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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.02.12 03:07:00 -
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I've decided that I've reached the point in my career where I need some sort of sidekick or lacky.
As my sidekick your duties will include tackling for me, making me look good and providing comic relief with your noobish antics.
In exchange I'll train you in the noble art of piracy, take you killing and provide you with t1 equipment when I feel like it.
The requirements are as follows.
 noob but not on trial account
here to stay - I don't want to change sidekick every week
fairly active
able to listen and learn
no idiots or bastards
If multiple applicants show promise some kind of free for all or violent treasure hunt will be held for my amusement.
Post here or eve mail me if you're interested. 
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vile56
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Posted - 2006.02.12 03:22:00 -
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Edited by: vile56 on 12/02/2006 03:21:44
dammit thats funny made me laugh for a while.
hope it goes well for u
Signature graphics are permitted, as far as i know text is not a graphic, so ya my sig please |
Zon3h
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Posted - 2006.02.12 03:41:00 -
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I would be ur sidekick, but ur caldari breath smells badly!
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2006.02.12 03:42:00 -
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thats great. you should probly include a timezone though
/emote turns on 99% mods cant touch this hardner
That 1% was enough - Wrangler |
Benglada
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Posted - 2006.02.12 05:00:00 -
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 Originally by: Kyozoku
I've decided that I've reached the point in my career where I need some sort of sidekick or lacky.
As my sidekick your duties will include tackling for me, making me look good and providing comic relief with your noobish antics.
In exchange I'll train you in the noble art of piracy, take you killing and provide you with t1 equipment when I feel like it.
The requirements are as follows.
noob but not on trial account
here to stay - I don't want to change sidekick every week
fairly active
able to listen and learn
no idiots or bastards
If multiple applicants show promise some kind of free for all or violent treasure hunt will be held for my amusement.
Post here or eve mail me if you're interested.
You can be my side kick. eve mail me. thnx.
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Originally by: Wrangler
Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote.. 
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2006.02.12 05:03:00 -
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LOL...great idea, good luck with it 
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Achren
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Posted - 2006.02.12 08:19:00 -
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Xardrix
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Posted - 2006.02.12 10:34:00 -
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Haha! Much luck and much ♥.
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Jacques Archambault
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Posted - 2006.02.12 10:36:00 -
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Does your sidekick get a red cape and a lycra bodysuit?
Member of the official Eris Discordia FanclubFastest sig nerfer south of EVE Information CenterLets see how it takes for this sig to become desecrated.... RAWR! First -Capsicum
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Brisi
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Posted - 2006.02.12 10:51:00 -
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 Good luck with that Kyo, though your best bet might be to look for promising people in the help channel. That worked for me if you remember 
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prof0und l0gic
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Posted - 2006.02.12 11:50:00 -
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Oh my god.
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Pondor Stibbons
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Posted - 2006.02.12 12:07:00 -
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me me me me me me me me me.
oh no, not me not me not me not me..
Originally by: Cvuos
"We're fighting rocks people, fit those T2 papers!"
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Dale Cussler
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Posted - 2006.02.12 14:49:00 -
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Sidekicks rule :D
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.02.12 20:33:00 -
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Thanks for the kind words everyone.
I'm frickin cold so I've spontaneously decided to go on vacation for a while. Eve mail me any way and we can get started when I get back.
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you should probly include a timezone
Gmt but I often play at est hours.
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Does your sidekick get a red cape and a lycra bodysuit?
I was thinking I'd go for the classic eye patch, striped shirt and bandana. You can wear a cape so long as it's smaller than mine and lycra at your own discretion.
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Turiel Demon
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Posted - 2006.02.12 23:41:00 -
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To get a sidekick:
Stage 1: find a corp of new people who are doing boring things like mining and easy belt ratting.
Stage 2: offer to join the corp to help out with things, give tips, train them for PVP etc.
Stage 3: add in a little piracy to the 'pvp training', and see if there's any that like it and are reasonably capable...
Stage 4: say you've had enough of this and will be leaving the corp, if you've given them enough advice, tips, and general game info, they'll be sorry to see you leave, and then you can offer to take a few of them with you if they want to join you...
Stage 5: hey, we're done, you've got a retinue, exploit your new slaves to your hearts content....
*note to any of [.S7] that read the forums, no this was not my 'plan', I genuinely joined you guys to help, stage 5 is optional heh 
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nothing to see here, move along nicely now, is that a pink dread out there. aaww you just missed it -eris
It's not an Eidolon with 5 Basic Miner's on it, that's for certain.(FF04) ~kieron
No love for me? :'( - Wrangler
If you can't beat Eris, join her, hmmm that sounded so much better in my head - Cortes
Cuddles Eeyore. He's soooo cute and doesn't play EVE. perfect -eris
Eve-online Forum mods arn't Pokemon, you don't need to collect them all - Ductoris
Here's my autograph - now do I get some groupie lub? Jacques' |
LordXL
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Posted - 2006.02.13 09:43:00 -
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hahaha funny post, please provide regular updates.
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.02.13 09:49:00 -
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Veto Member Movies
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Tiidan Soban
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Posted - 2006.02.13 10:04:00 -
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OH MY GOD BATMAN IS TRYING TO REPLACE ROBIN!!!!!!! 
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Commander Nikolas
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Posted - 2006.02.13 11:04:00 -
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Build a large PvP corp get your sec status below -5 then just ask the newer guys to go get stuff for you cause you can't do it yourself ;)
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Zaphod Jones
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Posted - 2006.02.13 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Turiel Demon
To get a sidekick:
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Stage 4: say you've had enough of this and will be leaving the corp, if you've given them enough advice, tips, and general game info, they'll be sorry to see you leave, and then you can offer to take a few of them with you if they want to join you...
Stage 5: hey, we're done, you've got a retinue, exploit your new slaves to your hearts content....
*note to any of [.S7] that read the forums, no this was not my 'plan', I genuinely joined you guys to help, stage 5 is optional heh
So where are our new slaves then Turiel ?
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Suladriel
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Posted - 2006.02.13 12:20:00 -
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Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Seriously though, good luck with the recruiting my lad, remember your roots 
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George Petsch
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Posted - 2006.02.13 12:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kyozoku
I've decided that I've reached the point in my career where I need some sort of sidekick or lacky.
As my sidekick your duties will include tackling for me, making me look good and providing comic relief with your noobish antics.
In exchange I'll train you in the noble art of piracy, take you killing and provide you with t1 equipment when I feel like it.
The requirements are as follows.
noob but not on trial account
here to stay - I don't want to change sidekick every week
fairly active
able to listen and learn
no idiots or bastards
If multiple applicants show promise some kind of free for all or violent treasure hunt will be held for my amusement.
Post here or eve mail me if you're interested.
The Berserker SW-900 Drone perfectly fits your requirements, might have problem at the last two tho...
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