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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:00:00 -
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This huge motherfucking moth just entered my office, crashing through the window.. flying everywhere.. banging its huge wings against my head trying to scare the bejezus out of me and just flying as fast and as erratically as it possible can..
I ran out of the room in terror, and with cold sweat running down my spine. Shut the door close on my way out, only to hear a loud bang and then a loud thump as the ceiling fan cut the abobination in half, and it crashed down into a cardboard box.
Only now i'm trying to figure out why the hell was i so scared.. Can these things even hurt people? Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:02:00 -
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btw it was ******* huge man..16'' wingspan.
Bigger than most bats i've seen. Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
202
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:03:00 -
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they're harmless seriously. just dont lick thier dust. |
Handsome Hussein
90
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:05:00 -
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If you see a couple of tiny women in strange outfits, just GTFO as fast as you can, man. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine. |
KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
43
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:05:00 -
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It may be the massive amount of alcohol in my system, but this was ****ing funny. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
101
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:07:00 -
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Yes, they are terribly dangerous and you should call the emergency services immediately!
Also; stop drinking.
Semi-related picture CSM do you think? No matter the changes, high sec people chose the safests. Lots of stick and they will leave. Half the problem is the players in null sec; we do not want to be there with you. |
Selinate
79
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:07:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:btw it was ******* huge man..16'' wingspan.
Bigger than most bats i've seen.
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If it was that big, then it was a record breaker. The largest is roughly a 1 foot wing span in southeast Asia and New Zealand.... |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
200
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:08:00 -
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Handsome ******* wrote:If you see a couple of tiny women in strange outfits, just GTFO as fast as you can, man.
Moth Uuu raaaa ha! Moth Uuu raaaa Moth Uuu raaaa ha! Moth Uuu raaaaaaaaaa To kill the enemy and break their toys!
It's not so much a mission statement,-áit's more like a family motto. |
non judgement
Without Fear Flying Burning Ships Alliance
140
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:10:00 -
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Should try eating them. Native Australians eat moths. Nice big fat ones. They usually cook them first I think. BBQ moth! Yummmmmm! |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
135
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:10:00 -
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That was only the first of many more to come. As it was flying around, it secreted pheromones to attract more of its kind.
What you need to do is sleep under a mosquito because when they do amass, and they will, they will land on any warm-blooded and suck blood and other fluids with their almost inch long proboscis. I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:11:00 -
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Selinate wrote:Renan Ruivo wrote:btw it was ******* huge man..16'' wingspan.
Bigger than most bats i've seen. ..... If it was that big, then it was a record breaker. The largest is roughly a 1 foot wing span in southeast Asia and New Zealand....
Did i told you i live in Brazil Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:13:00 -
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Alpheias wrote:That was only the first of many more to come. As it was flying around, it secreted pheromones to attract more of its kind.
What you need to do is sleep under a mosquito because when they do amass, and they will, they will land on any warm-blooded and suck blood and other fluids with their almost inch long proboscis.
It was a moth, not mosquitoes. I already keep mosquitoes far from me with mosquito coils.
Also, afaik moths only behave this erratically when they are about to die anyway. I just ******* HATE that they always seem to choose spooking the manlihood out of me before they die.
I mean its like its a final goal in their lives or somethin.... Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
101
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:14:00 -
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(Moths gain their direction from the moon. Our artificial lights confuse and attract them) CSM do you think? No matter the changes, high sec people chose the safests. Lots of stick and they will leave. Half the problem is the players in null sec; we do not want to be there with you. |
Dalloway Jones
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
55
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:17:00 -
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Did you know that many moths do not even have mouths!!??
Their only purpose at that stage in their lives is to mate and then they die. No mouth is needed. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:18:00 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:(Moths gain their direction from the moon. Our artificial lights confuse and attract them)
I'm black. Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
136
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:19:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:Alpheias wrote:That was only the first of many more to come. As it was flying around, it secreted pheromones to attract more of its kind.
What you need to do is sleep under a mosquito because when they do amass, and they will, they will land on any warm-blooded and suck blood and other fluids with their almost inch long proboscis. It was a moth, not mosquitoes. I already keep mosquitoes far from me with mosquito coils. Also, afaik moths only behave this erratically when they are about to die anyway. I just ******* HATE that they always seem to choose spooking the manlihood out of me before they die. I mean its like its a final goal in their lives or somethin....
Wait... there is manliness in you? I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Jenshae Chiroptera
101
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:19:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote: I'm black.
Explains why they want to mate with your ears. CSM do you think? No matter the changes, high sec people chose the safests. Lots of stick and they will leave. Half the problem is the players in null sec; we do not want to be there with you. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:20:00 -
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Alpheias wrote:Renan Ruivo wrote:Alpheias wrote:That was only the first of many more to come. As it was flying around, it secreted pheromones to attract more of its kind.
What you need to do is sleep under a mosquito because when they do amass, and they will, they will land on any warm-blooded and suck blood and other fluids with their almost inch long proboscis. It was a moth, not mosquitoes. I already keep mosquitoes far from me with mosquito coils. Also, afaik moths only behave this erratically when they are about to die anyway. I just ******* HATE that they always seem to choose spooking the manlihood out of me before they die. I mean its like its a final goal in their lives or somethin.... Wait... there is manliness in you?
