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Mods Muvila
Ships Chat
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Posted - 2013.12.03 14:39:00 -
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After being on the receiving end of some douchebaggery, Yummy Yummy Yummy confesses to the feels.
http://gyazo.com/15f1d82bf045cce63c2201810debc29f http://gyazo.com/c3777795fa40a96aa5902b83d8f8b83c
Yummy Yummy Yummy > well i have dug up some dirt, and you forced my hand on this . i will be petitioning, enjoy your perma ban. please dont be angry at me i warned you
TL;DR Yummy got scammed for 7.8b, is now sad, revenge incoming. Inb4 perma-ban. Tears Tears.
You-áhilarious feathered creature. |
jiaulina
The Pulsar Innovation Surely You're Joking
10
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Posted - 2013.12.03 14:43:00 -
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Wow I was just trying to play dota... |
Money Makin Mitch
Paid in Full
229
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Posted - 2013.12.03 14:45:00 -
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I told him stealing from me would only end up hurting him in the end. Karma is a *****. |
Milan Nantucket
New Eden Misfits
88
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Posted - 2013.12.03 15:05:00 -
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Nice one scammed a scammer.... can you say how it went down or is it secret? |
Bob FromMarketing
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
217
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Posted - 2013.12.03 18:01:00 -
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One day yummy will learn to scam properly, probably inbetween gathering a basic understanding of the neglish language and learning what 420blazeit is about
Till then he will be a constant reminder of how when you set out to do something, do it properly or quite literally everyone who knows your name will think that you are a giant cockguzzling cumsucking ******. Thanks for the reminder every day Yummy, you're like the 'before' to my splendid 'after'
GF Jia |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1191
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Posted - 2013.12.03 18:33:00 -
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Id love to hear the story behind this one.
Im just imagening Yummy being ruffed up and being *escorted* to Mitch by 2 of his goons while Mitch himself is calmly sitting behind his desk with a cuban cigar.
Alternatively: this. BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
Mods Muvila
Ships Chat
35
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Posted - 2013.12.04 00:34:00 -
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Since some of you requested it, the tale of how Yummy met his maker:
Yummy has no isk. His friends give him isk constantly, I've never heard of a time where Yummy has not owed anyone isk. Yummy also doesn't spend his isk, he losses it. All of the precious isk that you guys lose to Yummy scams goes straight into Blink. What does he do with his earnings from Blink? Blinks it and losses it all. Gambling addictions are rough. Plain and simple, Somer loves this dude.
So, a few days ago, my Dota-loving acquaintance here asked Yummy for 2.Xb, stating that he wanted to blink. Trying to give Yummy a taste of his own medicine, similar to what his friends feel when they find that their 10b was lost completely due to a "mistake". The 2.xb was used on a Gigablink and he was the winner of that Gigablink. 7.8b was paid out and Yummy believes he is entitled to it. After many desperate pleadings, merc corp threats, and tears, we've arrived here.
TL;DR - Yummy has gambling addiction. Gave isk. Isk was blinked and won. Yummy gets nothing. Yummy still sad. You-áhilarious feathered creature. |
Paul Tsukaya
Dirt 'n' Glitter I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
51
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Posted - 2013.12.04 00:38:00 -
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How is that even a scam?
"hey m8 can i borrow 2b for blink"
"sure friend"
If it's that easy should I just start asking everyone I know to let me borrow 2b for blink?
Also who is this yummy guy anyway, never heard of him. I've heard of Bob FromMarketing and a couple other famous scammers but never this dude. |
Mods Muvila
Ships Chat
35
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Posted - 2013.12.04 00:44:00 -
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Paul Tsukaya wrote:How is that even a scam?
If it's that easy should I just start asking everyone I know to let me borrow 2b for blink? .
If it's that easy, why don't you? Imagine the isk per hour. You-áhilarious feathered creature. |
esquimo leviticus
Wrecking Shots Black Legion.
4
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Posted - 2013.12.04 02:09:00 -
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Trying to work out who the bigger douche is, Yummy or Mitch.... |
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Alice Saki
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
100817
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Posted - 2013.12.04 02:12:00 -
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Oh Lord....
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Mods Muvila
Ships Chat
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Posted - 2013.12.04 06:47:00 -
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esquimo leviticus wrote:Trying to work out who the bigger douche is, Yummy or Mitch....
Mitch Biggest Douche Fanfest 2014 You-áhilarious feathered creature. |
Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
46
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Posted - 2013.12.04 07:16:00 -
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Yummy, where's my 10 bil? |
Xuixien
Attitude Adjustment Incorporated
547
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Posted - 2013.12.04 10:20:00 -
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I don't know anyone involved in this except Mods, but this is somewhat entertaining. AUT5M - Active WH Corporation seeking new recruits. Frequent fleets, perfect boosts, material buyback, and more. Battleship/Logi/T3 pilots needed. Inquire within. Full API required. |
Dextrome Thorphan
RvB - RED Federation
28
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Posted - 2013.12.04 16:15:00 -
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Paul Tsukaya wrote:How is that even a scam?
