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Slink Grinsdikild	Posted - 2006.01.21 02:55:00 - [1] If you're like me and read other player's ingame biographies while traveling through empire, you will come across some real gems from time to time. Lets share some of them. Here's one I saw recently: "There is no theory of evolution - just a list of animals Vin Diesel allows to live." Feel free to add yours.
Tripoli	Posted - 2006.01.21 06:39:00 - [2] More Vin Diesel Jokes --- --- WTB Rare Skill: Yan Jung Technology ---
SULAN BARHIR	Posted - 2006.01.21 08:38:00 - [3] HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHA
Zezman	Posted - 2006.01.21 09:10:00 - [4] Quote: Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. lmfao at that one.
Samirol	Posted - 2006.01.21 09:44:00 - [5] Edited by: Samirol on 21/01/2006 09:48:06 In Bi Tor's There are 3 types of people There are sheep to eat the grass. There are shepherds to lead them. There are guard dogs to protect them. And there are wolves. I am a wolf, what are you He has counting problems... No, he is not my alt. I was randomly selecting bios in local when i came across his and literally bust out laughing. You won't like me when i am mad
Lunaticdie04	Posted - 2006.01.21 14:19:00 - [6] Originally by: Samirol Edited by: Samirol on 21/01/2006 09:48:06 In Bi Tor's There are 3 types of people There are sheep to eat the grass. There are shepherds to lead them. There are guard dogs to protect them. And there are wolves. I am a wolf, what are you He has counting problems... No, he is not my alt. I was randomly selecting bios in local when i came across his and literally bust out laughing. Do you mean because there's 4 things in his bio or because the only people there are the shepherds. The rest are animals.
Cmdr Sy	Posted - 2006.01.21 20:57:00 - [7] My favourite one of all time belonged to an FOE guy back in the day... "We are Dyslexia of Borg. Futility is resistant. Your ass will be laminated." Hegemonising Swarm Objects / von Neumann Probes
Jatonix	Posted - 2006.01.21 21:07:00 - [8] ( say this as fast as you can ) a guy walked into a antqiue shop and bought a grandfather clock on the way out he walked into a drunk the clock smashed into a million pieces the guy said to the drunk why dont you watch where u goin the drunk sai why dont you carry a wrist watch like everyone else ____________________________________________ CEO and still kick'in your ass since KIA Like this Sig..? Visit
Samirol	Posted - 2006.01.22 03:23:00 - [9] Originally by: Lunaticdie04 Originally by: Samirol Edited by: Samirol on 21/01/2006 09:48:06 In Bi Tor's There are 3 types of people There are sheep to eat the grass. There are shepherds to lead them. There are guard dogs to protect them. And there are wolves. I am a wolf, what are you He has counting problems... No, he is not my alt. I was randomly selecting bios in local when i came across his and literally bust out laughing. Do you mean because there's 4 things in his bio or because the only people there are the shepherds. The rest are animals. He lists 4 types of people, but only says there are 3 You won't like me when i am mad
High Sierra	Posted - 2006.01.22 07:50:00 - [10] oh god. cant remember the guys name but theres this pirate down near Ami who has filled his Bio with the pick of the convo's and evemails hes got from people promising revenge. some of the are hilarious. just wish I could remember his name.
OVERCOPES 1	Posted - 2006.01.22 08:04:00 - [11] Check out cyberfiend bio,but whatever you do,dont copy and paste the url.dont do it. i warned you. Brutors out of control?Sebiestors becoming work shy? Worry no more. Use vitoc,makes the stubornist apes clean faster!!!!
