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Posted - 2006.02.02 22:53:00 -
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Terry Bradshaw, the former Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Steelers flag in the window.
"This house is yours for all eternity, Terry." said God. "This is very special. Not everyone gets a house up here."
Bradshaw felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous SEAHAWKS flag, and in every window a blue Towel.
Bradshaw looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Bradshaw?"
"Well, why does Matt Hasselbeck get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said, "Terry, that's not Matt's house, it's mine."
GO HAWKS!!!
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Optaon
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:21:00 -
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I don't get it? where does Eve fall into that story? I mean it is general dicussion, but I always thought it was supposed to be about Eve. . . . . huh geuss I was wrong. . . . .
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Tamu Vos
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:25:00 -
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someone likes seahawks...
10 isk says everyone else doesnt
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Stunt Double
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:42:00 -
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Out of Pod Experiences is the best place for this.
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Eschwen
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:52:00 -
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 Originally by: Tamu Vos
someone likes seahawks...
10 isk says everyone else doesnt
Well I guess you owe him 10 ISK then. SEAHAWKS!
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Toksin
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:55:00 -
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Porter will pod Hasselbeck no less than three times this game.
Steelers 24
Hawks 10
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.02.03 01:28:00 -
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Originally by: Toksin
Porter will pod Hasselbeck no less than three times this game.
Steelers 24
Hawks 10
Hmm...will the Bus be podded?
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2006.02.03 02:14:00 -
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100 isk on the team with the best pusher.
Remind me about The Maze.
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Calderio
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Posted - 2006.02.03 04:04:00 -
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steelers for the win, flying chickens for the lose
nuff said
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Josiah Markum
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Posted - 2006.02.03 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Toksin
Porter will pod Hasselbeck no less than three times this game.
Steelers 24
Hawks 10
Hmm...will the Bus be podded?
Bettis will score a couple times from inside the 5, get his ring, and await to go into the HoF on his first ballot.
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Toksin
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Posted - 2006.02.03 13:47:00 -
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Actually this joke was still funny around the 200-250th time I read it. Even after making it's way through every baseball, football, hockey, soccer, cricket, ping pong, tennis, golf, bowling, and wraslin' group....both amateur and professional I might add..with an extended stay in alt.recipe.fishsticks.. It just lost some of it's luster.
Now that whole "I have some good news [insert team here] fans..I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" thing... That baby still has plenty of tread left. 
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