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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:10:00 -
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In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:11:00 -
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Landerins
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:11:00 -
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What news?
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BloodSpoon
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:12:00 -
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LOL.....good post among many lame ones...GJ
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Offensive content removed - BloodSpoon
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Tommy TenKreds
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:12:00 -
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Kylania
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:12:00 -
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haha, ooh, that laugh makes up for forgetting to switch training before the shutdown :P
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Sarah Krin
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:12:00 -
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*Grin* Thanks, the forum needed a bit of a chuckle-inducer.
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:12:00 -
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LOL
Warp Drive Active | Nature Vraie |
SonoA
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:13:00 -
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Nice one .. 
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Ni'ka
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:14:00 -
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SteppinRazor
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:15:00 -
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Excellent Post
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pony2slow
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:16:00 -
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nice one.....
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:16:00 -
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UPDATE
Apparently, according the firm "I can't believe it's a law firm!", I have a cast iron case.
ISD moderators, I will prepare my demands shortly!
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:16:00 -
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You shouldn't have made those stupid laws if you didn't want us to blame you! 
[Read the Rules!] - [Contact us] |
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Corp Scammer
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:17:00 -
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rofl
CCP requested feature please - quite simple really.
For CEOs days since last login details on all members in their Corp. this will help manage inactives and those that dont log in can be removed - |
Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:17:00 -
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Edited by: Cornelius Murphy on 04/03/2006 20:17:42
double post, apologies.
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Taoi
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:18:00 -
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heh, I was expecting someone saying that the downtime was a breach of contract or somesuch... lovely post. :)
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crazod
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:19:00 -
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Damn that murphy
 Quote:
i will think of a sig eventually...
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Sarah Krin
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Taoi
heh, I was expecting someone saying that the downtime was a breach of contract or somesuch... lovely post. :)
Don't fear the post addressed the CCP. Fear the summons labeled "Occupant" ~Collary of the Collary of Combat of Murphy's Law... yeah you can groan now.
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maria stallion
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:22:00 -
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so if we shoot Cornelius Murphy, we will get rid off all the problems in eve :)
I really like it :)
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var'ulfur
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:22:00 -
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soyour the guy to blame for me losing my g/f and my dog running away and to worse to find oil in my feild after i sell it i curse you murphy
talk is cheap the cost of action is enormus
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:23:00 -
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omg
Veto Member Movies
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Landerins
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:23:00 -
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Demands?!?! I cant wait to see!
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SJ Astralana
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
ROFL
Nice one!
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:24:00 -
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lmao
Please do not discuss actions taken by forum moderators, even in your sig. *snip*red snip brought to you by Kaemonn. PS, you're hot.--Jorauk |
Landerins
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:25:00 -
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Can one of the demands be for CCP to give me 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 ISK?
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:25:00 -
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Ok, Wrangler. My demands are:
A hijacked sig by your good self. Nothing more, just need a laugh :D
OOC: Glad you lot enjoyed the thread, I am as frustrated at the server issues as much as anyone, but you gotta keep smiling!!
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Ash Vincetti
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:27:00 -
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omg, brilliant!
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Princess Aspire
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:30:00 -
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hiya :)Cornelius Murphy
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Princess Aspire
hiya :)Cornelius Murphy
Wow, theres a name from the past, good to see you Princess Asp, hope youre well, convo me in game anytime :D
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Princess Aspire
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Posted - 2006.03.04 20:31:00 -
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will do :)
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Unknown Subject
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:09:00 -
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hehe nice to see a non-whining post for once
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Kharakan
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:14:00 -
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Ok people, make Mr Murphy KOS and let's lock and Reload All! Maybe we can sort our problems by camping this thread, and when he turns up... ¼_¼
Originally by: ParMizaN
evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
I am annexing your space! Haha! I win! - Wrangler
Imaran > Wrangler |
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Oveur
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
Senior Producer
EVE Online
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Wrayeth
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
So you're the one responsible for the moving train wreck that is my life! I will have my revenge; oh, yes, I will.... 
-Wrayeth
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Melchon
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:22:00 -
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Edited by: Melchon on 04/03/2006 21:24:14
Edited by: Melchon on 04/03/2006 21:23:40
Edited by: Melchon on 04/03/2006 21:22:24
Originally by: Oveur
Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
Omg look a dev got out of his chains! Get him and chain him to the server again 
Btw Nice Thread MR. Murphy, this makes the waiting a little easier
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Admiral Keyes
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:38:00 -
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I saw the title and thought "not another patch day whiner"
Then i read the thread and ""
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HaHaHa! This sig is edit proof!
Sadly, it appears so. -Capsicum
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Cyleth
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:46:00 -
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haha, CM on the roll...
look what you are doing to us now Murphy!!1
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Nobody stays behind |
Chi Prime
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Posted - 2006.03.04 21:52:00 -
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lol!
Nice one Mr. Murphy
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
so IT'S YOU!!
OK TIME TO GET THE LYNCH MOB!
AK-47 AND MOLOTOV COCTAILS FOR EVERYONE!
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Cdr Foxbat
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
so IT'S YOU!!
