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Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2767
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Posted - 2013.11.26 17:31:00 -
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We are the Terrorists, The Sharks, The Apex Predators in the vast Oceans of Your Space.What We Do: *Alliance KB to be Added Soon.tm War Decs Terrorize Targets Assisting with Wars (Ally)Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. References Early into my still new eve career, kane is the first player iv read about and learned to fear. Seriously, it sounds like a worth while investment to hire him NOT to shoot you =P Anyways, free bump for the awesome.
-Nayo
If you're going to hire a single dude for something this is probably the best single dude for it.
-Vimsy People should pay Kane on the off chance that it might reduce the chance of ending up on his menu. Also a bump for a great guy who I've had the honor of flying with a couple of times.
-Jake [center] Possibly one of the most Dangerous guys in high sec.... When you have this guy on you don't even think about taking him on one on one or you will end up wondering what just happened. I fully endorse this guy hes a one man wrecking machine.
-Eva "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Kamiko Nomura
Negative Reinforcement
4
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Posted - 2013.11.26 17:46:00 -
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The most efficient hunter I ever had the pleasure of flying with. Well worth the money. |

Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
123
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Posted - 2013.11.26 17:48:00 -
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Cannibal Kane is one of the best. I support this product / service. |

0mez
Republic University Minmatar Republic
12
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Posted - 2013.11.26 19:42:00 -
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Just in case anyone is interested Lord Kelemvor is Kanes scanner / fleet armor bonus character. We all knew that already, he never flies alone or does true solo kills. Just thought I'd throw that out there :) |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2772
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Posted - 2013.11.26 20:01:00 -
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0mez wrote:Just in case anyone is interested Lord Kelemvor is Kanes scanner / fleet armor bonus character. We all knew that already, he never flies alone or does true solo kills. Just thought I'd throw that out there :)
There is one targets alts that lost a ship.
Another Happy customer. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

0mez
Republic University Minmatar Republic
12
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Posted - 2013.11.26 20:02:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:0mez wrote:Just in case anyone is interested Lord Kelemvor is Kanes scanner / fleet armor bonus character. We all knew that already, he never flies alone or does true solo kills. Just thought I'd throw that out there :) There is one targets alts that lost a ship. Another Happy customer.
Love you Kane <3 |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2772
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Posted - 2013.11.26 20:54:00 -
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0mez wrote:
Love you Kane <3
AAii...
But I do find it a bit below the belt that you would come to spoil my thread by exposing my covert ops scout. Alot of people know who it is, it really is no secret and it is not hard to spot an alt of a person either.
So please keep the trolling out of my thread and edit your post, I don't care what you do with your alt in other people threads. However it seems it has become the norm on these forum for somebody who is to scared to post with their main use their alt to cause crap. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Shederov Blood
Wrecketeers
591
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Posted - 2013.11.26 23:39:00 -
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YOU ATE CHRIBBA!
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Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2775
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Posted - 2013.11.27 05:51:00 -
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Shederov Blood wrote: YOU ATE CHRIBBA!
I wanted to represent what I do via a banner.
I eat Carebears.. and who the biggest Carebear of them all? Chribba. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
123
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Posted - 2013.11.27 06:25:00 -
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Love the banner. Need some pilots in that alliance mate? |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
10127
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Posted - 2013.11.27 08:11:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Shederov Blood wrote: YOU ATE CHRIBBA! I wanted to represent what I do via a banner. I eat Carebears.. and who the biggest Carebear of them all? Chribba. Confirming I'm fat as...
/c
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Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2776
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Posted - 2013.11.27 08:50:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Shederov Blood wrote: YOU ATE CHRIBBA! I wanted to represent what I do via a banner. I eat Carebears.. and who the biggest Carebear of them all? Chribba. Confirming I'm fat as... /c
haha...
Thanks for that Chribba...
Adding the Veldspar TAT was the best way to represent the eating of CareBears. I still want you to give me a Corpse though. It would so sexy next my own and Psychotic Monks corpse. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Jake Patton
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
51
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Posted - 2013.11.27 13:08:00 -
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Now that Kane is a sanctioned merc, there is no reason not to hire him. |

Solstice Project
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
4753
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Posted - 2013.11.27 14:13:00 -
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Hail to the Kane, baby!! |

Zarek Moesia
University of Caille Gallente Federation
15
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Posted - 2013.11.27 14:21:00 -
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+2, though I find it hard to negotiate with terrorists, all that aside he does a wonderful job and he's easy to talk with besides the cannibalistic tendencies ;) |

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
918
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Posted - 2013.11.27 14:57:00 -
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Yes he Can nibal!!!
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
592