"hey m8 can i borrow 2b for blink"
"sure friend"
If it's that easy should I just start asking everyone I know to let me borrow 2b for blink?
Also who is this yummy guy anyway, never heard of him. I've heard of Bob FromMarketing and a couple other famous scammers but never this dude.
Yea that's not a scam, that's just screwing over your friend. Or does this Yummy person just give billions to strangers? If so, I don't see why he even expected to ever get it back :p |
Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
178
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Posted - 2013.12.04 16:26:00 -
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Mods Muvila wrote:Since some of you requested it, the tale of how Yummy met his maker:
Yummy has no isk. His friends give him isk constantly, I've never heard of a time where Yummy has not owed anyone isk. Yummy also doesn't spend his isk, he losses it. All of the precious isk that you guys lose to Yummy scams goes straight into Blink. What does he do with his earnings from Blink? Blinks it and losses it all. Gambling addictions are rough. Plain and simple, Somer loves this dude.
So, a few days ago, my Dota-loving acquaintance here asked Yummy for 2.Xb, stating that he wanted to blink. Trying to give Yummy a taste of his own medicine, similar to what his friends feel when they find that their 10b was lost completely due to a "mistake". The 2.xb was used on a Gigablink and he was the winner of that Gigablink. 7.8b was paid out and Yummy believes he is entitled to it. After many desperate pleadings, merc corp threats, and tears, we've arrived here.
TL;DR - Yummy has gambling addiction. Gave isk. Isk was blinked and won. Yummy gets nothing. Yummy still sad.
Hilarious.
So... I give you ISK and you win a blink... I should get the winnings? LMFAO.
Killboard
https://zkillboard.com/character/90841161/ |
Money Makin Mitch
Paid in Full
230
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Posted - 2013.12.04 17:18:00 -
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Our friend Yummy has had a gambling problem for a long time. This obsession fuels his desperation and drives him to lie and cheat. Scammer that he is, he also has a problem selling his ill-gotten gains because, you guessed it, everyone thinks it's a scam. So, like a junkie needing his fix, he takes everything he owns to the pawnshop, and when that dries up, he resorts to stealing again.
I had been dealing with Yummy for a while now, and he had taken to messaging me for quick loans and to fence his loot. Despite Yummy's assurances that he wouldn't possibly bother stealing such small amounts as a few billion, I only gave him a couple hundred mil at a time, knowing he would eventually steal it, but hey, I was making profit off his addictions, so it was just an operating cost in my eyes. I warned him about the dangers of gambling and he gave me reassurances that he was 'clean'. At the same time, our friend Yummy here was taking ever larger loans from other people, and using them to gamble on blink. When he got banned, his need to gamble had taken such hold over him that he resorted to using others as a proxy to blink for him.
He began using one loan to pay off another, continuing the charade as long as he could and then burning bridges. After giving him many chances, I got tired of him private messaging me literally every time I logged in, begging for his isk fix, so I cut him off. I had loaned him 600mil which he absconded with, although, to be fair, that portion represents just a fraction of the earnings I had made off selling his stolen goods. Cutting him off and taking the isk loss was well worth the subsequent end of his private message barrages. The last thing I told him was that he would end up hurting from his actions much more than I would. I knew that it was only a matter of time before he was broke again.
Not much later, my dota playing friend Jiaulina messaged me with some excited news. He had just won a gigablink with some of Yummy's isk! However, he wasn't sure what to do. Jia was also well aware of Yummy's history of deception and his obsession with gambling that would only lead him to ruin. Ships Channel being the community of traders that it is, we all knew exactly how much Yummy owed, and to whom. I might or might not have said things that might or might not have influenced our friend Jia in making the decision to keep the isk for himself.
Soon after, Yummy appeared, hat in hand, asking me about where his isk was. It seems Jiaulina withheld Yummy's payout because I threatened to cut off Jiaulina's link to my lucrative null-sec market and customer base if he transferred any isk to him. This may or may not have happened, but Jia being the smart businessman that he, wisely chose which bridge to burn. So, Yummy having no other choice, was forced to appear before me, grovelling for me to release his money.
He 'generously' offered to pay me 1bil out of the funds Jia held, however, I reminded him that possession of 9/10th's of the law and he was in effect asking that Jiaulina pay me out of his own pocket. Furthermore Jia is a free man and the decision was only his to make. I could only attempt to influence his decision, and I would not be doing that for any less than double of what Yummy owed me, a sum of 1.2bil. Yummy tried to convince us that he had changed his ways, but his pleas fell on deaf ears. |
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
7642
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Posted - 2013.12.04 19:06:00 -
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Yummy had friends once, shame eh..
