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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 02:24:00 -
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In the tradition of the prior thread in out of pod, we will have an EVE-related bad pun thread.
Mine:
"What do you call an item that lets you build cheese?"
"A BLEUprint!"
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Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
<3 Tachikomas -Eldo
But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler
I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde
You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes
Immy > You All - Imaran
Tachikomas > All ~kieron
POKEMON -eris
Jacques was 'ere
Capsicum still is | Jorauk was, but got hungry and left
Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang |
Dakath
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Posted - 2006.02.18 02:45:00 -
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* Dakath warps away from Dark Shikari, screaming!
A truly aweful pun. The best kind. 
I, for one, welcome our new Jovian Overlords! |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 02:55:00 -
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I think the Banning Implements thread that Hippoking and I did had quite a lot of bad EVE puns...
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler
\o/ ~kieron
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 02:59:00 -
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 Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
I think the Banning Implements thread that Hippoking and I did had quite a lot of bad EVE puns...
So that's what happens when I go away for a week. 
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Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
<3 Tachikomas -Eldo
But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler
I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde
You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes
Immy > You All - Imaran
Tachikomas > All ~kieron
POKEMON -eris
Jacques was 'ere
Capsicum still is | Jorauk was, but got hungry and left
Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 03:07:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
I think the Banning Implements thread that Hippoking and I did had quite a lot of bad EVE puns...
So that's what happens when I go away for a week.
You never saw that one?
And it didn't take us a week...that was 5 hours of nonstop intense forum PVP...I wasted an entire afternoon in that one thread!
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler
\o/ ~kieron
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Arabian Goggle
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Posted - 2006.02.18 05:15:00 -
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Jeez Dark Shikari, do you play EVE or just post on the forums? You have posted in every single thread that I have opened for the past month. 
BTW what the hell is the significance of that blue robot in your signature?
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 05:19:00 -
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Originally by: Arabian Goggle
Jeez Dark Shikari, do you play EVE or just post on the forums? You have posted in every single thread that I have opened for the past month.
Have you not yet grasped the meaning of the phrase "forum whore"?
Originally by: Arabian Goggle
BTW what the hell is the significance of that blue robot in your signature?
Click.
The.
Farking.
Signature.
There's a short video, um, "explaining"... and if you still don't get it there's an entire Wikipedia article on the topic.
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Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
<3 Tachikomas -Eldo
But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler
I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde
You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes
Immy > You All - Imaran
Tachikomas > All ~kieron
POKEMON -eris
Jacques was 'ere
Capsicum still is | Jorauk was, but got hungry and left
Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Naughty, naughty, resize teh sig, as a member of the 23 you should know better! Not to exceed 24000 kbs please :) - Cortes |
Arabian Goggle
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Posted - 2006.02.18 05:34:00 -
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LOL, its a bloody TV show? You made half a dozen signatures about a tv show? 
You are one strange puppy Dark Shikari.
Please.
Stop.
Posting.
In.
Every.
Thread.
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Gonada
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Posted - 2006.02.18 06:00:00 -
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slap some chains on Mickey Mouses gal and what do ya get ?
Minni-matar
/groans
-I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.-
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Arabian Goggle
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Posted - 2006.02.18 19:00:00 -
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Dark Shikari, I appologize about my earlier comments. Was have a BAD day. Sorry if I offended you.
AG
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 19:03:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 18/02/2006 19:03:51
Originally by: Arabian Goggle
Dark Shikari, I appologize about my earlier comments. Was have a BAD day. Sorry if I offended you.
I don't even remember what your original comments were... all I remember are posts disappearing mysteriously
P.S. I don't get offended easily, generally. I take apologies. One has to have a thick skin on these boards
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Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
<3 Tachikomas -Eldo
But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler
I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde
You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes
Immy > You All - Imaran
Tachikomas > All ~kieron
POKEMON -eris
Jacques was 'ere
Capsicum still is | Jorauk was, but got hungry and left
Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Limited to 4 posts per day - Cortes |
Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2006.02.18 19:33:00 -
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Dark Shikari.
Why? WHY? WHY?
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God-King of Genitalia |
Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2006.02.18 19:49:00 -
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A Brutor friend of mine and I were recently shopping around one of the Pleasure Hubs in Gallente space. Apparantly, he was looking for a new evening dress for his wife.
After trawling through dozens of shops and with me getting more and more impatient, he eventually found the perfect one for her. However, as he was going to pay for it, I pointed out a rather unsightly stain on it. As we had been shopping for hours and there were no other similar dresses on the rack, we checked it in more detail and found that someone had crushed a small plum inside the garment. He decided he'd had enough. He stormed up to the checkouts placed the dress on it and demanded a 40% discount from the retail price.
The cashier, naturally a little perplexed at having a large angry Brutor wanting women's clothes at a bargain price, asked him what was wrong with it.