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Posted - 2013.11.27 19:07:00 -
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I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them.
The rules: 5. Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.
26. Off-topic posting is prohibited.
Off-topic posting is permitted within reason, as sometimes a single comment may color or lighten the tone of discussion. However, excessive posting of off-topic remarks in an attempt to derail a thread may result in the thread being locked, or a forum warning being issued. ISD Ezwal Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2786
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Posted - 2013.11.27 19:49:00 -
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\o/ Thank You ISD "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Jove Death
The Jovian Navy
206
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Posted - 2013.11.27 20:44:00 -
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AAAhhh the golden mane is back. I hope you blew up the stylist who did your last hairdo 
Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek
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Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2789
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Posted - 2013.11.28 04:00:00 -
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Remember People...
Once a Surrender is accepted your still at war for 24 hours.
There is nothing like waking up in your targets system.... see a hulk undock with you and then warping to the belt he warped to where another hulk and an Orca await the bellowing guns of a Vindicator.
Now for some coffee and of to Work. What a good start to a day. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
2706
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Posted - 2013.11.28 04:07:00 -
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I first met Kane when he decced my corp. We didn't stand a chance but had fun trying to outwit him. Nowadays, I just give him ships to continue his good work. I fully vouch for the effectiveness of Cannibal Kane. He could double his prices, and it would still be a bargain. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |

xxBLACK SKULLxx 929
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS CODE.
32
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Posted - 2013.11.28 04:10:00 -
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Best Carebear Killer product on the market.
Black 929 |

Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1579
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Posted - 2013.11.28 04:11:00 -
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Cannibal Kane is an outstanding human being and is *very* effective. Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2805
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Posted - 2013.11.28 18:31:00 -
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Ransoms Received Ships Popped Hate Mails Forums Alts Crying
It is a good start so far. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
415
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Posted - 2013.11.29 11:40:00 -
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Kane ate one of my cats once.
To be honest, it was a really mean cat. |

Zedrik Cayne
Stay Frosty.
196
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Posted - 2013.11.29 13:45:00 -
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For those times when you just want someone abjectly crushed. Their will to continue piloting and run missions or mine or haul broken. This is the man you call. You are the internet equivalent of a Mars bar filled with stupid. |

Kalel Nimrott
Sky Fighters
429
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Posted - 2013.11.29 15:05:00 -
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The hair is there, but what did you do to the chest?!?!? |

Faceless Parmala
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
9
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Posted - 2013.12.04 03:30:00 -
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So your leaving the game or whats up? |

Morgorathi
Unironically Bad Silver Dragonz
13
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Posted - 2013.12.04 04:17:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Shederov Blood wrote: YOU ATE CHRIBBA! I wanted to represent what I do via a banner. I eat Carebears.. and who the biggest Carebear of them all? Chribba.
If you're a cannibal and Chribba is a carebear.. doesn't that make you a carebear as well Kane? |

Cannibal Kane
Viziam Amarr Empire
2820
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Posted - 2013.12.04 05:07:00 -
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Morgorathi wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:Shederov Blood wrote: YOU ATE CHRIBBA! I wanted to represent what I do via a banner. I eat Carebears.. and who the biggest Carebear of them all? Chribba. If you're a cannibal and Chribba is a carebear.. doesn't that make you a carebear as well Kane?
I am what I eat. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Jove Death
The Jovian Navy
237
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Posted - 2013.12.04 13:29:00 -
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Ok why are you selling your char aswell?
First solstice now you. WTF is going on Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek
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Cannibal Kane
Viziam Amarr Empire
2821
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Posted - 2013.12.04 13:36:00 -
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Need ISK.
Will rather sell char and start a new character with a lot of isk. Rather then forcing people to give me isk so I can keep doing what Im doing.
With Assets from Kane and lets say 25Bill from sale my new char will sit pretty at around 40 Bill. Isk is something I then do not have to worry about for a very... very long time.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Omar Alharazaad
ZomCom
140
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Posted - 2013.12.04 13:49:00 -
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I kinda like the Chribba - Kane juxtaposition, kind of the polar opposites of hisec life. Your choice good sir. Nothing but respect, but New Eden hisec will feel... lessened by the loss of it's resident boogeyman. I do hope that with your new iteration you'll continue to keep things lively. |

Good Posting
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
50
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Posted - 2013.12.04 13:59:00 -
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To make ISK isn't a problem in this game and you are a good influence to other pilots that want to give a try to play this game alone, without the need of a crap corp or the company of idiots and drama queens in comms.
Good luck Kane.
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
420
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Posted - 2013.12.04 15:57:00 -
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*is sad hamster* |

Ifly Uwalk
Empire Tax Collection Agency
1050
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Posted - 2013.12.04 16:12:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Will rather sell char After my last ban I vowed to never poast here again, but... . . .
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Omega Crendraven
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
101
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Posted - 2013.12.04 16:39:00 -
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lel, hisec warlerds
huehuheuehue "Get fed, or die farming"-á "Better isk on wallet, than LP on ma' Journal" - Unknow LP farmer.
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Ria Nieyli
2
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Posted - 2013.12.04 17:33:00 -
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So, Kane's next character is going to be unkown for a while? Some people will be in for a nasty suprise in the near future. |

Trudh ThorsDottir
State War Academy Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2013.12.05 12:05:00 -
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And i just hoped for finding someone to burn my ISK and ruin the day of some carebears while i'm shipped of with the Navy, since i won't have them getting arround HiSec feeling all safe when logged for some weeks -.- I am sad indeed now. |

Cannibal Kane
Viziam Amarr Empire
2828
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Posted - 2013.12.05 16:25:00 -
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This Community is ******* Awesome.
__________________________________________________________ Kane From: ********* Sent: 2013.12.05 16:10 To: Cannibal Kane,
Hey Kane,
Posting from alt but I have been a big fan.
I dont like the fact that you want to sell you toon and use a new char with the isk just to keep doing what you do.
I have send you 20bil so that you dont need to sell your toon. Keep doing what you.
____________________________________________________________
With that ISK I can keep declaring wars with impunity. However I should maybe really look at a more stable income.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Vayeate Marquise
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
18
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Posted - 2013.12.05 17:44:00 -
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You should dec all the try hard wanna be merc corps out there and make them pay for your habit.  Problem? ~.~ |

Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
127
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Posted - 2013.12.06 06:58:00 -
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I remember the day he helped me fit my first proteus.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
655
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Posted - 2013.12.06 09:09:00 -
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Thats one nice guy Kane..... with that amount you could keep things running for a while  You either love us or we hate you. |

Zol Interbottom
Theft and Taxes
182
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Posted - 2013.12.06 12:25:00 -
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I think he might actually hold the record of fastest time to drop a corp Stupid forum posts become my MS-Paint art, send me some stupid posts if you see them |

Cannibal Kane
Support for War
2836
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Posted - 2013.12.06 14:10:00 -
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Zol Interbottom wrote:I think he might actually hold the record of fastest time to drop a corp
What you on about?
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Zol Interbottom
Theft and Taxes
183
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Posted - 2013.12.08 04:54:00 -
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You were in Kane's Empire for all of 6 minutes before you closed it and went back to a NPC corp Stupid forum posts become my MS-Paint art, send me some stupid posts if you see them |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2869
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Posted - 2013.12.20 19:09:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:We are the Terrorists, The Sharks, The Apex Predators in the vast Oceans of Your Space.What We Do: War Decs Terrorize Targets Assisting with Wars (Ally)Price: *Can be negotiated.
*depending on targets we may only ask for the cost of declaring war. Contact Details: Contact Cannibal Kane for any question or for more information. Public Channel: FancyPony References Early into my still new eve career, kane is the first player iv read about and learned to fear. Seriously, it sounds like a worth while investment to hire him NOT to shoot you =P
-Nayo
If you're going to hire a single dude for something this is probably the best single dude for it.
-Vimsy People should pay Kane on the off chance that it might reduce the chance of ending up on his menu. Also a bump for a great guy who I've had the honor of flying with a couple of times.
-Jake Possibly one of the most Dangerous guys in high sec.... When you have this guy on you don't even think about taking him on one on one or you will end up wondering what just happened. I fully endorse this guy hes a one man wrecking machine.
-Eva
BUMP
Got 2 contracts running. Campaign is on the KB "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
450
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Posted - 2013.12.21 12:06:00 -
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Awwwwww yeah.
Sexy time.
*grabs popcorn and watched the funs* Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
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Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2869
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Posted - 2013.12.23 04:42:00 -
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2 Campaigns completed. Both goals of doing above 500mil Damage achieved.
Now just busy with personal wars from my list until I get paid for more stuff. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Cannibal Kane
Viziam Amarr Empire
2871
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Posted - 2013.12.23 17:21:00 -
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Now I have to wait 7 days to get back in to corp.
Left to quickly help some EVE friends kill a Tengu... Ended up being safaried myself after joining the corp and warping in to assist.
Good job on the setup I say. Just made sure I got my golden pod of there asap.
Lost an Ashimmu fitted just to nuet and cap itself. "I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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