. Lost maybe a whole 30 seconds hitting up battleclinic.... http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14518410 The Gallente shall rise again! |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.10.31 18:38:00 -
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tb, that looks like a badly faked killmail of a Drake.
i just hope it is, because who runs missions in losec in a PVE fit faction battleship with cruiser sized weapons!? |
Seun
The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2011.10.31 19:16:00 -
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API Verified
TBH, we thought the same thing when we saw the wreck and what it dropped. Why Hvy Launchers?
Oh well, we got the isk and he got toasted.
I also thought we weren't allowed to post the KM's here. So i left it out. |
Seun
The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2011.10.31 19:26:00 -
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Enik3 wrote:Please tell me you podded him after that as well.
If it was just me, maybe. But i had a corpmate that gave the call to let him go.
I can only imagine the rage and tasty tears if we had podded him after all of that.
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SFShootme
The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2011.10.31 20:23:00 -
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Hai!
I'm just hopping in to state that "The Carebear Stare" honors it's ransoms, if any of the dir's take notice of members ransoming and killing after what should have been an honored ransom that member will find itself promptly removed from the corp. That goes for Seun as much as for any other member. In case of any incidents regarding ransoms the affected party(s) can contact me directly.
You all have a nice day now. |
Killstealing
Broski Enterprises Elite Space Guild
112
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Posted - 2011.10.31 22:55:00 -
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ur a faget |
I Accidentally YourShip
Suzuka Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.31 22:59:00 -
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Killstealing wrote:ur a faget
Wisdom. |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
32
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Posted - 2011.11.01 04:48:00 -
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I've never heard a story about a Navy Raven in low sec that didn't end in retardation. Never.
Also the character you killed was my alt please send the excess 675,000,000.00 ISK to this character, etc. etc etc m8 |
Barakkus
994
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Posted - 2011.11.01 21:37:00 -
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Yo bro, y u violence mah boat. Can I haz mah muneez bak? |
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CCP Spitfire
C C P C C P Alliance
389
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Posted - 2011.11.02 08:20:00 -
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Offtopic posts removed.
CCP Spitfire | Russian Community Coordinator @ccp_spitfire |
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Soldarius
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
59
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Posted - 2011.11.02 09:23:00 -
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/me looks at ship on killmail.
/me looks at mods on ship on killmail.
/me Rubs eyes and checks that it is indeed a Navy Issue Raven, and not a Drake.
/me lols at the passive-tank Drake fit (HMLs even) on a CN Raven.
A fool and his Navy Issue Drake are soon parted.
"How do you kill that which has no life?" |
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