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Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2003.08.26 15:32:00 -
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Edited by: Athule Snanm on 26/08/2003 15:33:30 Whilst returning from a mission, though unequipped for inquisitorial duties the foul stench of heresy and worse folled my vessel, at the time the Apocalypse Class ISS Princeps Vezilia, for many jumps. Unable to ignore the omens that came thick and fast, divinely placed in my path by The Emperor of Amarr, I finally opened a communications channel and initiated my questioning:
[ 2003.08.26 15:01:01 ] Fherana TCE > sup [ 2003.08.26 15:01:06 ] Athule Snanm > Long Live the Emperor! [ 2003.08.26 15:01:18 ] Athule Snanm > Submit to Inquisition or be destroyed! [ 2003.08.26 15:01:26 ] Fherana TCE > aye [ 2003.08.26 15:01:42 ] Athule Snanm > What is the name of our beloved emperor? [ 2003.08.26 15:01:56 ] Fherana TCE > scuse? [ 2003.08.26 15:02:10 ] Fherana TCE > are you just messing with me or somthing? [ 2003.08.26 15:03:14 ] Athule Snanm > Failure to answer the inquisition's questions will result in your purging. You have been added to the list of atheistic Amarrians. [ 2003.08.26 15:03:24 ] Athule Snanm > Long live the Emperor! [ 2003.08.26 15:03:26 ] Fherana TCE > im not even amaar [ 2003.08.26 15:03:31 ] Fherana TCE > lol [ 2003.08.26 15:03:41 ] Athule Snanm > Fool [ 2003.08.26 15:04:03 ] Athule Snanm > Then explain your True Amarrian DNA pattern? [ 2003.08.26 15:04:17 ] Fherana TCE > oh wait lol this char is actually amar [ 2003.08.26 15:04:26 ] Fherana TCE > all my other accounts are caldari my bad [ 2003.08.26 15:04:59 ] Athule Snanm > May your soul be purged of heresy! [ 2003.08.26 15:05:01 ] Fherana TCE > look man my corp just moved operations here from caldari space
Unwilling to taint myself with communication with a detestable atheist I then closed my convo channel and refused to acknowledge further hails. None-the-less the accursed one sent me an EVEMail as follows:
Quote: are we going to have to worry about you blowing up our indys? i mean we will be having 3 ships back and forth through here and a few apocs id really like to know how you stand with us
Thus leading me to respond as follows:
Quote: Your case will be brought before the Holy Inquisition, but I warn you - the punishment for atheism and arch-heresy should you be found guilty is death. It seems you have fallen so far beneath the shadow of Satan that you have even forgotten your anointed bloodline. Your crimes against Amarr are indeed grevious.
Should another inquisitor pass you by, I suggest before then you re-examine your faith and return to the one true family before you are cleansed by the purifying flame.
Unashamed, she replied with the following:
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ok dude. you will be short one apoc if you XXXX with me again. your roleplaying is great and all but leave TCE out of it. We have business if you threaten our indys we will take care of that threat. Im not trying to start somthing i just need to make sure that the galiant defender of the emporer doesnt stick any appendages where they will get hurt.
Doubtless this Amarrian has fallen foul of syphilis whilst working for her Caldari masters - as is evidenced by her clear lack of ability to communicate effectively. I will fulfill my role as dictated by The Divine One, as was recognised by this abomination.
Only moments later she must have been struck down by the Majesty of the Imperial Throne, and collapsed into full confession:
Quote: bah on second thought i repent. i dont want to think about people waiting to pot shot me at gates everytime i jump out here. what do i need to do to appease you and the emporer for the forseeable future besides answering trivia
Personally I do not find the confession to be either sincere or worthy of such severe crimes. I call upon all of True Amarrian Faith to pass judgment on this pitiful sinner!
Guilty or Not Guilty?
Credo in Unam Imperium!
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Heironymo Sondar
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Posted - 2003.08.26 16:44:00 -
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Clearly guilty Lord Inquisitor. This ones heresy is clear, long live the Emperor and the Blessed Inquisition! ------------------------------------------------- The distinction between Trade and Warfare is made only by those who have experienced neither. |
Vicarrah
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Posted - 2003.08.26 16:46:00 -
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You're all guilty, one way or another.... and you shall ALL be purged from the face of the Universe.
My Brothers and Sisters will cleanse the filthy *spit* Amarrians along with their decrepit emperor.
Guilty.... Guilty... All of you
Vicarrah Tahiri Protector |
BoNeck
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Posted - 2003.08.26 16:54:00 -
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Oh, Lord Inquisitor, I vote for not guilty. God gave grace to all of us, so did the Emperor himself. She has shown repentance and that her soul isnt lost entirely.
BoNeck ------------------------------------------------ Go to hell! And bring back my morals, please! |
Thallia
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Posted - 2003.08.26 17:11:00 -
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Edited by: Thallia on 26/08/2003 17:12:12 It amaze me to see how fool amarrians can be, trying to trust a wannabe god and his bible full of contradictions.
Anyway, kill him, I want amarrians to pay for their act upon my race.
Guilty
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Salamon
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Posted - 2003.08.26 17:26:00 -
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I would also vote not guilty. She has repented and shown fear of the emperors wrath. That is truely a fair begining.
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Viqer Fell
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Posted - 2003.08.26 17:45:00 -
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Guilty.
Every amarrian shot is one less that I have to bother with. Oh and once you've finished executing your own people, could you possibly pod yourself as well? Save us having to listen to this religious claptrap from a senile zealot too far in his dotage to note that his god is nothing but a barbaric, uncivilised, mysanthropic, second rate, wannabe deity.
Ok, so what the hell is this Golden Ratio? |
Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.26 19:31:00 -
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Guilty.
One less Amarrian means 10 more freed Minmatar slaves for the Caldari to shoot.
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.08.26 20:00:00 -
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But wait, Athule you poor demented druggy, if the Emperor wanted an Inquisition, would not he issue an official decree? Or do you perhaps feel it is your place to act above the word of your emperor? My, My. If the emperors word is law, like in the issue of slavery, then he must give an official decree to back this Inquisition. Without it, you kill your own people without Imperial backing and thus defy the emperors will.
BTW, I can answer your pitiful questions, and I am not Amarr.
Sarkos - Voushod Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2003.08.26 20:41:00 -
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The Inquisition is an ancient and noble office, blessed by the essence of the Imperial Divine since its inception in 1231 and its numerous sittings since. In times of great Evil and Danger to the Faith its dread Justice is visited upon the unworthy - all this has been revealed to me through omens that are clear and cannot be questioned.
For those that question the veracity of omens - listen to this! Last night I went to bed in Luminaire and was sipping upon a can of Quafe - in honour of the great service the Agents of Quafe do for the Emperor - when I was struck by a magical and mysterious drowsiness.
This feeling of sleepiness was evidently induced by the Intervention of Angels as I had only been awake these last 28 hours. As I drifted into the otherworld I was visited by visions and strange portents of which I cannot speak, for they were struck from my memory by dawn, and only later did I stir from my slumber.
I reached out for my Quafe to anoint a new day when the omens were revealed to me, each pointed out by the most holy inspiration of His Sacred DNA. Upon my table seven drops of Quafe had fallen, one for each of the Unholy Abominations - but even more clearly the desire of the Emperor to have the malignancies that even now threaten the Empire removed was revealed. My Quafe, bubbling in vitality the night before was now a limpid, tepid and tasteless liquid - much as the Empire would be if heresy and atheism were left unchallenged. I flailed out in my awe and cast the can of Quafe to the ground and from it five columns of flame arose each one speaking in a different language that I could not understand. The flames cavourted around the room and then licked each other before one turned to ice and was melted by the others. My vision was cast into darkness and then my eyes, opened once more by a light brighter than seven suns, were channelled into staring at the final omen. On the floor, where once it had been in the can, a puddle of Quafe remained in the shape of the Holy Amarrian Empire.
Who now can question the Will of the Emperor!
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Courier
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Posted - 2003.08.26 23:57:00 -
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I say let the Spawn of satans loin die...
Guilty as charged ----------------------------------------------- The Knights of the Holy Inquisition -----------------------------------------------
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Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2003.08.27 00:08:00 -
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guilty saves my ammo for another ammar indy
------------------------------------------------ Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly.
If this world was supposed to be friendly CCP wouldnt have wasted time paying the devs to code so many weapons |
Fallout
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Posted - 2003.08.27 00:16:00 -
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I vote not guilty. Through our Glorious Emperor's grace, the willing can be redeemed. I'll trust in the Inquisition's judgement to find a suitable penance to prove her sincerity in returning to the true faith.
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Hardin
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Posted - 2003.08.27 00:29:00 -
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I blame falling educational standards...not like in my day let me tell you!
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.08.27 00:37:00 -
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Edited by: j0sephine on 27/08/2003 00:38:32
... wasn't there some age-old, fail-safe method of determining one's possible ties with the devil by dipping them in a vat of liquid hydrogen or something along those lines?..
Admittedly i kinda skipped those few classes on Amarrian traditions... *grins sheepishly*
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Reil Shashanna
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Posted - 2003.08.27 09:40:00 -
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Edited by: Reil Shashanna on 27/08/2003 09:41:39 The accused is clearly guilty.
As punishment, might I suggest that they are sold into slavery, to work off their debt to the Emperor?
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.08.27 09:49:00 -
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Guilty.
Failure to acknowledge the scriptures is punishable by death. I am worried that you did not vaporise the offender immediately, Athule..
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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ImEasy
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Posted - 2003.08.27 10:15:00 -
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Time to take a stand against slackness within the Empire.
Guilty <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Im Easy....work it out for yourself >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Golan Trevize
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Posted - 2003.08.27 11:45:00 -
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Guilty !! clearly corrupted by evil mammon.
The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships. |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.08.27 15:20:00 -
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I'm no Amarr, but sympathetic to your Calling and thus I'd say Guilty.
And she may work for Caldari, but that does not mean they control her religion and thinking.
This is not a hijack
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Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2003.08.27 15:34:00 -
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The requisite time period has passed, and it is clear the court that 'Fherana TCE' is guilty of atheism demonstrated in the clear inability to name His Holiness and heresy in equating the scriptures with trivia.
It is my solemn duty to sentence Fherana TCE to death by freezing. Agents of the court will be paid expenses on dealing with this wicked soul. May The Emperor show mercy on Fherana, and commit her essence to hellfire for only 7 aeons.
A note to other Amarrians of weak faith, public trial is not always the way of the Inquisition. When equipped for inquisitorial duties (with items such as the Anointed Scrambler, the Blessed Passive Targeter) justice can come swiftly.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2003.08.27 16:15:00 -
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Yes, i got stopped by the inquisition once too, they thought i was amarr cause i'm bald. But i was so sexy that i couldnt possibily be a heretic, so they had to let me go. My thanks to Athule! -
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Torin
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Posted - 2003.08.27 17:54:00 -
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No one expects the Holy Inquisition!
PIE, watch this space. |
Einheriar Ulrich
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Posted - 2003.08.27 21:23:00 -
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Edited by: Einheriar Ulrich on 27/08/2003 21:24:05 Athule, ahhh your ramblings go on and on and on and.......
Someday Athule, a little kid in Amarr space will grow up, and because of your ramblings he will believe in your sayings and politics, but he also wants power over the masses, so he becomes a bit mad because his superioes wont step down, he then invents a new cataclysmic inquisition and burns you at the stake, when that day comes, and it will if you continue to overdrug yourself with these Blue pills, i will bend over and laugh me self to death.
So Say I So Say I. Einheriar Ulrich of the Bloodline of Einheriar.
****Minion Of VOTF****
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Courier
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Posted - 2003.08.27 23:51:00 -
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Edited by: Courier on 28/08/2003 17:54:55
Quote: No one expects the Holy Inquisition!
NOBODY expects the Holy Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Emporer.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.......... (leaves room) ----------------------------------------------- The Knights of the Holy Inquisition -----------------------------------------------
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Courier
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Posted - 2003.08.27 23:54:00 -
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NOBODY expects the Holy Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Emporer, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! (To Athule Snanm) I can't say it - you'll have to say it.
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annoing
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Posted - 2003.08.28 12:36:00 -
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Nice to see my collegue is up to her usual standards - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Inquisition Long live the Inquisition Long live the Emperor Long live Amarr!
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Tehel Necrona
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Posted - 2003.08.28 23:54:00 -
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Quote: Guilty.
Failure to acknowledge the scriptures is punishable by death. I am worried that you did not vaporise the offender immediately, Athule..
Perhaps this can be attributed to the TCE alignment with the Jericho Fraction. Both reside inside the Venal Alliance.
So i wonder, Amarrian friend.. did your status with your corp blind your duties to your oh so faithful emperor?
Tehel
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Athule Snanm
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Posted - 2003.08.29 11:11:00 -
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Without warp scrambler, stasis net or passive targetter the ability of an Inquisitor to administer summary justice on criminals is reduced. Her time will come, as has now been ordained.
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Tehel Necrona
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Posted - 2003.08.29 17:10:00 -
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Oh, un-prepared.. how Amarrian.
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