Nice to see hes still gambling himself in to oblivion though, just remember, if yummy is ur 'friend' dont give him isk :P |
jiaulina
The Pulsar Innovation Surely You're Joking
12
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Posted - 2013.12.04 22:09:00 -
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I'm still playing dota tho |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1197
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Posted - 2013.12.05 00:30:00 -
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I think not giving Yummy the isk to fuel his addiction is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for him on EVE. BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
2791
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Posted - 2013.12.05 09:03:00 -
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It's a good thing I only give my friends gifts and not loans. Though I've gotta say- this thread is awkward, knowing both parties somewhat.
Mitch did sell me a nice Scorpion, Ishukone Watch recently. Have any more for sale? See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Money Makin Mitch
Paid in Full
234
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Posted - 2013.12.05 11:45:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:It's a good thing I only give my friends gifts and not loans. Though I've gotta say- this thread is awkward, knowing both parties somewhat.
Mitch did sell me a nice Scorpion, Ishukone Watch recently. Have any more for sale? Hey Erotica! Yes, I do have 1 Scorp left for sale :) |
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
84
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Posted - 2013.12.05 17:46:00 -
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Yeah the amount scammed was technically 2.4 b. And he refused to give me the winnings,
I scam people in eve for a living, as I told others many times,, if you give it You must be able to take it
Either 2.4b or 7b ., I p1ss that much away gambling every week or so.
I just lost 3b+ on another raffle site yesterday, and gawd , if anyone seen my eve bet losses lol,
The isk don't bother me as much as a Friend Lost , I considered Jul a friend but I guess he wasn't
Also its funny how Money Makin Mitch and Jul call themselves honest people but is ok for them to scam too if they see fit. |
Mods Muvila
Ships Chat
38
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Posted - 2013.12.05 18:54:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Yeah the amount scammed was technically 2.4 b. And he refused to give me the winnings,
I scam people in eve for a living, as I told others many times,, if you give it You must be able to take it
Either 2.4b or 7b ., I p1ss that much away gambling every week or so.
I just lost 3b+ on another raffle site yesterday, and gawd , if anyone seen my eve bet losses lol,
The isk don't bother me as much as a Friend Lost , I considered Jul a friend but I guess he wasn't
Also its funny how Money Makin Mitch and Jul call themselves honest people but is ok for them to scam too if they see fit.
Did you threaten to report the owner of that raffle too?
Just apologize to the people you've scammed, and to Jia for defamation, and we can work on getting your isk back. You-áhilarious feathered creature. |
Bob FromMarketing
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
221
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Posted - 2013.12.05 19:00:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Yeah the amount scammed was technically 2.4 b. And he refused to give me the winnings,
I scam people in eve for a living, as I told others many times,, if you give it You must be able to take it
Either 2.4b or 7b ., I p1ss that much away gambling every week or so.
I just lost 3b+ on another raffle site yesterday, and gawd , if anyone seen my eve bet losses lol,
The isk don't bother me as much as a Friend Lost , I considered Jul a friend but I guess he wasn't
Also its funny how Money Makin Mitch and Jul call themselves honest people but is ok for them to scam too if they see fit.
I have no words.
These tears are probably worth more than the 8b |
Scott Ryder
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2013.12.06 21:16:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy wrote:Yeah the amount scammed was technically 2.4 b. And he refused to give me the winnings,
I scam people in eve for a living, as I told others many times,, if you give it You must be able to take it
Either 2.4b or 7b ., I p1ss that much away gambling every week or so.
I just lost 3b+ on another raffle site yesterday, and gawd , if anyone seen my eve bet losses lol,
The isk don't bother me as much as a Friend Lost , I considered Jul a friend but I guess he wasn't
Also its funny how Money Makin Mitch and Jul call themselves honest people but is ok for them to scam too if they see fit.
Hows that for Karma you shithead? I actually enjoy everything bad that happends to you ingame seeing as I still remember the day you wasted both mine and a third party brokers time trying to scam my bpo. So hows that for karma? |
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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
604
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Posted - 2013.12.06 23:45:00 -
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I have removed a rule breaking post. As always I let some edge cases stay.
The rules: 4. Personal attacks are prohibited.
Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.
Also, according to the Crime & Punishment Rules: Chatlogs and "fanmail"
The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.
An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience. ISD Ezwal Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
80
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Posted - 2013.12.29 02:10:00 -
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I've heard that yummy has recently kicked their gambling habit... still awaiting my 10 bil |
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains.
621
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Posted - 2013.12.29 05:08:00 -
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Yummy Yummy Yummy is an interesting character.
I say that with a wry smile, Mel Gibson and his portrayal of Maverick comes to mind Concord Approved Trader |
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