No. Its all over my pants. Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
136
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:22:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:Alpheias wrote:Renan Ruivo wrote:Alpheias wrote:That was only the first of many more to come. As it was flying around, it secreted pheromones to attract more of its kind.
What you need to do is sleep under a mosquito because when they do amass, and they will, they will land on any warm-blooded and suck blood and other fluids with their almost inch long proboscis. It was a moth, not mosquitoes. I already keep mosquitoes far from me with mosquito coils. Also, afaik moths only behave this erratically when they are about to die anyway. I just ******* HATE that they always seem to choose spooking the manlihood out of me before they die. I mean its like its a final goal in their lives or somethin.... Wait... there is manliness in you? No. Its all over my pants.
Then your pants are manly indeed. Unlike you, howling like a sissy over a moth.. I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
200
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:26:00 -
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Dalloway Jones wrote:Did you know that many moths do not even have mouths!!??
Their only purpose at that stage in their lives is to mate and then they die. No mouth is needed.
Ye gods, no mouth action? No wonder they want to die.
To kill the enemy and break their toys!
It's not so much a mission statement,-áit's more like a family motto. |
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:28:00 -
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Alpheias wrote:Renan Ruivo wrote:Alpheias wrote:
Wait... there is manliness in you?
No. Its all over my pants. Then your pants are manly indeed. Unlike you, howling like a sissy over a moth..
You say that because you have yet to know about my reaction to huge centipedes of doom and destruction from hell.
Now those.. i know all about their sting.
It hurts. Bad Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Dalloway Jones
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
57
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:31:00 -
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Yup. I think it is common in other types of insects as well. They do all their eating when they are in larvae or grub stage of their lives and when they metamorphosis into adult form they just mate and then die a short time later so they don't need to eat.
The big moth that attacked the OP might have been a Luna Moth and I know they definitely don't have mouths. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
102
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:31:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote: You say that because you have yet to know about my reaction to huge centipedes of doom and destruction from hell.
Oh, you don't know fear until the ducks are out to get you! CSM do you think? No matter the changes, high sec people chose the safests. Lots of stick and they will leave. Half the problem is the players in null sec; we do not want to be there with you. |
Handsome Hussein
92
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:31:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:You say that because you have yet to know about my reaction to huge centipedes of doom and destruction from hell.
Now those.. i know all about their sting.
It hurts. Bad I'm glad I moved the the northern hemisphere where we don't have over-sized arthropods and ****. Guam was bad enough as a kid... Leaves only the fresh scent of pine. |
Tear Miner
Republic University Minmatar Republic
16
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:31:00 -
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I seriously think you just make useless posts to have your alt army give you more likes.
WTF is this doing in the Eve-O general discussion? Don't we have an off topic forum for these kinds of threads? Oh wait, you don't get as much attention in the Off Topic forum as GD. I see what you did there. |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
200
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:31:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:Alpheias wrote:Renan Ruivo wrote:Alpheias wrote:
Wait... there is manliness in you?
No. Its all over my pants. Then your pants are manly indeed. Unlike you, howling like a sissy over a moth.. You say that because you have yet to know about my reaction to huge centipedes of doom and destruction from hell. Now those.. i know all about their sting. It hurts. Bad
I think that brings us back to comments about your face.
The circle is now complete. To kill the enemy and break their toys!
It's not so much a mission statement,-áit's more like a family motto. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
272
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:35:00 -
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Tear Miner wrote:I seriously think you just make useless posts to have your alt army give you more likes.
WTF is this doing in the Eve-O general discussion? Don't we have an off topic forum for these kinds of threads? Oh wait, you don't get as much attention in the Off Topic forum as GD. I see what you did there.
Aren't you past bed time, little jimmy? GD is a whole different place past midnight.. You obvioulsy don't belong.
Besides i only got one like from this thread.. i couldn't care less about likes.
Dont you like me! I forbid you! Rated ARG for Pirates. **** you. |
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
221
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:38:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:Only now i'm trying to figure out why the hell was i so scared.. Can these things even hurt people?
Hm.. Don't know about moths but I hear bees can. F&ID: Skill Training, Agent Finder What is CCP Guard gonna do with that grenade? |
Handsome Hussein
93
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:39:00 -
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Nyio wrote:Renan Ruivo wrote:Only now i'm trying to figure out why the hell was i so scared.. Can these things even hurt people? Hm.. Don't know about moths but I hear bees can. Bees don't come busting into your **** like the LAPD SWAT team in the middle of the night, though. Moths are well-known for that. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine. |
Tear Miner
Republic University Minmatar Republic
16
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Posted - 2011.11.05 05:40:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:Tear Miner wrote:I seriously think you just make useless posts to have your alt army give you more likes.
WTF is this doing in the Eve-O general discussion? Don't we have an off topic forum for these kinds of threads? Oh wait, you don't get as much attention in the Off Topic forum as GD. I see what you did there. Aren't you past bed time, little jimmy? GD is a whole different place past midnight.. You obvioulsy don't belong. Besides i only got one like from this thread.. i couldn't care less about likes. Dont you like me! I forbid you!
Bottom feeder null sec pubbie telling me about GD. Haha |
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