Lost it at "link fit"

I was giggling before that. But there, I just lost it. Howling, roaring laughter.

I was born in the slums of Matar, my parents were taken into slavery when Arzad fell. I grew up in an orphanage donated by a capsuleer where I learned to fight. I was inspired by the Midular to join the Republic fleet when I was of age where I fought for the Republic and earned my angst and edge looking for my parents, looking at all the slaves I could not save.

It was then I was captured by the Amarrians. I was sold to a holder who was not kind but over time I came to cherish the times we would spend together in his bed. To this day, I love leather. I was beaten often though even though I found god and loved how much better I was living in the empire I one day killed everyone like I learned in the orphanage and escaped.

I returned to the Republic to find that the collar had changed my, to see the crimes of Shakor. I could not stand this travesty so I left in disgust., moving to the Federation ringing with me my learned Ideals about race and racism. I was prejudiced and I spread that wherever I went. I went back to the Republic after a time spent as a stripper to care for my new children and their father who was killed in war against the slavers to get a voluval because I thought they were super neat. I got the shaman/warrior/bittervet mark that looks like a skull with all these flames and stuff coming out of it.

It was there I became even more disgusted with Matar and Shakor. It was there I was in the battle of Colelie. I shouted in horror to stop the fighting but others who cared more about themselves than my new gallentean home affected the dreadnaught battle too much in their assault frigates. I could not stop them.

I retuned to the Federation, hating the Republic and Shakor (but with a new summer home on Matar) to find the seeds of racism I planted all those years ago had grown. I could not find work except as a prostitute or an assassin, so I spent my time doing those things.

It was then that I fled to the mandate, and the truth of god's will. I sit now happily at the side of my new holder with my collar of gold and I realize I loved it from the beginning. I had found god.

And YOU, heathen Ava Starfire you would see fit to mock me from your sheltered life! To judge me and the losses I have suffered!
I hope you and your republic burn to the ground as is god's will. You do not have what it takes to be Matari and strong and you will never do more fro the Republic than I have!

But can you teach me to fly the Wolf better? GǪ.Link fit?

*Andreus appears on the video feed with an orbital diagram, upon which three points of interest are marked. He indicates them in turn while talking to the camera*

OK, so all the way down here we have Isis Dea's head.

And here's the high-orbit anchor for a long-track space elevator.

And way up here is the joke's trajectory.

Amazed to see no use of vitoc, it would seem your holder was kinder and very much untraditional.

Aside from that, I find I suddenly understand completely why many Minmatar simply don't like anyone else, including their own kin.

You simply do not understand, some slaves like the vitoc. Some choose it. If your holder had no been so kind perhaps you would have learned to love the lash, to long for the feel of a bite on the neck of being forced. You cannot possibly comprehend the pleasure it can bring when you revel in it. When you put your life in another's hands, give yourself to the sanguine pleasure of being a slav. Mind, spirit, ...and body.

I ache for another hit, for another night in chains. ...To kill.

Release youself Isis, give in to your darker side, allow yourself to enjoy being taken. allow yourself to want the numbness of the drug. Allow youself to enjoy it

And then you will truely be free.


P.S. Also, I hate everyone equally. I only love the collar like a proper slave should.

First no mention of vitoc now suddenly your past is full of it. First leather, now chains. First you love the slaver and now you hate everybody.

Why do I get the strangest feeling that it's now you who is mocking?

Because your sarcasm detector is broken it would seem.

Is that what this entire forum has become? I'd argue this topic deserves a little more than purely sarcasm, which seems to be the trend these days all across the IGS.

Have people forgotten how to defend themselves? Have you forgotten how to contribute? Are all of you truly this immature that sarcasm is the best you can do?

Either way, just another mark of how nobody can take you seriously.

Is that what this entire forum has become? I'd argue this topic deserves a little more than purely sarcasm, which seems to be the trend these days all across the IGS.

Have people forgotten how to defend themselves? Have you forgotten how to contribute? Are all of you truly this immature that sarcasm is the best you can do?

Either way, just another mark of how nobody can take you seriously.

You could always just harden up your spine, long-neck.

This proves that the most "Caldari" of Caldari, for instance, are in fact - the GALLENTE!

Isis Dea I am making fun of you.

I started by poking fun at Matari capsuleer tropes and eyerolls to win a Vagabond.

But now I am just making fun of you.

...you're an obvious troll (like most people here)

If that's how I'm received then there are greater problems at work.

Like the fact you're an obvious troll (like most people here) and as Miss Starfire puts itGǪ an idiot.

I'm afraid this thread has lost all intelligent value.

Aaaannd... Moving on.

Seriously, this one is meant in fun, all.

Doesnt look like it went much of anywhere. Sigh.