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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2011.11.03 19:05:00 -
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Recently, some amazing information was passed to Gutter Press regarding a Cover-Up at the Arek'Jaalan science collective project!
Disturbing!
There were allegations that legitimate scientific research was being suppressed and not added to the mailing list, possibly as part of a Conspiracy!
Gutter Press managed to get some questions answered by the chief archivist, Morwen Lagann, who revealed much about the inner workings of the mysterious scientific project, which has been the subject of wild speculation in the past regarding the possibility of ancient machines from wormhole space invading and killing us all.
Ms. Lagann revealed that the current volume of legitimate scientific mail is reduced compared to previously, and multiple updates per day are no longer the case at present.
Amazing!
Ms. Lagann also denied overwork was a factor, and that former Luminaire General Julianus Soters plot to corner the synthetic coffee market was not having an effect on the Arek'Jaalan collective.
Fascinating!
However, darker rumours continued to appear, regarding the Mysterious Construction Project that is code-named "Site 1", Ms. Lagann being either unable or unwilling to provide details on the project.
Sinister!
Some people in the Federation have expressed concern at these developments:
"I don't know what they're building, but it worries me", said one Quafe enthusiast. "Particularly after that endorsement of Starsi by that Dr. Tukoss recently. Can you really trust someone who drinks Starsi? I don't think so."
"Building things is generally more constructive than destroying things, which is what most capsuleers seem to do. I don't know", said a junior Federation Senate staff member.
"Who are you, and who let you in here?" said a Federation Navy NCO in Dodixie, adding "I don't care what is going on in Eram." indicating that the Federation Navy is indifferent to these developments.
Gutter Press will continue to bring you stories from across the cluster. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
Viziam
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.11.03 19:13:00 -
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Muck Raker wrote:Recently, some amazing information was passed to Gutter Press regarding a Cover-Up at the Arek'Jaalan science collective project!
Disturbing!
There were allegations that legitimate scientific research was being suppressed and not added to the mailing list, possibly as part of a Conspiracy!
Gutter Press managed to get some questions answered by the chief archivist, Morwen Lagann, who revealed much about the inner workings of the mysterious scientific project, which has been the subject of wild speculation in the past regarding the possibility of ancient machines from wormhole space invading and killing us all.
Ms. Lagann revealed that the current volume of legitimate scientific mail is reduced compared to previously, and multiple updates per day are no longer the case at present.
Amazing!
Ms. Lagann also denied overwork was a factor, and that former Luminaire General Julianus Soters plot to corner the synthetic coffee market was not having an effect on the Arek'Jaalan collective.
Fascinating!
However, darker rumours continued to appear, regarding the Mysterious Construction Project that is code-named "Site 1", Ms. Lagann being either unable or unwilling to provide details on the project.
Sinister!
Some people in the Federation have expressed concern at these developments:
"I don't know what they're building, but it worries me", said one Quafe enthusiast. "Particularly after that endorsement of Starsi by that Dr. Tukoss recently. Can you really trust someone who drinks Starsi? I don't think so."
"Building things is generally more constructive than destroying things, which is what most capsuleers seem to do. I don't know", said a junior Federation Senate staff member.
"Who are you, and who let you in here?" said a Federation Navy NCO in Dodixie, adding "I don't care what is going on in Eram." indicating that the Federation Navy is indifferent to these developments.
Gutter Press will continue to bring you stories from across the cluster.
I suppose a single source story is technically better than a zero source story.
Clearly Gutter Press is improving, and on its way to being a legitimate news source! |
Julianus Soter
Moira.
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Posted - 2011.11.04 03:34:00 -
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Moira. Corporation seeks only to provide high-quality coffee products to the scientists that need them. I would like to thank the FedMart agents who brokered the sales of Synethetic Coffee to the Arek'Jaalan program, via Moira. funds. |
Astrid Stjerna
Teraa Matar
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Posted - 2011.11.04 04:02:00 -
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One of these days, someone should write a truly ludicrous article and see if they could get Gutter Press to publish it.
Something like, 'Rabid turnip turns on gardener'. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.11.04 10:52:00 -
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Gutter articles are ****. |
Jason Galente
mishima ryu
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Posted - 2011.11.04 13:34:00 -
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Tech4 did it better. They actually separated fact from speculation.
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I'm 5particus
REV0LTING
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Posted - 2011.11.12 12:28:00 -
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When attacked the Sleeper are attacked they broadcast pleas for mercy over local channels and the AJ are covering this fact up.
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Jev North
Ghost Festival
Naraka.
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Posted - 2011.11.12 12:51:00 -
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I'm 5particus wrote:
When attacked the Sleeper are attacked they broadcast pleas for mercy over local channels and the AJ are covering this fact up.
They do? They are?!
Bloody scientists, always sucking the fun out of everything. |
Myxx
Atropos Group
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Posted - 2011.11.12 19:40:00 -
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Sockpuppet |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2011.11.16 03:31:00 -
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I have heard that Soter is known to drink too much coffee.
But then so do it.
Try putting a sack of grounds in your pod goo sometimes - it's practically a booster.
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.11.19 03:30:00 -
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Ah, good to see you're back in fine form, Mizz Raker.
Most others in this thread:
Ya know, it's still perfectly possible to be a Big Bad Scawwy Dark-n-Edgy Capsuleer(TM) and to have a sense of humour--at the same time, even! Just sayin... |
Elson Tamar
Lion Investments
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Posted - 2011.11.23 23:49:00 -
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No it isn't |
Jonas Xiamon
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Posted - 2011.12.02 00:55:00 -
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Ahh, another wonderful and informative news article.
Questions, comments, complaints?
Please feel free to reply,
I'll be serving coffee and ice cream soon. |
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