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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2006.01.27 07:22:00 -
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"yoru noe to drubjk tp pst if ytour can speall the words drunk... ans aince Ui canm splp dunkt, O cam psors alk I liuke"
Notferr, when he was running CoD into rampant alchoholism.
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Trigger
"Ok, lets go and kick thier asses"
"Hem, there seems to be a blob in TRO7, lets head out"
"Ok, lets go hit the blob in HLW"
thebold without his ridilin... ok, that ones not real, but its not to far from the truth either.
"oh, stabs are the way to go matey, they are right **** annoying, and thats why I love 'em"
Dray
"Its doesnt matter wither or not I kill any, I have 5 stabs and two micro warps on this thing, I just want to **** em off!"
Random member of Tyrell Corp back when Dual MWD ravens were unheard of.
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I need a Sig, but not as much as a good old fashioned Tequila Sunrise. |
Sevarus James
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Posted - 2006.01.27 07:46:00 -
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Back during the short period where the NVA wasn't fighting amongst themselves, they were being threatened by biomass and several other pirate factions who had aligned together......Just prior to what (at that time) became the biggest slaughter in EVE's history, came these words from Halseth Durn, acting as fleet commander of the NVA:
"Okay...everybody.........jump."
-for the old schoolers.
"No power in the 'verse can stop us now!" |
Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.01.27 08:09:00 -
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Edited by: Wrayeth on 27/01/2006 08:10:37
 Originally by: Wrayeth
"Fluf's primary..." - anyone in ELA, referring to KOTH Fluf any time he gets into a fight with more than two people in it (he always seems to be the first person to get shot).
Quick update: Fluf just got called primary again. He was killed and podded before he even finished loading. 
Er...wait, not !
 is more appropriate. Yeah, that's the ticket!
The only thing more powerful than CONCORD and the Jovian mothership is lag.
-Wrayeth
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2006.01.27 08:33:00 -
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"WE STAIN ALLAINCE..."
-TRIGGER [MASS]
They like them caps... and speeeeeling too.
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I Post on the forums for Fate. Im cool.
Fate. Recruitment Thread |
DoctorGonzo
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Posted - 2006.01.27 08:39:00 -
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BNC Corp Chat
Zigy > Our corp plans for the next 12 months have officially been changed to "sumfin"
Blacklight > yeah DG and I agreed that was the most sensible strategic option
Blacklight > gives us unprecedented flexibility
4C-B7X Local
* Oveur shines Shrike's shoes
Shrike > ah, gracias, thats where we like you, on your knees.
Oveur > lol
Oveur > crap
Shrike > screenshot 4tw
Fendor Atar > she got you there
Oveur > didnt see that one coming
More BNC Corp chat
Blacklight > unless you have legs up to your ears, model for vogue and can suck start a harley then there'll be no luvin tonight
IRC
<[RKK]Alexison> where we going tonight?
<[BNC]Blacklight> BNC have a little op for a few hours, not going too far just something we need to sort out
<[BNC]Crumble|Meep> its mining isnt it
<[BNC]Crumble|Meep> all of a sudden im feeling sick
<[BNC]Crumble|Meep> gonna have to call it a day
Get Your BoB Protection Kit Here |
Lanish
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Posted - 2006.01.27 10:22:00 -
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^^^
Some bloody funny ones there DoctorGonzo.
hahaha
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid: humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination.
--Albert Einstein
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2006.01.30 08:43:00 -
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Edited by: Bared Bel''Medar on 30/01/2006 08:46:09
"Bared is nothing but a foul mouth smacktard... but I'd **** him anyway"
thats all we can do?
"oh, I think stabs are the way to go mate... **** annoying... thats why I love them"
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I need a Sig, but not as much as a good old fashioned Tequila Sunrise. |
Elfaen Ethenwe
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Posted - 2006.01.30 10:51:00 -
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"This train cant function without a scorp fitted for pod killing..."
Marovinchian on the fitting of scorps for fleets....
(note the extreme sarcasm)
"Can anyone see if I have died yet ?"
Almost everyone when RISK jumped in on PA's dronew induced lag battle in BKG.
"Orbit the battleship @ 500m"
Goonfleet Commander ordering his frig fleet to ordbit the specially setup smartbombing domi
"Don't orbit the domi its a trap"
.5. guy who was flying with said goonfleet
"Shut the F*** up, I am the fleet commander"
Goonfleet Commander
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
goonfleet frigs and pods orbiting smartbombing domi @ 500m
"CI have withdrawn the war dec for a reason. They know we have beaten them...."
One of the Goonfleet directors during their private TS corp meeting
"ROFL"
Anyone from CI listening to the recording of the above meeting...
"splllssstttttt splutter choke choke cough rofl cough"
Anyone from CI listening to the recoding of the avove meeting while drinking something.
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MellaRinn
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Posted - 2006.01.30 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Selena Sellion
Edited by: Selena Sellion on 27/01/2006 00:13:09
Originally by: Calderio
i need a link to the sutty vs stavros soundboard
NVM: HERE IT IS
ROFLCOPTER!
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gfldex
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Posted - 2006.01.30 12:21:00 -
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"this is too sweet, attacking station and xetic are frorming a gang. the gang leader is a spy...."
a not to named person in a nonpublic channel
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$ perl -n -e 'print "Stop blameing pirates! Oveur is the root of all evil!\n" if m/podkill|lost my ship|gank|gate camp|Verone/;'
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2006.01.30 20:02:00 -
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Dog Cancer > yeah just had the change the trousers
split the bong water across my grotch worst smell
ever
Dog Cancer > crotch*
Best corp chat moment ever.
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I need a Sig, but not as much as a good old fashioned Tequila Sunrise. |
F'nog
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Posted - 2006.01.30 20:45:00 -
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CLS Corp Chat
Me: "I've done something truly horrible."
Corpmate: "You put projos on your Apoc, didn't you?"
And it was true.
Originally by: rowbin hod
Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage.
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Quentin Decker
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Posted - 2006.01.30 21:13:00 -
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You all forgot the Gallente Navy fleet modo:
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in a different direction."
-Quentin
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F'nog
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Posted - 2006.01.31 00:00:00 -
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Originally by: Quentin Decker
You all forgot the Gallente Navy fleet modo:
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in a different direction."
-Quentin
No, no, it's:
"Surrender is not an option. It's a policy."
Originally by: rowbin hod
Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage.
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JamesTalon
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Posted - 2006.01.31 01:25:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog
Originally by: Quentin Decker
You all forgot the Gallente Navy fleet modo:
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in a different direction."
-Quentin
No, no, it's:
"Surrender is not an option. It's a policy."
Lol, that reminds me of the "How many gears does their tank have?" Not gonna say the country, but yea, funniest quote yet :P
Funny quotes:
San - The system is up says:
the only thing Microsoft can make that doesn't suck is a vacuum
Averick - "The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better" so I installed Linux" |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.01.31 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Savage
Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar
"I like Cat Girls better than real girls"
Kayosani, anytime you mention real women vs Anime ones.
Heh, thats a daily discussion in d-c
See this
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The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
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BigBobbom
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Posted - 2006.01.31 02:48:00 -
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Best quote ever from a corpy right after beating down a pie corp who took on more than they can chew.
"Goddamnit what did they think we where shooting at them? water balloons?!?"
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