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Krios Ahzek
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
486
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:03:00 -
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But why is such hate levied against the capsuleers of the Goonswarm Federation? While I will not deny that we are endowed with grammatical skills of the highest order, are we not men just like you? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? Most importantly, if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.
We have honor and morality; your standards are simply tied to your old life as a planetary dirt treading mammal. We have fully embraced the possibilities of our immortal lives.
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
50
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:03:00 -
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knobber Jobbler wrote:Leyla Constantine wrote:The goons are scammers we should not allow people with that kind of morale in the CSM! I was in vfk the other day and they seemed quite happy to me. We're all happy in VFK, that's when we get to rest.
Now if it's those endlessly grinding mining ops, ah that's different. It's a dark secret that the rest of null alliances must never find out - our secret hulk, orca and rorqural repository. |
Krios Ahzek
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
486
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:05:00 -
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Dear Galactic Citizens and outlaws,
Goonswarm hates you.
This is coincidentally exactly why we are the most fit to rule you. |
Tomytronic
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
61
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:18:00 -
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We goons don't want to rule, therefore we should...
All is proceeding as planned |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
50
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:20:00 -
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New Eden is overpopulated. We need to take emergency population reduction measures.
or I guess CONCORD was too busy paying the incursion bounty bills, and forgot to upkeep their highsec cloning bays. Opps~ |
Major Spag
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
82
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:21:00 -
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No goons in the CSM cause we click butan, eat cheetos and drink sugar-beverages! We also fart and say mean words. Blarg! |
Blawrf McTaggart
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
402
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:21:00 -
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supported |
Krios Ahzek
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
486
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:24:00 -
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Major Spag wrote:No goons in the CSM cause we click butan, eat cheetos and drink sugar-beverages! We also fart and say mean words. Blarg!
Fellow Goon,
Would you kindly explain what are ''cheetos''? From what I could glean from our secure channels, they seem to be some sort of long lost terran comfort food, but I am not quite certain.
Krios Ahzek, GoonWaffe Capsuleer
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Laak Pollard
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:34:00 -
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Quote:It's trolling season! This CSM election season is beginning to lurch forward, which means that earnest pubbies bleating about democracy, self-diagnosed aspies, and honest-to-god Objectivists are coming out of the woodwork in Jita Park to run for office. Jita Park is even worse than CAOD back in the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to commence shitting the place up and tearing anything that looks at you funny to shreds. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268 We have no real 'enemies' yet but pretty much anyone besides us posting there is probably a loon deserving mockery. *** This was a broadcast from themittani to all-all, replies are not monitored * |
Lord Zim
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
582
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:39:00 -
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Reporting for shredding duty, SIR! :salute: |
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Major Spag
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
82
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Posted - 2012.02.08 21:42:00 -
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Laak Pollard wrote:Quote:It's trolling season! This CSM election season is beginning to lurch forward, which means that earnest pubbies bleating about democracy, self-diagnosed aspies, and honest-to-god Objectivists are coming out of the woodwork in Jita Park to run for office. Jita Park is even worse than CAOD back in the day. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to commence shitting the place up and tearing anything that looks at you funny to shreds. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268 We have no real 'enemies' yet but pretty much anyone besides us posting there is probably a loon deserving mockery. *** This was a broadcast from themittani to all-all, replies are not monitored *
Oh noes!! we have spies in our numbers! I must report this to hier Mittani so that he is aware of such an offense!!! Maybe he may give me a cookie for my important discovery!
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Lyrrashae
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
200
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Posted - 2012.02.08 23:46:00 -
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Is urp-splosion tyme naow? Think of me as the Jester to your King Lear: Because annoying you is more fun than politicking with you. Because your predictable outrage makes you even more fun to play with. Because forum PvP = best PvP. Come to me, little puppet! |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
52
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Posted - 2012.02.09 06:21:00 -
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You uh, KNOW that he was expecting it to be leaked, right?
Playing right into the ~puppetmasta~ |
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