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The Anointed
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Posted - 2006.02.27 19:12:00 -
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Kr0m have decided to open its doors to new recruits. All those that wish to apply must meet all or some of the following requirements;
 Candidates must have had previous circus experience and be no taller than 5ft. Ideal candidates will also be formed in a strange ratio of waist to leg length.
Be both female and possess a large amount of facial hair, whilst being able to play eve from within a cage.
Be able to juggle large blunt or sharp objects while singing 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts' over ventrillo
Posess at least 17,569,423 skill points, or an insane amount of skill in your chosen area.
Be self sufficient, which shouldnt be hard unless you squandered all your circus earnings on women who are loose with their morals.
Feel Free to leave your kind comments about our lovely corp and individuals you may have come into contact with, and convo/mail me in game if you would like to discuss our 'special' openings.
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Max Flame
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Posted - 2006.02.27 19:16:00 -
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Chuck norris does not go hunting, that would imply some sort of failure, he goes killing
I like to kill people
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Evil Edna
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Posted - 2006.02.27 22:18:00 -
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this is a fantastic oppertunity for the vertically challenged amongst you
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Benglada
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Posted - 2006.02.28 01:34:00 -
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"And Jesus said, LET THERE BE KR0M, And it was good."and it was.
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 Originally by: Wrangler
Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote.. 
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The Anointed
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Posted - 2006.02.28 11:03:00 -
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Edited by: The Anointed on 28/02/2006 12:45:59
As if this recruitment could get any better, we are now offering a free monkey bike to the next 5 applicants.
Why delay?
Kr0m's Recruiting |
Lord Spidey
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Posted - 2006.03.02 19:09:00 -
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HI, I WANT TO JOIN!!!
bunnyboo/xod i still need 40 billion
kthnxbye
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DenBrown
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Posted - 2006.10.08 09:55:00 -
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READ THIS!
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DenBrown
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Posted - 2006.10.08 09:57:00 -
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READ THIS!
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Drakesh
Caldari
The Otter Pop Foundation
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Posted - 2006.10.08 13:45:00 -
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There is a guy at work who I know that meets most of the requirements (except he doesn't play Eve) so I will pass on the message.
Originally by: The Anointed
Candidates must have had previous circus experience and be no taller than 5ft. Ideal candidates will also be formed in a strange ratio of waist to leg length.
Height is definately a match, (think Willow) and looks like the Childcatcher - bonus points?
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Be both female and possess a large amount of facial hair, whilst being able to play eve from within a cage.
Whilst not female, we have never received proof he is male either (so far so good).
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Posess at least 17,569,423 skill points, or an insane amount of skill in your chosen area.
Has no skillpoints (doesn't play eve) but is very skilled at being short and wearing combat boots.
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Lysanter
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Posted - 2006.10.09 14:41:00 -
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NEW INFO ABOUT EVE!!!!
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Stop Scams
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Posted - 2006.10.09 16:30:00 -
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SITE ABOUT EVE! VISIT NOW!!!!
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