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Decian Cor
Sanguinis Ablutione
Angeli Mortis
8
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Posted - 2013.11.01 11:41:00 -
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Every day in New Eden, countless drones are left abandoned in the vast abyss of space, without proper housing, preventative maintenance, and direction. These drones are at risk.
But at risk for what, you may ask?
Statistics compiled by my professional research team shows that without the stolid and nurturing guidance of their capsuleer masters, these drones are more likely to venture down very dark paths indeed.
Over 70% of Abandoned drones end up hording together in what we commonly refer to as 'infestations'. Think of it as that dark, dirty place under a busy city bridge where hordes of homeless gather to gamble, drink, and smoke crack rocks.
Now imagine the remaining 30%, being scooped up by random space travlers and pirates, being force to do terrible, terrible things.
These paths encompass a multitude of terrible fates, inlcuding those already mentioned but not limited to the following as well:
- Disrupting Trade Caravans
- Wantonly Slaughtering Newbies and Bads
So ask yourself:
How many times has a drone saved your clone with ECM, allowing you to warp away? How many times has a drone provided the necessary damage application to kill those pesky frigates your big guns can't track?
Help us by doing your part to provide proper Drone Bays, maintenance, and companionship. For only 100,000 ISK per week, YOU can help save one of these at risk drones. As the Inherents of New Eden, we owe it to our servants to take care of them.
What your donation will do:
-Provide adequate space in drone bays and hangars for abandoned drones
-Help pay repair and maintenance fees
-Help train and provide opportunities for drones to "get back on their feet"
-Help foster a sense of well-being and 'humanity' in those who serve us
Eventually, we hope to attain refrigerator magnets and picture frames depicting a drone you have sponsored and saved.
What your donation won't do:
-Support hyrdraulic fluid binging (a common practice seen in most 'infestations')
-Support illegal drone part trafficking
-Support illegal drone fight clubs
-Support illicit habits and behaviors
This foundation runs entirely off of donations, and needs your support to thrive and provide this much needed assistance. When making a donation, please add the note "FoNE" in the applicable field as a designation of your pledge.
Thank you for your consideration and support!
-Decian Cor
Founder/CEO
Forgotten of New Eden
"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
Disclaimer: I'm an unashamed realist in an era of self-entitled children that have been catered to.-á |
Samoth Egnoled
Infinitech
Catastrophic Uprising
24904
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Posted - 2013.11.01 11:44:00 -
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Well this is a new scam... |
Ryder 'ook
Die..Brut
15
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Posted - 2013.11.01 11:47:00 -
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... and pretty amusing!
6/10
Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home. |
Decian Cor
Sanguinis Ablutione
Angeli Mortis
8
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Posted - 2013.11.01 11:50:00 -
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It is not a scam.
All donations will absolutely be used to provide space in the form of drone bays. That those bays are part of ships, is of no concern.
"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
Disclaimer: I'm an unashamed realist in an era of self-entitled children that have been catered to.-á |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
4668
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Posted - 2013.11.01 11:54:00 -
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Can I have an Ogre plushie instead of a fridge magnet?
Have you contacted Sally Struthers for celebrity support for this cause yet?
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
Maaaaowm Ogeko
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
130
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Posted - 2013.11.01 14:34:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:Well this is a new scam...
oh and....
First,IBTL,Go back to WOW,who killed your mack? etc..
I think it's pretty funny and creative, myself. It's a nice break from reading the incredibly depressing SOMER debacle unfold, that's for sure.
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
553
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Posted - 2013.11.01 15:03:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:Can I have an Ogre plushie instead of a fridge magnet?
Have you contacted Sally Struthers for celebrity support for this cause yet?
This is EVE. You don't need Sally Strothers.... an EVE celebrity will fit that job far better.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
Xearal
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
707
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Posted - 2013.11.01 16:32:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:Can I have an Ogre plushie instead of a fridge magnet?
Have you contacted Sally Struthers for celebrity support for this cause yet?
YES! I want Valkyrie dolls!
And plushies..
I take good care of all my drones, and often pick up strays that have been abandoned to give them a good
home in my hangars and drone spa, having more people do so is an action I fully support!
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
6787
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Posted - 2013.11.01 16:44:00 -
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I don't see anything about Teenage Drone Pregnancy.
