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HadHaFangs
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:43:00 -
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Edited by: HadHaFangs on 23/01/2006 20:49:20
Edited by: HadHaFangs on 23/01/2006 20:48:50
NONNI system 2006.01.23 08:33
Caldari Naval forces spotted an UNFITTED/UNARMED Ferox Class Battlecruiser early Monday morning flying in hostile space, reports GalNet News.
A warning was sent to the pod pilot who owned the Ferox, but all communication attempts were rejected. The pilot ignored the warning from the Cal Navy about KIA Interceptor forces operating in the area. And the dangers of flying an UNFITTED/UNARMED Battlecruiser though hostile space.
The Ferox pilot had apparently set his Autopilot and stepped out for a pint at pub, while his ship continued to fly towards 0.0. Around 8:20 the ship was sighted by a KIA Corp Listening post in the Sobaseki system.
KIA Command alerted one of its patrol pilots after the ship was sighted.
Eddz, CEO of KIA Corp had this to say, ôKIA Corp has one of the fastest response times of any combat corps in the area, all of our pilots are able to respond to any threat or targets of opportunity that our scouts may encounter.ö
ôI was totally in shock after finding this ship just flying on its merry way right past a main hub, I mean common he had to know the area was being watched!.ö Says Sarios Dolando, the KIA pilot who responded to the Alert.
A CONCORD fleet reported 2 explosions in the Haajinen system a few minutes later.
When scouts arrived on scene, they found the remains of 1 Ferox Class BattleCruiser and a pod. The Local CONCORD Fleet commander had this to say "Bloody PILOTS ON BIO BREAKS!".
The Cloned Pilot was unavailable for comment.
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Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:47:00 -
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So, let me get this straight.
You killed a Ferox?
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Angelus X
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:48:00 -
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Jennifae
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:48:00 -
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 Originally by: Elve Sorrow
So, let me get this straight.
You killed a Ferox?
ROFL!
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:49:00 -
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I somehow sense incomming smack, attention ******, flamers and *click*.
/Me hides
/Mav
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:49:00 -
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Great, you killed an unfitted Ferox... Is there really any need for a public announcement?
Whats with all these silly announcements recently anyway? 
http://bapwn.eve-killboard.net/ |
Azuriel Talloth
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:52:00 -
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WTS: Sense of Humour
Interdictors: Destroyer-class vessels, designed to pull other vessels out of warp. |
Rofel Meights
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:55:00 -
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wp
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ElCoCo
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:55:00 -
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Yup we're so good we can even kill unfitted ships.
We demand dbpreacher acknowledges our might and duels us to the death in our navy ibises! (since it's the latest trend to ask him for duels)
I give hadhafangs an A+ for funny news reporting. And F- to the ppl who took this as a serious announcement
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.01.23 20:56:00 -
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lol
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Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: ElCoCo
I give hadhafangs an A+ for funny news reporting. And F- to the ppl who took this as a serious announcement
Yea well, it just fitted in so nicely with all the other official KIA posts, questions, statements and announcements.
However, i get it now. If it's a post by KIAEddz, it's a joke which were not supposed to laugh about, but if it's posted by any other KIA member, it's a joke which we are supposed to laugh about.
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Azuriel Talloth
WTS: Sense of Humour
I trained missile skills instead of that, no use in battle anyway 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Evil Thug
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Elve Sorrow
Originally by: ElCoCo
I give hadhafangs an A+ for funny news reporting. And F- to the ppl who took this as a serious announcement
Yea well, it just fitted in so nicely with all the other official KIA posts, questions, statements and announcements.
However, i get it now. If it's a post by KIAEddz, it's a joke which were not supposed to laugh about, but if it's posted by any other KIA member, it's a joke which we are supposed to laugh about.
pwnt
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Logged in a system, next to you =) |
Randay
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:54:00 -
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May you kill many more unfitted ships in the future.
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"Det hSr kan betyda krig!" |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:56:00 -
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lol 
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2006.01.23 21:58:00 -
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Trolling.
Click.
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