| Pages: [1] :: one page |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Tan Elbrun
   |
Posted - 2006.02.07 10:13:00 -
[1]
Hi all.
I have considered all possiblities. Even deployed a few power tools, but there is no end to this fluff! 
I need to eliminate this problem quickly. Its a tedious waste of time since we all know that the lemons are coming. We must band together to eliminate these ebil foes.
|
Gun Kata
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 10:24:00 -
[2]
I think you need a check up from the neck up.
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are." |
Ryn0
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 10:26:00 -
[3]
/me adds to the randomness
I Liek Spoons
|
Cypherous
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 10:30:00 -
[4]
mmmmm twiglets
O RLY?! --Jorauk |
Miss Pacman
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 10:39:00 -
[5]
A simple yarn of cling film spread thriftily around the waist will insure the collection of no belly button sediment
|
Tan Elbrun
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 10:50:00 -
[6]
Why such mockery? 
I am here to help you all.
Anyway here is my plan. We all dress up in galvanised steel underwear. Wear coloured maple syrup warpaint and have at each other with italian sausage nunchucks.
Whoever survives can determine the fate of this subjective reality. Assuming they know how to fit AAA batteries.
|
CelticKnight
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 10:53:00 -
[7]
/me falls over laughing
 Originally by: Stealthy
I am simply mortified Ginger Magician's alt is now advising folks in POS operations-is it the end of player piracy as we know it?
[IMG]http://www.eve-file |
Deja Thoris
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 11:10:00 -
[8]
Just dont take my tinfoil hat
|
Tan Elbrun
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 12:11:00 -
[9]
Thank you Miss Pac man. You seem to be the only one who realises the urgency of this situation. Unfortunately I am allergic to cling film - i break out in hives and lose random limbs.
People we really must work together on this 
|
Dakath
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 12:33:00 -
[10]
It is not well known, but a small tractor beam works well on belly-button fluff.
The required skills are:
Science V
Engineering V
Graviton Physics I
Good luck. Fight the good fight.
I, for one, welcome our new Jovian Overlords! |
Facechanger2
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 12:56:00 -
[11]
Get off your fat hole and exercise, then you're gullet won't be big enough to catch wads of fluff...
|
Tan Elbrun
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 12:58:00 -
[12]
Excellent suggestio Dakath. But I am using all available power for the industrial sized microwave bed that I sleep in at night. It helps reallign the pathways in my brain.
Oh jovians are not lemons. Lemons are an ebil you couldnt possibly imagine.
|
Lord Aradon
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 13:43:00 -
[13]
Im sure industrial-strength-super-duper-mega-wega-stickificationated-glue applied liberally to the belly button and allowed to set will provide a sufficient barrier against the oncoming tide of fluff
----
Join Us
Corp Websites|My Gallery
 - Imaran |
Desired Username
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 14:34:00 -
[14]
It's a little known fact that the favourite food of the Italian Spider Louse is in fact belly button fluff. Install a small colony of these in said belly button and you should be rid of the problem in a couple of millenia.
___________________________________________
Please do not read this sig.
Thank you. |
Calderio
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 15:14:00 -
[15]
the blue style belly button fluff though amuzing to some in lethal to most. the only known cure for it is to walk around naked in a group of sea cucumbers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RIP Kevin Wessel, Age 20, Departed April 19 2005, Baghdad |
Liver Damage
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 15:35:00 -
[16]
Can I have your fluff?
|
Brother Benthor
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 15:42:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Dakath
It is not well known, but a small tractor beam works well on belly-button fluff.
The required skills are:
Science V
Engineering V
Graviton Physics I
Good luck. Fight the good fight.
besides that i believe u also need:
laboratory operation V
advanced laboratory operation I
sleeper technology III
hooo and ..
doomsday operation V
cause unless u can take that off, your days are counted
this space waits violation badly... |
Jenny Spitfire
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 17:52:00 -
[18]
----------------
RecruitMe@NOINT!
RAWRRRRRRR!!1 - Imaran 
Wrangler, stealing Eris pink since a few days ago.
We always new you had a thing for pink - Vanamonde |
My grandfather
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 17:58:00 -
[19]
Hmm maybe your fluff and my armpit-lumps can go together and mate... Creating super-fluff! FEAR THE SUPERFLUFF!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneelevenonehundredandeleventy
|
Vult
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 19:36:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Liver Damage
Can I have your fluff?
Dammit, that's the second time today the forums have made me spray coffee out of my nose.
-----
I want my sig h4xx0r3d by Oveur!
...but I'll settle for any mod since Oveur can't h4x like the best of 'em... |
Lardarz B'stard
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 19:44:00 -
[21]
Girlfriend's teeth
|
Quanteeri
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 20:04:00 -
[22]
Lardarz B'stard's Girlfriends teeth.
|
Lardarz B'stard
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 21:32:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Quanteeri
Lardarz B'stard's Girlfriends teeth.
really, dude, you don't know where those teeth have been
|
Fatus Buttious
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 22:42:00 -
[24]
Who the heck let Tan out into the forums!
He knows how to rid us of this evil that is belly button fluff.
It involves Noxcium, iron oxide, maple syrup, baby powder and a large sledgehammer.
Better get Tan back in his cage, before he eats another hamster!  |
patteSatan
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 22:46:00 -
[25]
I think his fluff comes from sheepsh4gging.....
|
Samirol
|
Posted - 2006.02.07 23:02:00 -
[26]
there is only one way to end fluff...and LARP has come to the rescue once more
You won't like me when i am mad |
Krathe
|
Posted - 2006.02.08 03:43:00 -
[27]
Edited by: Krathe on 08/02/2006 03:43:52
Edited by: Krathe on 08/02/2006 03:43:07
Index Finger Dexterity 4
Finger Nail Sharpness 3
Fit a Belly Button Fluff Removal Finger Extension II, and you're set. :D
The pictures Wrangler didn't want you to see! |
Dark Caster
|
Posted - 2006.02.08 05:34:00 -
[28]
have you tried poking it with a banana?
|
Brother Benthor
|
Posted - 2006.02.08 09:32:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Brother Benthor on 08/02/2006 09:33:08
Originally by: Dark Caster
have you tried poking it with a banana?
that's CHIMP's way to solve problems (when we dont have to trow poo at ppl)
Sig violated as requested - Cortes |
| |
|
| Pages: [1] :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |