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nonsequitur
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Posted - 2006.02.04 10:38:00 -
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And y3a didth the cAKe almighty spill his icing of wrath upon the heathern pi3domites, that they may know the true taste of him. And to the masses he spake, "Believe not the tempations of pi3, for pi3 is a liar, a deceiver of taste buds. It dons the appearance of a flour based dessert on the outside, but the inside corrupts with its sugary syrup and various abominations of fruit."
Kronicles of cAKe, chapter 2, verses 3-4
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.04 10:39:00 -
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So is "cAKe" a forbidden word in thread titles? It seems to be okay in this thread, but it keeps mysteriously disappearing from the title of the thread.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler |
bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 10:40:00 -
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Edited by: bUBbLeS on 04/02/2006 10:44:28
 Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
So is "cAKe" a forbidden word in thread titles? It seems to be okay in this thread, but it keeps mysteriously disappearing from the title of the thread.
for that is t3h power of cAKe
thoose with the faith can see the title, thoose unbelivers cannot
they see only pi3
(oh and eternal damantion, where Ebil Ebil sTan will force feed them thoose apple pi3s from McD's AND THEY WILL BE TOO HOT and burn thier mouths for all ever and a bit longer)
YOU MUST BE WERAING A TIN FOIL HAT TO SEE THE TITLE
so says t3h cAKe
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Kurenin
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Posted - 2006.02.04 10:54:00 -
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and come 4th t3h delia smiff w1f t3h b00k of cAKe and r3ad to t3h unbeliev0rs;
u must colekt t3h basix of cAKe & combin3 2 creat3 madiera cAKe gud enuf to sm1t3 al who oppose
f4t for greasing
(150 g) 5 oz butter from t3h butter churners of dev0n
(150 g) 5 oz sugar of d00m
4 3ggs fr0m t3h bumz of chickens
2 cups (200 g) 7 1/2 of blessed fl0ur
2 X 5ml spoons baking p0wdar
a pinch of s4cred salt
grated rind of 1 lemon
caster sugar (superfine granulated) for dredgink
2 thin slices candied or glace citron peel
for 0ne should tAKe t3h tin of 15cm & gr34se
cr3am t3h fat and sugar 2gethar till light and fluffy \o/
b3at t3h egs til liquid & ad gradually to t3h creamed mixture beateth wel after each adition
s1ft t3h holy fl0ur, m1ghty bakink powdar & salt of t3h earth and f0ld in2 t3h creamed mixtur3
br1ing 4th t3h sacr3d lemon rind & mix wel 4 sur
spr3ad well t3h cast0r sugar ovar t3h h0ly mantle of cAKe m0untain
pr3par3 t3h holy wenches 4 cookink!
bAK3 in t3h moderat3 0v3n at t3h fabled 180¦C for 20 minut3s the lay like the sacrificed followerz of pi3 the p33l on t0p
bAKe 4 a furthar 45-50 minut3s
for t3h holy mess4ge serveth 5
t3h beli3vers 0f cAKe w3nt 4th 2 spred t3h mess4g3 and it was so
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:03:00 -
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Amen br0ther
f0r t3h cAKe is mightier than the c00kie
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Levin Cavil
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: bUBbLeS
Edited by: bUBbLeS on 04/02/2006 10:33:21
Originally by: Calshir
Thats what I thought 
now gimme cake ....... or pie I'm easy
OMG
you trifle with your mortal soul! Do not follow the dark path to eternal damation of pi3. Ebil Ebil sTan and his s0n lucy fur will take you to the waste lands of 3ll and f33d you pi3 for even thinking such a thing!
stay true to your one tru faith, stay with the cAKe
for verily does the good lord cAKe not say "pi3 will tempt you that it is as g00d as cAKe, but under its pastry cap lies sin. Ebil ebil sTan comes in many forms, and pi3 is his most decientful"
eclairs 4 vrs 16
"t3h b00k of cAKe"
cAKe > pi3
(edit for not enough tin foil hats)
I love you bubbles, will you marry me and eat cAKe?
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:11:00 -
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Edited by: bUBbLeS on 04/02/2006 11:15:31
Originally by: Levin Cavil
Edited by: Levin Cavil on 04/02/2006 11:09:06
I love you bubbles, will you marry me and eat cAKe?
so that thou may hast thy cAKe and i may eat it?
but alas , i have sworn my life to the service of our lord cAKe and may not part take of an earthly marrage
for i am married to the cAKe
(btw mods - shouldnt this be in the RP forum?)
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James Baker
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:14:00 -
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Trust thy soul with the p0w3r of t3h cAKe for it is everything that is good and well and iced!
And when though shalt fight the ebil ebil sTan, hold true t3h w0rds of t3h cAKe, that though shall not be smited by the infidel pi3. And with thy tinfoil hat, though shalt not ph33r all that is pi3 and ebil and very h0t.
For Bakers shall only bake t3h cAKe.
chapt3r 7 verses 12-14
"t3h b00k of cAKe"
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McGin
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:15:00 -
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I found some cAKe in the BIN
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Levin Cavil
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:17:00 -
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Rejoice for bubbles has proclaimed his true love for the cAKe and resisted the temptations of p13.
he is truly an inspiration to us all. may we all one day be as virtuous as the great bubbles and then we may enjoy the cAKe.
