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Galaxy Chicken
New Order Logistics CODE.
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Posted - 2013.09.14 08:53:00 -
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Just thought I'd share what I've been up to this evening:
Back on the beat after a hiatus from Code-enforcement, I hit the belts of Balle determined to knock the rust off of my catalyst by taking down the first illegal-miner I came across. First a mackinaw tempted fate by mining without a permit in front of god and everyone. I was in a cloaky, just a few meters away from a perfect warp-in trajectory when he got spooked and docked up.
"Fine", I thought, "a retriever then."
Alas, again the target left before a warp-in could be lined up.
Then, just before I was about to call it quits for the night, a wild Venture appeared, and with it's permit-slot empty! "The nerve..." I thought, and I aligned a warp in and dispatched a catalyst to intercept the criminal with the speed, resolution and diligence only an Agent inspired and empowered by the Code can muster.
My advanced t2 ammunition tore through the little ship in two shots, and in a flash, Law and order were restored to the Balle System, the day had been saved.
Looking back over the kill-mail, I realized that the pilot of the out-law Venture was created just over a week ago, and in killing him, I had committed a carebear-cardinal-sin, I had killed someone less than 30 days old, someone not temporally or psychologically prepared to explode. Surely now CCP would go broke and the servers would empty.
I immediately thought of my recent declaration of the Galaxy Farm Gank Fleet's strict non-discrimination policy, and how many of you noble forum-denizens had promised me that I would be banned should such a thing happen.
So, I thought I'd return to the forums, to publically re-affirm the fact that I have been, and will continue to be ganking miners in Highsec whom I find to be in violation of the code, without regard to the age of their character.
Note: I will NOT be ganking in Rookie Systems or players running the SOE Arc, nor committing any willful violation of the EULA.
Other than that, you violate the Code, be prepared to explode.
www.MinerBumping.com |

ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
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Posted - 2013.09.14 08:57:00 -
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Your first attention seeking thread wasn't enough? BTW, if you want to gank me I base out of Myyhera at the 24th Imperial Crusade Station. You should be notified if someone quotes your post so you can continue the argument! |

Tarn Kugisa
Infinite Covenant Forsak3n.
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Posted - 2013.09.14 09:13:00 -
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you could avoid this problem by shooting people who have guns fitted in lowsec I Endorse this Product and/or Service EVE Online Battle Recorder When I press F1 I get ISK |

ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve
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Posted - 2013.09.14 09:25:00 -
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Tarn Kugisa wrote:you could avoid this problem by shooting people who have guns fitted in lowsec Butbutbut they might shoot back. You should be notified if someone quotes your post so you can continue the argument! |

KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
680
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Posted - 2013.09.14 09:35:00 -
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YOU ARE GOING TO DIE RL NOW! |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.09.14 09:53:00 -
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ACE McFACE wrote:Tarn Kugisa wrote:you could avoid this problem by shooting people who have guns fitted in lowsec Butbutbut they might shoot back. You noobs! CODE agents are don't afraid of anythings! |

Jumfat Kohlah
Dark Sacred Night
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Posted - 2013.09.14 09:57:00 -
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Actually if the new ToS comes into play - CODE should be both banned and disbanded as they violate many of the base or core requirements as laid down by the ToS - for example: Mis-representation of authority - CCP own the game and have not authorized you to gank or to exploit a class of player for any reason, consequentially you are in breach of the ToS
I am sure you violate MANY more subsections of the EULA, so I will leave that to other legalise people to point out - I just think you are a personal affront to pixels and that is a good enough reason to ban you. |

Mr Pragmatic
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Posted - 2013.09.14 09:57:00 -
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You disgust me, I'm noob pro-life. Disgusting pro-choice noob killer. Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness. -á-Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling. |

Renault T'Bonin
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.09.14 10:05:00 -
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Mr Pragmatic wrote:You disgust me, I'm noob pro-life. Disgusting pro-choice noob killer.
There's "role playing".....
And then there's "oh my god this person is whack-bag scary crazy".
The choice is yours. |

Patrakele
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
115
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Posted - 2013.09.14 10:06:00 -
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Too little attention? Better post smth irrelevant to make your miserable life feel better? |
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ISD Dosnix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2013.09.14 10:07:00 -
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According to Rule #31 (Forum Rules):
Quote:31. Rumor mongering is prohibited.
Rumor threads and posts which are based off no actual solid information and are designed to either troll or annoy other users will be locked and removed. These kinds of threads and posts are detrimental to the wellbeing and spirit of the EVE Online Community, and can create undue panic among forum users, as well as adding to the workload of our moderators.
This thread will be locked. Kind Regards ISD Dosnix ISD Dosnix Lieutenant Community Communication Liasons (CCL) Interstellar Service Department |
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