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Mittani's Baby
Goonspawn
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Posted - 2011.10.31 06:57:00 -
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i want to know if my dad is cool.
please like my post if he is. I am not short. Dad cut my legs off so I could not run away when he beat me. |
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.31 06:58:00 -
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No.
But your avatar is kind of cool. Features & Ideas Discussion: Skill Training, Agent Finder, Black Holes Needs a banner here.. |
Mittani's Baby
Goonspawn
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:01:00 -
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Nyio wrote:No. But your avatar is kind of cool. i agree. he beats me. i just wanna knwo if he is cool for the peeple in eve. he never stops talkign about it. I am not short. Dad cut my legs off so I could not run away when he beat me. |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:05:00 -
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Get yourself placed on top of a cardboard box so that I can be sure you do not have a beard on your chin. If you do have one, only then will I vote for cool. The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Mittani's Baby
Goonspawn
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:11:00 -
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Thorn Galen wrote:Get yourself placed on top of a cardboard box so that I can be sure you do not have a beard on your chin. If you do have one, only then will I vote for cool. dad took all the carboard boxs. he has got SCM minutes an stuff in them, I am not short. Dad cut my legs off so I could not run away when he beat me. |
Holy One
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:13:00 -
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lol
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:18:00 -
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I love this thread. |
Mittani's Baby
Goonspawn
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:21:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:I love this thread. i love my dad but he still beats me. he calls me darias or sometimes hilnarr or some thing like that when he does. I am not short. Dad cut my legs off so I could not run away when he beat me. |
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
137
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:23:00 -
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hahaha!! In this world (read - forum) of whining and moaning, this thread has brightened my day. For that you get like to like it plus 1. rofl.
Thank you.
The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |
Poetic Stanziel
Arrakis Technology
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:27:00 -
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Who is your mom? Helicity? Or some other skanky ***** he picked up at an "establishment" in Jita 4-4? EVE Online: Incarna = New Coke. EVE Online: Winter Expansion = Coke Classic. |
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Cozmik R5
Dock 94
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:33:00 -
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My dad is cooler than yours XD Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |
Aggressive Nutmeg
15
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:35:00 -
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Midgets are funny. I like midgets. Especially midget ****. |
Mittani's Baby
Goonspawn
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:43:00 -
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Poetic Stanziel wrote:Who is your mom? Helicity? Or some other skanky whore he picked up at an "establishment" in Jita 4-4? i was too small to know what hole i crawled out of but i heard a roomur that it was mintychip I am not short. Dad cut my legs off so I could not run away when he beat me. |
Poetic Stanziel
Arrakis Technology
204
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:47:00 -
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Mittani's Baby wrote:Poetic Stanziel wrote:Who is your mom? Helicity? Or some other skanky whore he picked up at an "establishment" in Jita 4-4? i was too small to know what hole i crawled out of but i heard a roomur that it was mintychip Does Chribba know this? He's been in there now too.
EVE Online: Incarna = New Coke. EVE Online: Winter Expansion = Coke Classic. |
Solstice Project
Cult of Personality
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:52:00 -
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Cool is overrated.
That said, you can be proud of him, because he's gay.
It's called gay pride, you know. ^^
(which is pretty stupid, but who am i to judge. ^^) |
Cypermethren
Hardcore p0wnography Cascade Probable
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:53:00 -
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o_O
Made me smile and laugh, thankyou, because im at 11.5 out of a 12hr shift |
Zitus
NON PROPERO
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:59:00 -
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The original poster inspires hilarity.
This thread is acknowledged as prime reading material. |
Jigoku Tomi
Time Sync
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Posted - 2011.10.31 08:01:00 -
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OK, I'll pay this one as good value. |
Mittani's Baby
Goonspawn
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Posted - 2011.10.31 08:04:00 -
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Cypermethren wrote:o_O Made me smile and laugh, thankyou, because im at 11.5 out of a 12hr shift my dad says you are a lazy bum. you are posting at work. I am not short. Dad cut my legs off so I could not run away when he beat me. |
Penelope Star
PWNED Factor The Seventh Day
4
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Posted - 2011.10.31 08:09:00 -
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Sitke is the cool one, sorry bebe PVP OH JA! |
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Cypermethren
Hardcore p0wnography Cascade Probable
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Posted - 2011.10.31 08:21:00 -
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Mittani's Baby wrote:Cypermethren wrote:o_O Made me smile and laugh, thankyou, because im at 11.5 out of a 12hr shift my dad says you are a lazy bum. you are posting at work.
You do realise you just insulted every single government worker on the entire planet earth, yes?
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Mittani's Baby
Goonspawn
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Posted - 2011.10.31 08:27:00 -
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Cypermethren wrote:Mittani's Baby wrote:Cypermethren wrote:o_O Made me smile and laugh, thankyou, because im at 11.5 out of a 12hr shift my dad says you are a lazy bum. you are posting at work. You do realise you just insulted every single government worker on the entire planet earth, yes? my dad says all govment workers are lazy bums but they emploid loyers so he made lots of moneies and now we live in wisconsin. he still beats me becos he is board. I am not short. Dad cut my legs off so I could not run away when he beat me. |
Aggressive Nutmeg
15
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Posted - 2011.10.31 08:29:00 -
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Mittani's Baby wrote:Cypermethren wrote:Mittani's Baby wrote:Cypermethren wrote:o_O Made me smile and laugh, thankyou, because im at 11.5 out of a 12hr shift my dad says you are a lazy bum. you are posting at work. You do realise you just insulted every single government worker on the entire planet earth, yes? my dad says all govment workers are lazy bums but they emploid loyers so he made lots of moneies and now we live in wisconsin. he still beats me becos he is board. Confirming that all govt workers are lazy bums. I earn 6 figures just for sounding intelligent at work. |
Jita Alt666
438
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Posted - 2011.10.31 09:05:00 -
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Hey Baby - Hows your puppy? |
Vyl Vit
Cambio Enterprises
85
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Posted - 2011.10.31 09:07:00 -
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No. Your dad just took a pen and wrote-in a definition of "cool" in your dictionary so you wouldn't find out how uncool he really is. I know. It's a shock. But, think about it. Finding out now will save you a lot of trouble up the road. What you should do is put your daddy where all daddy's belong, on the "He's so uncool I'm getting the flock out of here as soon as I turn 16" roster.
You'll be glad you did. ;-)
To her it doesn't matter much.-á It's chasms have been leapt, and she leans upon the skepticism of her chosen fate. |
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