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Brastagi
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:19:00 -
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By reading and trying to solve this "cAKe"... my mind slowly has turned into a cAKe 
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: McGin
I found some cAKe in the BIN
and so your soul was saved
for do not the children sing
"McGin, McGin, found cAKe in the bin,
McGin, McGin, got saved from sin."
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nonsequitur
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:25:00 -
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distance yourselfs br3thr3n from those that would hear the wrod of t3h cAKe and deny his fluffy goodness, only to cast it to the bin. t3h mighty cAKe knocks at your heart, do you not hear, if you hear will you not let him in? McGin saw t3h cAKe and repented and was saved.
Fro t3h cAKe so loved the wrold that he sent his only begotten son t3h ch33z3, t3h ch33z3 cAKe, son of cAKe is the only path to salvation.
T3h r3cipi3s of salvation, Ov3nz ch3 vs. 1.
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Thrak
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:26:00 -
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pie > cake
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nonsequitur
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:30:00 -
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Do not hark3n to t3h wrodz of Thrak, for he is in league with sTan and follows the waiz of t3h eb1l pi3. Soon enough he will s33 that the wages of pi3 is death.
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:32:00 -
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and so we see the serpent in our own bossom
THRAK IS A HERETIK and must be burned alive so that we can bake cAKe, and so that the ebil power of sTan is purged from his eternal soul
TO THE INQUISITION-MOBILE TUE BELIEVERS
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Stavros
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:34:00 -
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pi3 > cAk3
SPecially if you get a pie and put it on a barm cake...
Pi3 Sandwich is truly the win
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"Keep On Flaming Lamers, Like Your Ships Did When We Ended You" |
bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:37:00 -
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and so stavros the ebil prophet of sTan unveils hisself as the true pi3-rat that he is
but fear not for cAKe will protect you from the pi3-rat
for is it not written
"Wearest thy tinfoil hats whilst you eatest t3h cAKe and no ebil may befall you"
victoria sponge 17 vrs 146
"t3h b00k of cAKe"
do not listen to his tricksy words, he will tempt you with the apple pie, but be strong in your faith, think of the blackcurrant cheese cAKe and be strong.
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Buraken v2
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:39:00 -
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it is what it is, and it shall be and become what it meant to be and what god has planed for it, its C4K3
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:41:00 -
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Proudly serving Electus Matari
Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus |
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:42:00 -
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I think I understand what cAKe means now. Thank you all.
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler |
bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: bUBbLeS on 04/02/2006 11:44:04
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
I think I understand what cAKe means now. Thank you all.
but do you accept the cAKe as your dessert saviour?
please say that Ebil Ebil sTan has not swayed you to the pi3-side
may the cAKe be with you
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Buraken v2
it is what it is, and it shall be and become what it meant to be and what god has planed for it, its C4K3
i see you are new to the faith
do not take the name of cAKe in vain, else thou wilst be smitest
with a baking tray
or a holy eclair
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.02.04 13:26:00 -
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So the cAKe is cAKe, nothing more, outside of it being a sweet holy saviour of all dessertness?
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 13:51:00 -
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cAKe is the alpha and omega of dessertly delights
cAKe is everything
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.02.04 15:32:00 -
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cAKe 4tw
Hippos 6, vrs 12
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.04 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: bUBbLeS
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
I think I understand what cAKe means now. Thank you all.
but do you accept the cAKe as your dessert saviour?
please say that Ebil Ebil sTan has not swayed you to the pi3-side
may the cAKe be with you
please say you can see the cAKe in the title now?
No, sTan has not swayed me to the pi3 side. Nor have you swayed me with your cAKe faith.
I throw my allegiance to Eris Discordia: Originally by: Eris Discordia
icecream
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler |
Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.02.04 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Dak Hakin
So the cAKe is cAKe, nothing more, outside of it being a sweet holy saviour of all dessertness?
No one can tell you what cAke is, you have to experience it for yourself. Do you think that's a cookie you are eating now... I see.
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Vult
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Posted - 2006.02.04 16:18:00 -
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So Jacques locked MY thread and reverted everyone to here, even though MY thread was FIRST!!!
In that case...
cAKe > Jacques
...and I am slowly becoming a believer in cAKe... very slowly......... I think.
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Vult: 10 exotic dancers in the loot can. w00t.
Sevan te'Gehara: Gonna bring 'em back to corp hq and say "Lap dances for all?"
Vult: Nah, sold 'em all for 1.01 isk each. Cheap wh*res. |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.04 16:35:00 -
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Originally by: Vult
So Jacques locked MY thread and reverted everyone to here, even though MY thread was FIRST!!!
Therefore, inductive reasoning shows that:
Nikolai Nuvolari > Vult
This is an example of the "Nuvolari Principle", which states that "Nikolai Nuvolari > x", with "x" being any particular forum user.
This has been demonstrated many times in the past, although the examples generally cannot be discussed on the forums.
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler |
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