Apparently we aren't concerned about it anymore.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate
WHY so Seri0Us
2311
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Posted - 2013.11.01 17:27:00 -
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Wat
Save the Domi model! Spacewhales should be preserved. |
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Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
3217
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Posted - 2013.11.01 17:37:00 -
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Decian Cor wrote:Every day in New Eden, countless drones are left abandoned in the vast abyss of space, without proper housing, preventative maintenance, and direction. These drones are at risk.But at risk for what, you may ask? Statistics compiled by my professional research team shows that without the stolid and nurturing guidance of their capsuleer masters, these drones are more likely to venture down very dark paths indeed. Over 70% of Abandoned drones end up hording together in what we commonly refer to as 'infestations'. Think of it as that dark, dirty place under a busy city bridge where hordes of homeless gather to gamble, drink, and smoke crack rocks. Now imagine the remaining 30%, being scooped up by random space travlers and pirates, being force to do terrible, terrible things. These paths encompass a multitude of terrible fates, inlcuding those already mentioned but not limited to the following as well:
- Disrupting Trade Caravans
- Wantonly Slaughtering Newbies and Bads
So ask yourself: How many times has a drone saved your clone with ECM, allowing you to warp away? How many times has a drone provided the necessary damage application to kill those pesky frigates your big guns can't track? Help us by doing your part to provide proper Drone Bays, maintenance, and companionship. For only 100,000 ISK per week, YOU can help save one of these at risk drones. As the Inherents of New Eden, we owe it to our servants to take care of them. What your donation will do:-Provide adequate space in drone bays and hangars for abandoned drones -Help pay repair and maintenance fees -Help train and provide opportunities for drones to "get back on their feet" -Help foster a sense of well-being and 'humanity' in those who serve usEventually, we hope to attain refrigerator magnets and picture frames depicting a drone you have sponsored and saved. What your donation won't do:-Support hyrdraulic fluid binging (a common practice seen in most 'infestations') -Support illegal drone part trafficking -Support illegal drone fight clubs -Support illicit habits and behaviors This foundation runs entirely off of donations, and needs your support to thrive and provide this much needed assistance. When making a donation, please add the note "FoNE" in the applicable field as a designation of your pledge. Thank you for your consideration and support! -Decian Cor Founder/CEO Forgotten of New Eden
This post should be read with this playing in the back ground for full effect.
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Desivo Delta Visseroff
Cedar Knolls Research
STEEL BROTHERHOOD
43
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Posted - 2013.11.01 17:37:00 -
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Forget this guy! This is obviously an overpriced scam!
If you send me 90,000 isk*, I will provide all the services mentioned above, plus I will throw in a male or female dancer to keep you company.
Capitalism Baby!!!!
*per week |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
322
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Posted - 2013.11.02 02:10:00 -
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Think of the chil-drone!
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Jim Era
7622
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Posted - 2013.11.02 02:17:00 -
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NO! |
Decian Cor
Sanguinis Ablutione
Angeli Mortis
16
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Posted - 2013.11.02 03:48:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I don't see anything about Teenage Drone Pregnancy.
Apparently we aren't concerned about it anymore.
inlcuding those already mentioned but not limited to the following as well:
I appreciate your effort to bring this tragedy to light as well. As stated previously, there are simply too many problems and issues these drones face to list them all.
100,000 ISK per week is a very small amount, especially to those who earn hundreds of millions in that timeframe. As another supporter has already said:
Think of the chil-drone.
Thank you all for your interest. I will consider plush toys as well.
"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
Disclaimer: I'm an unashamed realist in an era of self-entitled children that have been catered to.-á |
destiny2
Perkone
Caldari State
217
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Posted - 2013.11.02 05:20:00 -
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i dont leave my drones in space i murder them with a smartbomb   |
shackdavid
Halcyon Dayz
6
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Posted - 2013.11.02 06:32:00 -
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+1 |
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
501
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Posted - 2013.11.02 06:39:00 -
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I approve of this product and/or service. This is a humanitarian issue. +1 |
Lugia3
Emerald Inc.
619
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Posted - 2013.11.02 07:17:00 -
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He tuk yer jerb!
"QQ threads are only allowed in the Out of Pod Experience forum." - ISD Cura Ursus |
Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
288
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Posted - 2013.11.02 07:19:00 -
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I read OP and nearly smiled, waited for punchline, there was none.
Then read the signature and was overwhelmed by fedora.
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good. |
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Scatim Helicon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
2555
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Posted - 2013.11.02 07:27:00 -
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I like you.
CCP: Not out to ruin your game, out to ruin their game. |
Decian Cor
Sanguinis Ablutione
Angeli Mortis
22
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Posted - 2013.11.02 07:30:00 -
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Scatim Helicon wrote:I like you.
Thank you.
And I am most definitely not a hipster. Just an a**hole.
"There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it."
Disclaimer: I'm an unashamed realist in an era of self-entitled children that have been catered to.-á |
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