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Tinman Au
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Posted - 2006.01.10 12:22:00 -
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Edited by: Tinman Au on 10/01/2006 12:29:24
This Minmatar walks into a bar with an Amarrian Parrot on his shoulder.
The barman looks up and says, "Hey, nice pet!"
The parrot looks him in the eye and says, "Yeah, my area of space is full of them!".
What can I say, I'm bored....get the servers back up or I'll tell another joke!! you have been warned!
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Ishquar Teh'Sainte
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Posted - 2006.01.10 12:34:00 -
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can we have another one?? 
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.10 12:35:00 -
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Haha, ok go ahead but... could you tell a more funny joke next time though? :-) |
Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2006.01.10 12:36:00 -
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A Gallente walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the barman gives him one.
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
Darwinia
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Posted - 2006.01.10 12:54:00 -
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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his pants.
The barman looks at the wheel and ask what's this about.
The pirate responds: "ARR, it drives me nuts!"
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I obay
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Posted - 2006.01.10 12:58:00 -
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within now and 1h every1 gets his password and all petitions are solved...
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FatSlug
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Posted - 2006.01.10 12:58:00 -
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the old 'uns are the best 
"Miners are just shafting the universe..." |
Trinilos Bloodnova
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:10:00 -
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So this Eve miner has a fairly sore rear from sitting pretty stationary all the time. Eventually it starts to annoy him, and he goes to the doctor to get it checked out. When asked what his daily activities include, he replies that he spends most of his day sitting and dealing with his roids. The doctor nods, and writes out a prescription.
The player leaves with a tube of preperation h.
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KHEN
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:15:00 -
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 Originally by: Rodj Blake
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
Sorry I did not study spanish at school what does it mean ?
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RexRerum
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: KHEN
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
Sorry I did not study spanish at school what does it mean ?
That is latin actually.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: Darwinia
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his pants.
The barman looks at the wheel and ask what's this about.
The pirate responds: "ARR, it drives me nuts!"
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Brute Helmet
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: KHEN
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
Sorry I did not study spanish at school what does it mean ?
Its something that stupid Amarrians say when they die for the Empire.
"Its good to die for the Emperor"
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Tinman Au
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:19:00 -
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Did you hear that the price of Amarrian Lamb has gone up?
It's now 8 dolars an hour 
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Mr Morph
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:19:00 -
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Originally by: KHEN
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
Sorry I did not study spanish at school what does it mean ?
It's latin :P
It means: It's sweet and worthy to die for your emperor (the original from (Orazio, Odi, III, 11-13) is Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori)
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KHEN
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: RexRerum
Originally by: KHEN
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
Sorry I did not study spanish at school what does it mean ?
That is latin actually.
That was a joke actually
Mori milies malo quam contumelias accipere.
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Sirial Soulfly
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: KHEN
Originally by: Rodj Blake
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
Sorry I did not study spanish at school what does it mean ?
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explanation
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Darwinia
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:22:00 -
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A man walks into a bar.. Ouch!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
Yes, I should be escorted out and flogged 
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Tinman Au
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Posted - 2006.01.10 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Darwinia
A man walks into a bar.. Ouch!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
Yes, I should be escorted out and flogged
hahaha, simple but effective
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