"I'll tell you what de matter is," he replied...
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It's de damson in dis dress!"
~Free production, refining and POS resouces site~ |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Hawkes
It's de damson in dis dress!"
I don't get it... I'm probably not thinking and completely missing it.
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Proud member of the [23].
The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
<3 Tachikomas -Eldo
But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler
I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde
You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes
Immy > You All - Imaran
Tachikomas > All ~kieron
POKEMON -eris
Jacques was 'ere
Capsicum still is | Jorauk was, but got hungry and left
Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Limited to 4 posts per day - Cortes |
Capsicum
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Posted - 2006.02.18 19:59:00 -
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A Damson is a small plum like fruit, popular with the Victorians :)
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Kyguard
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Posted - 2006.02.18 20:00:00 -
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Good EVEning
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Join LFC, become someone, become family. |
Capsicum
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Posted - 2006.02.18 20:06:00 -
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EVE, the only game where mining isn't 'Boring'
*shuffle*
/me gets her coat.
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Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2006.02.18 20:10:00 -
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I heard recently that Eris Discordia had a bit of bother when she got her pink Dreadnaught repainted. Apparantly, due to a shortage of pink paint, the slaves in the station had to use dark red instead. On leaving the station, she then found that she was unable to leave Amarr space.
It turns out she had been marooned....
~Free production, refining and POS resouces site~ |
Capsicum
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Posted - 2006.02.18 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: Jon Hawkes
I heard recently that Eris Discordia had a bit of bother when she got her pink Dreadnaught repainted. Apparantly, due to a shortage of pink paint, the slaves in the station had to use dark red instead. On leaving the station, she then found that she was unable to leave Amarr space.
It turns out she had been marooned....
/me Bans Jon Hawkes ....
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.18 23:08:00 -
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This thread is terrible...but I have to admit, it IS making me laugh. Damson in distress indeed!
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler
\o/ ~kieron
[\"] -Capsicum
<3 -eris
you wanted colours
now you have them :) -eris..again
Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang
Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? *clickety* Oveur |
Sarai Atvar
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Posted - 2006.02.18 23:29:00 -
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Did you hear about the two dreads that collided?
It was a real dreadknot to get them untangled.
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Bl4zer: These are the Eve forums. We don't let facts get in the way of pointless speculation. |
Extar
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Posted - 2006.02.19 00:13:00 -
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A chemist tells his boss "sir the reaction is not working.
Boss says "you idiot add a catalyst "
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.19 02:33:00 -
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Originally by: Extar
A chemist tells his boss "sir the reaction is not working.
Boss says "you idiot add a catalyst"
That's not really a pun. In a pun, BOTH meanings of the word are relevant in the context of the statement.
This would be a pun...
"Hmm, I've been working on my formula...(T1 frigate) + (?) = (dead frigate). But I can't make it work!"
"I see the problem...the reaction needs a catalyst!"
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler
\o/ ~kieron
[\"] -Capsicum
<3 -eris
you wanted colours
now you have them :) -eris..again
Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang
Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? *clickety* Oveur |
Kitarn Altari
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Posted - 2006.02.19 02:48:00 -
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I think I'm starting to bleed internally....
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.19 03:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kitarn Altari
I think I'm starting to bleed internally....
Hmm, I don't get it, is that something to do with the Blood patch? Shikari, Capsicum, maybe you can explain this one to me? 
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler
\o/ ~kieron
[\"] -Capsicum
<3 -eris
you wanted colours
now you have them :) -eris..again
Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang
Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? *clickety* Oveur |
Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.02.19 03:01:00 -
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Originally by: Kitarn Altari
I think I'm starting to bleed internally....
I'll take the internal bleeding and raise you my gouged out eyes
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Tsavong Lah
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Posted - 2006.02.19 03:11:00 -
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worker to boss: sorry i'm late for work there was a ganker gatecamp
boss: what a load of BS!!!! 
**trombone**
**cymbal**
Death is the loss of hope, everything else is merely despair.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.02.19 03:12:00 -
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Originally by: Deja Thoris
Originally by: Kitarn Altari
I think I'm starting to bleed internally....
I'll take the internal bleeding and raise you my gouged out eyes
Did you put Cadbury cream eggs in the sockets?
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler
\o/ ~kieron
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.02.19 03:50:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Deja Thoris
Originally by: Kitarn Altari
I think I'm starting to bleed internally....
I'll take the internal bleeding and raise you my gouged out eyes
Did you put Cadbury cream eggs in the sockets?
With 12 points for manliness up for grabs, how could I not?
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Azuriel Talloth
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Posted - 2006.02.19 03:53:00 -
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Originally by: Capsicum
EVE, the only game where mining isn't 'Boring'
*shuffle*
/me gets her coat.
Against me better judgement, this actually made me laugh 
Now I'm depressed 
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