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Desired Username
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Posted - 2006.01.20 13:28:00 -
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Ingredients:
2 slices of bread 2 Birdseye Potato Waffles (they're waffley versatile!) A slice of cheese (optional) Tomato ketchup
Method:
Place waffles into a toaster straight from the freezer, 2 goes on the highest setting cooks them perfectly in mine! Meanwhile spread the slices of bread with generous helpings of ketchup. When the waffles are nicely browned, take them out of the toaster and place between the slices of bread, putting the optional slice of cheese between the waffles so it melts. Enjoy!
It's like a chip buttie without the mess! Ideal for if you're in a hurry or for when you return from the pub a little worse for wear.
Please feel free to add your own drunken/lazy snack recipes below!
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Coconut Joe
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Posted - 2006.01.20 13:46:00 -
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Genius! ---- Nifty |

Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.01.20 14:17:00 -
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Oh yes, good thread.
For something that looks gourmet, but is actually easy, get:
A box of frozen Wontons Egg Noodles Oyster Sauce Sweet Chilli Sauce
Directions:
1)Go out, get drunk. 2)Meander home 3)Boil a kettle of water, put Wontons in pan 4)Put water in pan, boil Wontons for five minutes 5)Add noodles, let cook for 5 mins longer 6)Drain water, add both sauces, heat in pan over low heat for 30 seconds 7)Put on plate 8)Take into living room, fall asleep on couch and forget to eat.
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.20 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: Testy Mctest Oh yes, good thread.
For something that looks gourmet, but is actually easy, get:
A box of frozen Wontons Egg Noodles Oyster Sauce Sweet Chilli Sauce
Directions:
1)Go out, get drunk. 2)Meander home 3)Boil a kettle of water, put Wontons in pan 4)Put water in pan, boil Wontons for five minutes 5)Add noodles, let cook for 5 mins longer 6)Drain water, add both sauces, heat in pan over low heat for 30 seconds 7)Put on plate 8)Take into living room, fall asleep on couch and forget to eat.
boiling + drunk = burn burn = baaaaaad ==> boiling + drunk = baaaaaad since drunk = gooooood ==> boiling = 2* baaaaaad.
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Lunaticdie04
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Posted - 2006.01.20 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Testy Mctest Oh yes, good thread.
For something that looks gourmet, but is actually easy, get:
A box of frozen Wontons Egg Noodles Oyster Sauce Sweet Chilli Sauce
Directions:
1)Go out, get drunk. 2)Meander home 3)Boil a kettle of water, put Wontons in pan 4)Put water in pan, boil Wontons for five minutes 5)Add noodles, let cook for 5 mins longer 6)Drain water, add both sauces, heat in pan over low heat for 30 seconds 7)Put on plate 8)Take into living room, fall asleep on couch and forget to eat.
I might try this sober :) Sounds tasty.
I did make a really tasty sandwich today.
4 rashers o' bacon 4 slices of bread chees BBQ sauce
Cook rashers, toast bread. On 2 of the slices of bread put cheese on and toast it. Put crispy brown rashers on add BBQ. Enjoy.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.01.20 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Testy Mctest 2)Meander home
lmao im stealing that so badly
normally im either too drunk to make food or i make a pizza or sumthing
or buy something at the chippy and stare it out while stumbling up the road trying to eat it.
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |

VinLieger
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Posted - 2006.01.20 20:22:00 -
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I find that my method works best Step 1: go out get uproaorously drunk Step 2: meander home Step 3: go to fridge grab 3 things either tubs cans packets whatever Step 4: get some bread and place the 3 mystery items in between to slices Step 5: hope for the best
The next morning is always an interesting experience as well since when you throw it up you get to play the game "guess what i ate?"
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Vult
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Posted - 2006.01.21 00:30:00 -
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Parm... aren't you like 16? -----
Vult: 10 exotic dancers in the loot can. w00t. Sevan te'Gehara: Gonna bring 'em back to corp hq and say "Lap dances for all?" Vult: Nah, sold 'em all for 1.01 isk each. Cheap wh*res. |

Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.01.21 00:33:00 -
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Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
your point? 
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FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2006.01.21 00:49:00 -
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They _ARE_ waffly verastile
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Laocoon
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Posted - 2006.01.21 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: Desired Username Ingredients:
2 slices of bread 2 Birdseye Potato Waffles (they're waffley versatile!) A slice of cheese (optional) Tomato ketchup
pure, unadulterated genius in a quick snack. --------------------------------------------
(paint sigs ftl :'( ) i collect heads
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Lunaticdie04
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Posted - 2006.01.21 14:16:00 -
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Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
In the UK if a boy doesn't start drinking at a young age he gets bullied at school.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.21 14:32:00 -
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Originally by: Lunaticdie04
Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
In the UK if a boy doesn't start drinking at a young age he gets bullied at school.
I dont like drunk men...  ----------------
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Weeman
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Posted - 2006.01.21 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Lunaticdie04
Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
In the UK if a boy doesn't start drinking at a young age he gets bullied at school.
I dont like drunk men... 
By a similar measure, everyone likes drunk women
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Wierdal
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:17:00 -
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is it bad that i started drinking when i was 13
ALCHOLICS 4TW
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Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Lunaticdie04
Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
In the UK if a boy doesn't start drinking at a young age he gets bullied at school.
I dont like drunk men... 
I dont like non-drunk men
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.01.21 16:47:00 -
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Its practically a law to drink in n.ireland from a young age :)
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |

HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.21 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Lunaticdie04
Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
In the UK if a boy doesn't start drinking at a young age he gets bullied at school.
hehe QFT!
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Vult
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Posted - 2006.01.22 15:43:00 -
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Drunk women are the best women.
And Parm, I see your point.
Damn Europeans... think they run this game....
...wait...
/me slaps self silly -----
Vult: 10 exotic dancers in the loot can. w00t. Sevan te'Gehara: Gonna bring 'em back to corp hq and say "Lap dances for all?" Vult: Nah, sold 'em all for 1.01 isk each. Cheap wh*res. |

