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Lucas Irvam
The Anodyne Consortium
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Posted - 2013.09.18 16:04:00 -
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Wait until the interviewer gets halfway through a mundane question about being goal-oriented or self-motivated, and start growling. From the back of your throat. Start quietly at first, so that they're not sure what the noise is or where it's coming from, but get louder after a few seconds. Jump up, flip the table, and begin furiously humping his or her leg. Be sure to maintain eye contact until they look away.
This will establish you as the dominant alpha, all but assuring your hire. |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific Initiative Mercenaries
2813
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Posted - 2013.09.18 16:07:00 -
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Lucas Irvam wrote:Wait until the interviewer gets halfway through a mundane question about being goal-oriented or self-motivated, and start growling. From the back of your throat. Start quietly at first, so that they're not sure what the noise is or where it's coming from, but get louder after a few seconds. Jump up, flip the table, and begin furiously humping his or her leg. Be sure to maintain eye contact until they look away.
This will establish you as the dominant alpha, all but assuring your hire.
Dude, I'm in a fast food restaurant on a laptop and you've made a dozen Wendy's customers and employees stare at me for laughing my ass off.
You now owe me a Frosty. |
Eggs Ackley
0
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Posted - 2013.09.18 17:05:00 -
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Since I am the one scheduled to interview you, please stop posting about it here. Thanks. |
RomeStar
Dust Runners
277
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Posted - 2013.09.18 18:02:00 -
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Dont wear underwear that way if it doesnt work out you can scratch your sweaty balls then shake their hands afterwards. Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |
Arcosian
Arco's Advanced Industries
125
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Posted - 2013.09.18 18:16:00 -
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Lucas Irvam wrote:Wait until the interviewer gets halfway through a mundane question about being goal-oriented or self-motivated, and start growling. From the back of your throat. Start quietly at first, so that they're not sure what the noise is or where it's coming from, but get louder after a few seconds. Jump up, flip the table, and begin furiously humping his or her leg. Be sure to maintain eye contact until they look away.
This will establish you as the dominant alpha, all but assuring your hire. ROFL you sir win the internet |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
16507
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Posted - 2013.09.18 18:53:00 -
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Try to remember that, while it should be, it's not actually pronounced boioioinggggGǪ GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan 2.0. |
Bagrat Skalski
Poseidaon
275
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Posted - 2013.09.18 19:03:00 -
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Tell them you like shooting at flying object. New CQ prototype |
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ISD Cura Ursus
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
239
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Posted - 2013.09.18 19:22:00 -
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Thread moved to OOPE. ISD Cura Ursus Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Lugalbandak
Anunnaku Industrial Corp. Northern Associates.
115
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Posted - 2013.09.18 21:57:00 -
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Lucas Irvam wrote:Wait until the interviewer gets halfway through a mundane question about being goal-oriented or self-motivated, and start growling. From the back of your throat. Start quietly at first, so that they're not sure what the noise is or where it's coming from, but get louder after a few seconds. Jump up, flip the table, and begin furiously humping his or her leg. Be sure to maintain eye contact until they look away.
This will establish you as the dominant alpha, all but assuring your hire.
The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back |
Robby Altair
16
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Posted - 2013.09.19 00:08:00 -
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Be sure to have all your H-1B paper work in order. This is for one of their jobs in one of their American plants,... right? |
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Adunh Slavy
1255
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Posted - 2013.09.19 00:50:00 -
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If you don't know something, say you don't know and then promptly add, you know how to find the answer. Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.-á-á- William Pitt |
Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
244
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Posted - 2013.09.19 12:17:00 -
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When they ask "So where do you see yourself in 5 years?" do not answer "Doing your wife" |
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
544
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Posted - 2013.09.19 22:07:00 -
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Tell them you are so good with airplanes, you could have done the Twin Towers in half the time. Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.
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