Atom HeartMother	Posted - 2006.01.22 12:00:00 - [12] may favorate has to be Quote: Rocket Revenger > you didnt shoot any of them by chance, did you? Ebbitt Winter > well I WAS a noob.. Rocket Revenger > YOU SHOT SOMEONE FROM MOO?! Ebbitt Winter > it was a total accident i thought it was an NPC Ebbitt Winter > so..i kinda blew up his egg thingy when he was going to a warpgate Rocket Revenger > holy **, you podded someone from moo? Rocket Revenger > who exactly did you pod? Rocket Revenger > please tell me it wasnt zap Ebbitt Winter > .... Ebbitt Winter > what if it was Ebbitt Winter > i mean hypothetically Rocket Revenger > then he will prolly hunt you down and skull you Rocket Revenger > omg, do you have his corpse! Ebbitt Winter > ummm Frozen Corpse of Lord Zap? Rocket Revenger > YES!!! DO YOU HAVE IT?! Ebbitt Winter > ... Ebbitt Winter > Damnit! Ebbitt Winter > Should we go get it?? Ebbitt Winter > Its still floating out there, i rammed it a couple of times and left it there >.< Rocket Revenger > its gone then Ebbitt Winter > so i litterally butt ** one of the most feared pirates and i left the 1 bit of proof? Ebbitt Winter > ** Ebbitt Winter > I HATE THIS PLAYERS GUIDE Ebbitt Winter > Says nothing about corpses worth 50 gajillion in rocket revengers bio
Rudolfus	Posted - 2006.01.22 16:55:00 - [13] Originally by: High Sierra oh god. cant remember the guys name but theres this pirate down near Ami who has filled his Bio with the pick of the convo's and evemails hes got from people promising revenge. some of the are hilarious. just wish I could remember his name. Lord Infamus has one kind of like that, except the people are whining
Verone	Posted - 2006.01.22 17:31:00 - [14] I had one like that a while back too when i used to pirate actively. It's fun to display the horrible things people send to you. Veto Member Movies
Nethel	Posted - 2006.01.22 21:37:00 - [15] Originally by: "Short Circuit Howdy, I got my name because I'm a bit on the crazy side, and very short tempered... and I seem to be short lived too. : ( You know clones are kinda nice. I haven't aged a bit because of all the ppl that want my sweet ass. You know, that would explain a lot about that corp, uhmmm... what's there name.... Oh yeah, BLACK STORM CLAN. They MUST all be *, because they're always chasing my ass. I must frustrate the hell out of them since I don't put out. Yep. Then they pod kill me. Poor soles. That Nethel really has the hots for me. He's alway trying to get me to chat privately with me. Uhg! Why I never figured it out before this. Scarrrrry. Hey, change your names guys. You know your really the PINK STORM BOYS! (Hey, if I can't beat ya in space, I'll whip you with words... Now don't get any ideas, because I used the word WHIP.) (Flattery will get you a long ways, but isk will get you further! ; P So stop blowing me guys. Uhmmm. : / Blowing me up that is.) (And dang Nethel, go after someone on your own level, like a gorilla. Oh, you have? No go there either huh? Well try somewhere else, and leave me alone.) (Oh god. You guys haven't been keeping my corpse have you? Oh you sick bastards. Oh man... men... what ever you call yourselves, talk about a dead lay.) And on that note... You might as well blow my pod up, because if I don't have my ship, I don't plan on paying some butt breath for blowing it up. I do <3 my fans. ------ Black Storm Clan** - It's safer here
Deja Thoris	Posted - 2006.01.23 02:10:00 - [16] Originally by: Cmdr Sy My favourite one of all time belonged to an FOE guy back in the day... "We are Dyslexia of Borg. Futility is resistant. Your ass will be laminated." That is pure class. Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Xtro 2	Posted - 2006.01.23 10:38:00 - [17] Originally by: High Sierra oh god. cant remember the guys name but theres this pirate down near Ami who has filled his Bio with the pick of the convo's and evemails hes got from people promising revenge. some of the are hilarious. just wish I could remember his name. Try me or Thomas Torquemada, good starting point there :) UPC - PVP'ers Good and Bad, How Do You Want Peace? Through Talk Or In A Casket? We Decide! Peace My Brothers...
Clipped Wings	Posted - 2006.01.23 11:08:00 - [18] Originally by: Atom HeartMother may favorate has to be Quote: Rocket Revenger > you didnt shoot any of them by chance, did you? Ebbitt Winter > well I WAS a noob.. Rocket Revenger > YOU SHOT SOMEONE FROM MOO?! Ebbitt Winter > it was a total accident i thought it was an NPC Ebbitt Winter > so..i kinda blew up his egg thingy when he was going to a warpgate Rocket Revenger > holy **, you podded someone from moo? Rocket Revenger > who exactly did you pod? Rocket Revenger > please tell me it wasnt zap Ebbitt Winter > .... Ebbitt Winter > what if it was Ebbitt Winter > i mean hypothetically Rocket Revenger > then he will prolly hunt you down and skull you Rocket Revenger > omg, do you have his corpse! Ebbitt Winter > ummm Frozen Corpse of Lord Zap? Rocket Revenger > YES!!! DO YOU HAVE IT?! Ebbitt Winter > ... Ebbitt Winter > Damnit! Ebbitt Winter > Should we go get it?? Ebbitt Winter > Its still floating out there, i rammed it a couple of times and left it there >.< Rocket Revenger > its gone then Ebbitt Winter > so i litterally butt ** one of the most feared pirates and i left the 1 bit of proof? Ebbitt Winter > ** Ebbitt Winter > I HATE THIS PLAYERS GUIDE Ebbitt Winter > Says nothing about corpses worth 50 gajillion in rocket revengers bio It's very rare that stuff on the forum makes me laugh audibly, but this one did. Real or no, that's comedy. (And that's the first time, in over 2 years of playing, that I've said that :) Christ. chuckles, and then begins laughing again -Clipped Wings of LFC "I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical malignity of man." ~William Hazlit

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