Thriller!

Thriller!

Well I been a shameless bear for a while and got really bored of running lvl 4s, so I decided to make others life interesting.

On my efforts to save people from a boring long trip while they do other things, I decided to provide an xpress pod service.

11 clients, 2 of them very stisfied with my services that they made killrights available for a fee of course.

I started killing goo containers and I loved it, please keep auto flying on pods i need my medicine.

Fly safe on your pod, ill be waiting for you somewere.

you must think this is something new!?go check out Zydrine Megacyte,that's the type of pod hunter people should be worried about

kill them all. wel not all leave afew for me :)

It's a sad world when there are enough AFK idiots autopiloting pods that the Smurfs can't get them all themselves.

I lose hope in humanity every time I go pod squishing....

There's too much chlorine in the gene pool anyway... I think the most fun can be had undocking in jita and shooting a pod that just undocked afk.

Nah, I prefer waiting until December to spread xmas cheer! Especially since ccp usually gives out implants as gifts. The mail alone is all I ever want for xmas.

Here's my favorite of all time(edited so I don't get banned):

You're a Ni**er
2013.01.25 15:46
From:xxxxxx
To: xxxxx


Ni**er.



(Ya have to really respect the simplicity of that kind of rage)

I had a disappointing foray into capsule euthanization today.

I now need to decide whether or not I want this character to be at flashy red sec status or not. Probably not, tbh, as they are a trader alt too.

making alts for trade or market is easy and requires low sp, there are tags for exchange, which I just used to increase my sec so I can fight some dude that keeps activating killrights on me.

So my suggestion would be: go ahead have fun, but practice how to warp out with pod first so you don't end up loosing too.


Now to create my corp.

It's more SP than you might think in trading. Wholesale 5 is a prerequisite for Tycoon, and it is a long train, as are Broker Relations 5, Accounting 5, Visibility 4 and getting the blasted corp standings (with mission corps that own stations) high enough to keep broker fees down.

Depending on what you trade, Margin Trading 4 or 5 may be needed, as may some other things too.

Which only requires t1 named stuff and destroyer to lvl 4 to be effective and is a lot easier to train.

Thriller!

Don't forget bookmarks so you can camp busy gates while flashy. That comes with the added bonus of watching every goober and his brother trying to burn out 250km to kill the flashy in an afterburner battleship. When ya get those, kill a pod in front of them then blame them for not being able to stop you. They LOVE that.

Ah, this is where Alice found you. Must say... if i saw you in local...i would be weary of cynos.

I wish I could do that, but usually the local police is trying to remove my ship from my pod

AH sit down young grasshoppa and let uncle Homo learn ya how it's done:

Make 3 or 4 bookmarks around the gates you want to camp on grid but all 200ish from the gate and each other. Fit your thrashers with nozzle joint rigs and just warp back and forth to those bookmarks without stopping. When you see an auto-piloting pod land at the gate warp down to it and BAM dead people. It's hard to get used to at first but after a while it gets easy. The cops won't even get on grid before you're in warp to the next bookmark and they web first.

Hitting ventures and scanning frigs at planets and belts while solo is a bit tougher ...d-scan while warping around, warp in to stuff, have some other celestial selected and immediatly warp when you land if you're not in range, bookmark a near-by rock on the way out, warp back to the bm, introduce prison love to miner and pod.

It's very twitchy but very fun once you get the hang of it.

Please share tears for the lesson.

Well I been a shameless bear for a while and got really bored of running lvl 4s, so I decided to make others life interesting.

On my efforts to save people from a boring long trip while they do other things, I decided to provide an xpress pod service.

11 clients, 2 of them very stisfied with my services that they made killrights available for a fee of course.

I started killing goo containers and I loved it, please keep auto flying on pods i need my medicine.

Fly safe on your pod, ill be waiting for you somewere.

Have you considering offering free public education as well? What I mean is, once they arrive in station, do they remember immediately to upgrade their clones or do they put this off? It would be an interesting experiment to find out! I'm sure they will send you internet letters to inform you if they lost skillpoints. You can respond with sage advice and ask they tip your bounty for proving such free education to all!