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Jythier Smith
WATERSHIP HOLDINGS
Harmonic Convergence
201
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Posted - 2013.12.02 19:43:00 -
[31] - Quote
A deer, a rabbit, and a quail walk up to a goon squad recruitment officer. The deer says, "We'd like to join the goons." The Goon says, "I'm sorry, we don't recruit in game." |
Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations
Surely You're Joking
2044
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Posted - 2013.12.02 19:57:00 -
[32] - Quote
Ivan Krividus wrote:fatzy pillow wrote:EVE trailers - if that's what made you sign up. LOL Op said to keep it revenant. This joke is irrevenant, you vagabond.
*relevant. *irrelevant.
One day, when the carebears have their way with CCP and the single-shard dream is no more, creating an account will give you this option first.
Please select your EVE level of difficulty:
Hard
Medium
Easy
Caldari
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1956
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Posted - 2013.12.02 20:36:00 -
[33] - Quote
Man who fly Incursus in Curse and meet pirates in Curses might... swear.
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Sul Glass
Iron Crown
16
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Posted - 2013.12.02 20:51:00 -
[34] - Quote
Deep in fleet battle Logi Pilot says to FC:
"Hey FC I just done a stinky silent fart, what should I do?"
FC says "Next time key your mike off." |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
2637
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Posted - 2013.12.02 21:19:00 -
[35] - Quote
A notorious Jita scammer is in his deathbed, slipping in and out of consciousness, when sudenly he awakes and asks the nurse by the bed:
"My... wife... Is she here?"
"Yes, sir, your wife is here"
"My children! Are they here?"
"Yes, mister, your children are here too"
"And my siblings, have they come too?"
"Yes sir, your siblings, and your nephews and everyone you love, they all have gathered here to show you their love"
"Bollocks! If they all are here, then who the fu** is spamming Jita local!?!?"
The Greater Fool Bar is now open for business, 24/7. Come and have drinks and fun somewhere between RL and New Eden! |
Solops Crendraven
Solops Mining
11
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Posted - 2013.12.02 21:24:00 -
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warning! Heres a dirty one
Why did the raven jump the stargate? to get to the otherside.
why did she go to the otherside? to warp to Jita.
why did she warp to jita? To go to the captain's quarters.
why did she go to the captain's quarters? because thats where all the Cocks hang out.
warning! Spoiler! And for the Mentally impaired if they dont know what a **** is heres the definition ****
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Lilliana Stelles
978
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Posted - 2013.12.02 22:01:00 -
[37] - Quote
Minmatar ships are never Destroyed, just turned into smaller Minmatar ships
Not a forum alt.-á |
Solops Crendraven
Solops Mining
11
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Posted - 2013.12.02 22:06:00 -
[38] - Quote
Heres another dirty one
Three notorious scammers go to an exotic strip club in some undisclosed location in null sec
One pilot pulls out a 1billion isk bill, licks it and sticks it on a stripper's left butt cheek.
Not to be outdone, the second pilot pulls out a 10 billion isk bill, licks it and sticks it to her right butt cheek.
The third pilot pulls out his Plex card, swipes it down her crack, grabs the 11 billion isk warps out and goes home. |
Jythier Smith
WATERSHIP HOLDINGS
Harmonic Convergence
204
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Posted - 2013.12.03 03:22:00 -
[39] - Quote
Might get in trouble for this...
The CCPs were playing poker.
The hand finished and they were turning their cards.
"I've got a full house," said Fozzie, and reached for the money.
"Not so fast," said Guard. "I've got four of a kind," he said, reaching for the money.
"Not so fast," said Mintchip. "I've got a pair." |
Savnire Jacitu
FRONTLiNE GRP.
213
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Posted - 2013.12.03 04:10:00 -
[40] - Quote
EVE never dies.
<corrupt> |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
660
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Posted - 2013.12.03 04:13:00 -
[41] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Man who fly Incursus in Curse and meet pirates in Curses might... swear. Man who fly Burst alongside Incursus and meet incursionists in Curse might... pop.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
516
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Posted - 2013.12.03 04:25:00 -
[42] - Quote
CCP Mintchip grows tired of the jokes at her expense.
Deciding to end it all, she phones John Ringo for the rights to a certain ship that will replace the SOE battleship.
After this the name CCP Mintchip is as feared as Atilla, Grunkhurth and Scott the salesman. |
Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
811
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Posted - 2013.12.03 16:48:00 -
[43] - Quote
It's not really a joke... but the last time I witnessed a car accident, someone yelled "GET THE POD!"
