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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:11:00 -
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The MGRL are pleased to announce that the WAR ON THE OPPRESSIVE SA has begun!
Striking boldy, The Leader of the Anti-Stain Coalition, Backdoor Bandit assembled a ***** team of Batty pilots. (what the hell is wrong with the word 'Cr ack'?)
Stopping briefly in Agil to lay down some Ghey Rights Propaganda in Agil, the strike team of Backdoor Bandit, Uphill Gardener, Sausage Jockey and M***e Muncher strode manfully towards Stains backdoor.
A death-defying run through Querious allowed us to blow by many surprised FIX pilots. Pausing briefly to lay down time honoured homosexual banter and pluck some lovely recruits from the FIX ranks, The Mighty MGRL swept through *****ious and entered Catch via the entrance used by tradesmen.
Encountering nothing but a few Hedgehogs in a Fog and a lone Huzzah pilot. A steady but firm push into FAT system laid waste to our enemies hopes of keeping their rear guarded.
Unfortunately, All we could find in PHAT were 2 docked pilots.
A swift change of strategy was needed. Our valiant 2IC, Uphill Gardener consulted the well known bible of 0.0 combat operations (The Eve-O corp/alliance discussions forum) We hit upon the usual tactic for this situation. Smacking the local channel from a deep safespot and logging off for the night.
Be afraid, Stainers. We can now log in at will and lay the smackdown upon you AT ANY TIME.
Stay tuned for the next episode of this epic encounter.
P.S.
The MGRL would like to make known their displeasure at the latest scandalous piece of 'journalism' on the Concord billboards. While doing an admirable job of depicting the struggle between Mighty Alliances in the South. The post MAKES NO MENTION of the involvement of the regions supreme Tactician, (Me) and no mention of the MGRL's leadership of this coalition. For shame ISD, I can only assume BLATANT HOMOPHOBIA is the cause.
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Riddlock
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:13:00 -
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haha
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Quaren
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:14:00 -
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bandwagon?
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Bedrock
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:15:00 -
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lol
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:19:00 -
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 Originally by: Quaren
bandwagon?
literally
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Destroyer Draxx
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:20:00 -
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Edited by: Destroyer Draxx on 02/02/2006 23:20:55
Lmao priceless, nice press release indeed.
If I was *** n Minmatar maybe i would join u (U might want to make a post in recruitment thread btw)
Whats wrong with "gey" they have it on their corp ffs 
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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:22:00 -
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We thought of doing that, but new person trials did not go as well as we'd hoped.
We ask new recruits to perform some *ahem* initiation tasks. At that point we experience quite a high dropout percentage.
Ah well, Cest la vie.
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Destroyer Draxx
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:28:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
We thought of doing that, but new person trials did not go as well as we'd hoped.
We ask new recruits to perform some *ahem* initiation tasks. At that point we experience quite a high dropout percentage.
Ah well, Cest la vie.
Best of luck in the future, ur cause is a just one
So Far So Good....So What |
minge muncher
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:34:00 -
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yes can the next batch of recruits be a little more open minded please. Its to much mess to have to clear up for a low pass rate
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Uphill Gardener
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:37:00 -
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I like the concord news programes, they have such lovely fashion shows.
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Dyvim Slorm
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:39:00 -
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LOL, one of the best press releases I've seen for a long time, nicely crafted 
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minge muncher
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:41:00 -
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im thinking we should paint this nice station in FAT pink
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corporal hicks
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:43:00 -
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Asuya welcomes the MGRL to join us for a special designed in space fashion show, featuring some of SA's best frozen fashion models.
" Stay Frosty "
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sausage jockey
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:47:00 -
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We look forward to SA pushing back.
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News
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:50:00 -
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I hope you brought your Barry White record collection. It's not often mentioned on these forums, but they're really good for those lonely hours in deep safespots.
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minge muncher
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:51:00 -
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ooooh a fashion show of stains finest. Better be some female ones aswell, I do not want to feel left out
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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:56:00 -
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oooh, We'll be there, Hicks!
And as for music, here is a list of music and the activities performed while listening to it:
Declaring War 'Macho Macho Man'.
Negotiating 'A little respect' By Erasure.
Being Wardecced 'Take On Me' By Aha.
Mining 'West End Boys' By The Pet Shop Boys.
Asking for help 'I need a Hero' by lovely Bonnie Tyler.
Oh and of course, our Corp anthem 'In the Navy' by the Village People.
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:56:00 -
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Quality
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Redblade
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Posted - 2006.02.02 23:58:00 -
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I wich u the best of luck in your quest to penetrate deeper in to your target area.
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dalman
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Posted - 2006.02.03 00:04:00 -
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All right, tough boy.
I just went to FAT myself hoping to get a nice 1vs2 or something.
Just to find myself all alone in the entire solar system, so I had to go *******
So all I have to say to you guys: MGRL - you suck
Drink up, shoot in. Let the beating begin.
Distributor of pain. Your loss becomes my gain...
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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.02.03 00:08:00 -
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By Ghad! I demand satisfaction, I'm logging in to FAT right now, if you're man enough for me?
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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.02.03 00:11:00 -
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'dalman is either offline or otherwise unreachable.'
Show yourself. Face my fiery wrath!
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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.02.03 00:28:00 -
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Curses, just as i'm trying to close the gap on Dalman.
Victim: Backdoor Bandit
Alliance: None
Corp: Minmatar *** Rights League
Destroyed: Reaper
System: FAT-6P
Security: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Nurgle (laid the final blow)
Nurgle made it a threesome and had the final blow with his big weapon.
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Babs Johnson
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Posted - 2006.02.03 00:34:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
oooh, We'll be there, Hicks!
And as for music, here is a list of music and the activities performed while listening to it:
Declaring War 'Macho Macho Man'.
Negotiating 'A little respect' By Erasure.
Being Wardecced 'Take On Me' By Aha.
Mining 'West End Boys' By The Pet Shop Boys.
Asking for help 'I need a Hero' by lovely Bonnie Tyler.
Oh and of course, our Corp anthem 'In the Navy' by the Village People.
What, no Aretha? No Barbara? No Divine Miss M?
I'm starting to question your proclivity. Watch out, SA, I don't think these girls are as g ay as they appear.
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Chadawahee
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Posted - 2006.02.03 01:46:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
Curses, just as i'm trying to close the gap on Dalman.
Victim: Backdoor Bandit
Alliance: None
Corp: Minmatar *** Rights League
Destroyed: Reaper
System: FAT-6P
Security: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Nurgle (laid the final blow)
Nurgle made it a threesome and had the final blow with his big weapon.
seems you got reaper-ed from behind, but i bet you saw that comming
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.02.03 02:29:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 03/02/2006 02:28:46
Farking quality.
--
Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
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Calisto Cody
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Posted - 2006.02.03 03:03:00 -
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LMAO
Berneh is not appropriate for the forums -
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Mister Poopypants
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Posted - 2006.02.03 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Chadawahee
Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
Curses, just as i'm trying to close the gap on Dalman.
Victim: Backdoor Bandit
Alliance: None
Corp: Minmatar *** Rights League
Destroyed: Reaper
System: FAT-6P
Security: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: Nurgle (laid the final blow)
Nurgle made it a threesome and had the final blow with his big weapon.
seems you got reaper-ed from behind, but i bet you saw that comming
The encounter would have had an entirely different outcome had he been flying his Probe...
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Mr PoopyPants
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Posted - 2006.02.03 07:43:00 -
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lol I agree with mister pants.
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.02.03 10:26:00 -
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