OVERCOPES 1
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Posted - 2006.01.22 17:10:00 -
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Or do what i do.
1 get drunk. 2 stagger home. 3 try to make a bacon sarney. 4 fall asleep whilst cooking said bacon. 5 get woken up by the fire birgade. 6 go back on the beer 6 hours later.
works for me
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Plim
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Posted - 2006.01.22 22:55:00 -
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Putting frozen waffles in yerr toaster buggers it eventually  -----------------
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Slink Grinsdikild
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Posted - 2006.01.22 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: Plim Putting frozen waffles in yerr toaster buggers it eventually 
Buy a new one? Not like they're diamond studded.. I mean, its a toaster. 
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Plim
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Posted - 2006.01.22 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Slink Grinsdikild
Originally by: Plim Putting frozen waffles in yerr toaster buggers it eventually 
Buy a new one? Not like they're diamond studded.. I mean, its a toaster. 
Aye but once you get through a few dozen you start to think, is it worth it for the waffles?? Then you end up in waffles anonymous, and its all down hill from there 
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Soulis
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Posted - 2006.01.23 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Wierdal is it bad that i started drinking when i was 13
ALCHOLICS 4TW
i have been around alcohol all my life due to my dads job. the first time i was drunk i was 12 or 13 and tbh thats the best way. coz its not like i was out steaming every weekend. but when i was at uni i seen too many people who had never touched a drink til they were legal (18) and well lets just say they went totally nuts and well over board. i'm glad i done it the way i did. i appreciate beer now!
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Cetshwayo
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Posted - 2006.01.23 00:43:00 -
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Ingredients:
4 slices of bread Bottle of sweet chilli sauce Slices of cheese
Directions:
Toast the bread untill it gets nice and brown. Put on generous amounts of cheese slices on 2 slices of toast. Drop some sweet chilli sauce on the cheese with toast. Put other slice of toast on top to form sandwich. Stick in microwave untill cheese has melted.
ENJOY! 
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MonkeyDrummer
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Posted - 2006.01.23 01:04:00 -
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Edited by: MonkeyDrummer on 23/01/2006 01:04:46
Originally by: Cetshwayo Ingredients:
4 slices of bread Bottle of sweet chilli sauce Slices of cheese
Directions:
Toast the bread untill it gets nice and brown. Put on generous amounts of cheese slices on 2 slices of toast. Drop some sweet chilli sauce on the cheese with toast. Put other slice of toast on top to form sandwich. Stick in microwave untill cheese has melted.
ENJOY! 
Mmmm me and mine are having that for lunch 2moro chilli cheese 4tw :D
SIG GALLERY
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Void Dragon
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Posted - 2006.01.23 02:53:00 -
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Edited by: Void Dragon on 23/01/2006 02:54:56 Heres mine.
1.make a tasty snack [ Put soupe into saucpan ready to heat up/ ,ake sandwitches for toasting later]
2. go out
3. get drunk.
4. Walk home
5. heat up food.
6. Eat
7. watch p-orn or sleep
8. sleep.
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St Dragon
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Posted - 2006.01.23 02:54:00 -
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1. get drunk 2. take last bottle home with you 3. smash bottle 4. Eat it 5. Go to bed. -----------------------------------------------
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Desired Username
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Posted - 2006.01.23 09:38:00 -
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Originally by: Plim Putting frozen waffles in yerr toaster buggers it eventually 
I've been using the same toaster for 2 years and haven't had any problems yet! Well...apart from sticking my fingers in to get the waffle once and getting electricuted ___________________________________________
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.01.23 15:34:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN Its practically a law to drink in n.ireland from a young age :)
Confirmed and /signed.
I mean what do you think parks, bus and train shelters are for?
Lanfear's Bane.
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2006.01.23 16:05:00 -
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There's no need to make food when you get in from the pub.
No home-made post-pub snack can match the awesomeness of the only food stuff that a drunkard really needs.
I refer of course, to the one, the only, K3b4b.
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Dexter Rast
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Posted - 2006.01.23 17:37:00 -
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Pot Noodle 4tw  --------------------------------------------- Please use a signature that conforms with the EVE-Online forum rules for signatures - Jacques' |

Asarah
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Posted - 2006.01.23 19:33:00 -
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2 Bags of Ramen Noodles without flavoring Mayo 1 can Cream of XXXXX (Chicken tastes best) condensed Soup Curry Powder
Make Ramen, mix 1 can condensed soup (without the water) liberal helping of Mayo and curry powder to taste and spread over noodles.
Optional: I usually have a pre cooked rotiserie chicken in the fridge which I'll break up and add in, and american or jack cheese melted on top is a nice touch.
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OVERCOPES 1
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Posted - 2006.01.24 00:45:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake There's no need to make food when you get in from the pub.
No home-made post-pub snack can match the awesomeness of the only food stuff that a drunkard really needs.
I refer of course, to the one, the only, K3b4b.
QFT THE MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!!
Brutors out of control?Sebiestors becoming work shy? Worry no more. Use vitoc,makes the stubornist apes clean faster!!!!
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Psycarne
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Posted - 2006.01.24 02:12:00 -
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Candle wax. ------------- Order of the Wombles: Recycling those untidy modules on your ship.
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.01.24 11:41:00 -
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When I'm drunk I like to throw random food into my george forman grill.
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Royaldo
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Posted - 2006.01.24 12:15:00 -
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1. get drunk 2. buy shawarma from a mediterranian grill. (im tired of kebab)
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Callistus
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Posted - 2006.01.24 12:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kyozoku When I'm drunk I like to throw random food into my george forman grill.
Now thats how a proper student does it. Random food in between two or even 3 pieces of bread, whack it in the grill -> instant delicious toasty :D --------------
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Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2006.01.24 12:47:00 -
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Quote: Pot Noodle 4tw
agreed  __________________________ Indulge Me |