So, I, of course shouted "GOING FOR POINT!"
We now meet up for beers, every Saturday night, and laugh about the dumb crap that happens in-game.
That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right... |
Hythlodaus
Either Wild Beasts or Gods
5
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Posted - 2013.12.03 17:28:00 -
[44] - Quote
Jarod Garamonde wrote:It's not really a joke... but the last time I witnessed a car accident, someone yelled "GET THE POD!"
So, I, of course shouted "GOING FOR POINT!"
We now meet up for beers, every Saturday night, and laugh about the dumb crap that happens in-game.
excellent |
M1k3y Koontz
thorn project
Surely You're Joking
423
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Posted - 2013.12.04 00:02:00 -
[45] - Quote
Yo mamma so fat that a Phoenix hits her for full damage when she's fully aligned...
How much herp could a herp derp derp if a herp derp could herp derp. |
Sean Apollo
Rokh You like a Hurricane
Nomads.
12
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Posted - 2013.12.04 00:49:00 -
[46] - Quote
You know your too into eve when you get in a car accident and get out of your car and run for your life screaming "Not my pod!" |
Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations
Surely You're Joking
2056
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Posted - 2013.12.04 00:59:00 -
[47] - Quote
This dog's got some serious transversal going on....
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Ivan Krividus
Straightedge and Compass Industrial
30
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Posted - 2013.12.04 02:11:00 -
[48] - Quote
Lilliana Stelles wrote:Minmatar ships are never Destroyed, just turned into smaller Minmatar ships
My god I died when i read this one |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
665
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Posted - 2013.12.04 04:57:00 -
[49] - Quote
Yo momma so fat she can't activate her microwarpdrive because there isn't enough room for the signature radius.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
169
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Posted - 2013.12.04 11:25:00 -
[50] - Quote
So my boyfriend left a note on his pillow this morning - yes, he left me. Along with the note was a single perfect tritanium crystal.
So I went out to my garage and - a miracle! - I found a brand new shiny Yugo! 
There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance. |
Garia666
CyberShield Inc
C0VEN
44
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Posted - 2013.12.04 12:11:00 -
[51] - Quote
http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/9771 |
Gealbhan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
495
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Posted - 2013.12.04 12:34:00 -
[52] - Quote
Subscription numbers are up.  |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
667
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Posted - 2013.12.04 15:28:00 -
[53] - Quote
Amhra Rho wrote:So my boyfriend left a note on his pillow this morning - yes, he left me. Along with the note was a single perfect tritanium crystal. So I went out to my garage and - a miracle! - I found a brand new shiny Yugo!
I have a hunch there used to be something more expensive in the garage.
Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance)
And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Temuken Radzu
Bendebeukers
59
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Posted - 2013.12.04 15:36:00 -
[54] - Quote
Yo momma's so lazy that she uses a noctis to clean her house. |
Vipre Morte
Team JK
26
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Posted - 2013.12.04 16:20:00 -
[55] - Quote
Oh god I'm not nearly nerdy enough for this thread  |
Big Lynx
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2013.12.04 17:59:00 -
[56] - Quote
A scammer passes by Jita 4-4.... |
Amber Kurvora
115
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Posted - 2013.12.04 18:02:00 -
[57] - Quote
Your mumma's so fat she collapses her own hole. |
Transmaritanus
Mafia Redux
Phobia.
106
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Posted - 2013.12.04 18:11:00 -
[58] - Quote
Why did the devs cross the road?
[bI'm sorry, the logs show nothing[/b] |
Lykouleon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1176
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Posted - 2013.12.04 18:26:00 -
[59] - Quote
Two goons, one rifter.
Q. When will CCP ever rebalance ECM?
A. Never, because of Falcon.
Q. Why is CCP Falcon never allowed to participate in company votes?
A. Because he'd Veto them all.
Q. What do you call a Hel that jumps into a capital brawl?
A. A loss mail.
Q. What do you call a Goon who's good at EVE.
A. A spy.
Q. What was the first constant of the EVE forums?
A. Jade Constantwhine.
Q. Why is DICE involved in almost every major EVE conflict?
A. Something something Lady Scarlet something something gravitational pull.
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
1968
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Posted - 2013.12.04 20:09:00 -
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 No Wrecking hits, but it looks like he got some Grazes on dad there. |
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