Calderio
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Posted - 2006.01.24 15:00:00 -
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on the way home from a good night of getting drunk it is often a stop at the local Wawa deli to get a sandwhich. I cant be asked to make food myself when im sober let alone when im drunk. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Zuki Ed
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Posted - 2006.01.24 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake There's no need to make food when you get in from the pub.
No home-made post-pub snack can match the awesomeness of the only food stuff that a drunkard really needs.
I refer of course, to the one, the only, K3b4b.
QFT I'm lucky on my way home is the place with the best kebab in town  But occasionally I like a shoarma loaf (you know these little round buggars), put them in the toaster with some cheese in them untill they're nice and tasty. Eat with some Curry/Ketchup
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Halothane Aldebarran
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Posted - 2006.01.25 00:35:00 -
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I couldn't resist....
Recipe for a late night snack:
2 slices of any white bread - crust preferrable (any will do, pita, white, Italian, French, heck even Ethiopian, just avoid the German darks).
1 bag of chips, your preference (and by chips I mean potato chips, any flavor or simply plain will do, though with plain you'll probably want some ketchup/catsup on it!) Btw, Corn chips work as well, Doritos, etc.
1 glass of beverage (for I guarantee this will "knot" in your esophagus if you don't wash it down! Take small bites!)
Seperate the slices of bread.
Open bag of "chips".
Pour chips onto one of the slices.
Add ketchup as necessary or desired.
Place the other slice of bread on top and press down hard!
Voila! Instant carb sa'mich!
Carbonated drink preferred by me, but any will do.
Enjoy! 
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KIAPieman
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Posted - 2006.01.25 01:14:00 -
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when drunk you must trya triple fried egg sarnie with chilli sauce and chutney.
its off red dwarf and it is damn nice.
but not when sober. -------------------------------------------------- BNC + KIA = The Ultimate Drunken Retard
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OVERCOPES 1
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Posted - 2006.01.25 01:36:00 -
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Originally by: KIAPieman when drunk you must trya triple fried egg sarnie with chilli sauce and chutney.
its off red dwarf and it is damn nice.
but not when sober.
you sir are sick
Brutors out of control?Sebiestors becoming work shy? Worry no more. Use vitoc,makes the stubornist apes clean faster!!!!
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Verizana
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Posted - 2006.01.25 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Weeman
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Lunaticdie04
Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
In the UK if a boy doesn't start drinking at a young age he gets bullied at school.
I dont like drunk men... 
By a similar measure, everyone likes drunk women
add horny to that... ___________________________________________________________________ Make me a sig |

Emeline Cabernet
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Posted - 2006.01.25 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Verizana
Originally by: Weeman
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Lunaticdie04
Originally by: Vult Parm... aren't you like 16?
In the UK if a boy doesn't start drinking at a young age he gets bullied at school.
I dont like drunk men... 
By a similar measure, everyone likes drunk women
add horny to that...
only if they are slim, nothing more annoying than dunken fat chicks trying to score
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Thomus
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Posted - 2006.01.25 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Dexter Rast Pot Noodle 4tw 
/qft
Bombay Badboy 4tW, not just 4tw, 4tW.
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Uric Helfast
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Posted - 2006.01.26 03:38:00 -
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1-2 slices of deli ham Cream cheese 1 regular size pickle
Spread the cream cheese on the ham slices, place the pickle in the middle, wrap it up like a little pickle in a blanket. It's WONDERFUL.
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2006.01.26 04:30:00 -
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When I'm drunk going anywhere near appliances or the stove for that matter is an ELE waiting to happen, set my kitchen on fire last time I was the drunkenmaster of chefsville.
Remind me about The Maze.
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Buzzmong
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Posted - 2006.01.26 16:57:00 -
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food when drunk?
Mad people, water is the way to go, either that or more alcohol so you puke and feel much better a couple of hours later once you've woken up from where ever you fell down.
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