OK TIME TO GET THE LYNCH MOB!
AK-47 AND MOLOTOV COCTAILS FOR EVERYONE!
I still blame you Grimpak......
Originally by: Blind Watchmaker
Originally by: Gong
Guess Goliaths last words were: 'That was lame !'
Actually they were "OMG lag!"
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Cdr Foxbat
Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
so IT'S YOU!!
OK TIME TO GET THE LYNCH MOB!
AK-47 AND MOLOTOV COCTAILS FOR EVERYONE!
I still blame you Grimpak......
yes blame grimpak for the invention of the common cold while you at it
...btw you changed corps?
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Originally by: Abdalion
Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Kharakan
Ok people, make Mr Murphy KOS and let's lock and Reload All! Maybe we can sort our problems by camping this thread, and when he turns up... ¼_¼
Aha! I have insta-posting!
Oveur, I am still waiting for my demands to be met!!
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Kharakan
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:22:00 -
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Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
Originally by: Kharakan
Ok people, make Mr Murphy KOS and let's lock and Reload All! Maybe we can sort our problems by camping this thread, and when he turns up... ¼_¼
Aha! I have insta-posting!
Oveur, I am still waiting for my demands to be met!!
Only until the interdictor gets here.
*eve com beeps*
What's that? Lag...? Stuck...? Disconnect...?
Gah, looks like he's not coming.
...wait... that was you, wasn't it! You evil *OMGcenzored*
Originally by: ParMizaN
evry1ghasb a limiy...
...and ijust reached it ahaha...
this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer
I am annexing your space! Haha! I win! - Wrangler
Imaran > Wrangler |
Pyr8haulalt
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:26:00 -
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I don't get it.
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Tauruz
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:30:00 -
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No win, no fee I presume?
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CiNi
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:37:00 -
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/me shakes fist at mr.murphy
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Tauruz
No win, no fee I presume?
Naturally! :P
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Dumus
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:44:00 -
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Consider yourself KOS to the entire eve community.
Originally by: Oveur
And any comment on our dedication, passion or drive for doing EVE, well, even though Hammerhead's main reason is boobies, I live for EVE and I want to die for EVE.
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BoinKlasik
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:58:00 -
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Originally by: Dumus
Consider yourself KOS to the entire eve community.
he always wins tho...lag/ctd/server crashing ARE ALL ON HIS SIDE
OMGWTFBBQ!
*doh, I broke my edited sig :/* *cries*
this signature was lacking pink, I'll provide it for you. There. Looks better doesn't it? -Eris
Fixed it for you. Oh, btw, yarr!  ~kieron
Didn't I tell you? The damsel moved in with me, we're having a great time. - Wrangler
The damsel may not be distressed any more, but how many times does the informant have to be silenced before he gets the message? - Cortes
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.03.04 22:59:00 -
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LMAO
i was expecting to be beating down with righteous vengeance some idiot whiner
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful
I Luv Teh Parm!!1 - Imaran |
Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
LMAO
i was expecting to be beating down with righteous vengeance some idiot whiner
/emote beats ParMizaN down with reightous vengeance. Testify!!
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MrRove
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:09:00 -
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I'm starting to think my wife payed off CCP to shut down the game so I would have to finally pick up the dog poo and mow the lawn.
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Luther Kincaid
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:14:00 -
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ROFL!
Damn, I had my flamethrower ready to give you a good scorching, had a damn good laugh instead!
GJ
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*sig space for hire,the fee is merely your soul and a buttload of pain*
*warning, this sigspace is fitted with T2 antihijack technology*
Too bad we have Jove technology then, cause this was no match for us - Wrangler
I have already won the thread, end of forum boss respawns when Kieron says so - Cortes
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Siigari Kitawa
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:23:00 -
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Oh dear.
Cornelius... you should lay off the hash my friend.
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Kool Milds
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: Pyr8haulalt
I don't get it.
seriously?
Quote:
Murphy's laws
* If anything can go wrong, it will
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lasarith
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:39:00 -
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lmao 
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Aliza Snow
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:45:00 -
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Edited by: Aliza Snow on 04/03/2006 23:45:58
someone should roll up a char named Judge Murphy, imo
"I AM the law!"
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:47:00 -
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I LIKE that idea!
In fact, Oveur, consider that my new demand!!
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Shinnen
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:06:00 -
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Im a lawyer (sometimes) I could argue your case Oveur
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400x120@24000 bytes Maximum please. -Capsicum
would you like some cheese with that whine? -Shinnen |
Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.05 08:27:00 -
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Ok, you are hired!
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Cracina
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Posted - 2006.03.05 08:34:00 -
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.03.05 08:41:00 -
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\o/
Very nice!
-------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Brastagi
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Posted - 2006.03.05 08:48:00 -
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I expect TomB will come out with nerfbat againts your lawyers Mr. Muprhy.
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Corp Scammer
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Posted - 2006.03.05 09:14:00 -
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bit of RL history murphys law was originalingly known as drumroll please
Sod's Law - hence the word sod to describe something bad.
CCP requested feature please - quite simple really.
For CEOs days since last login details on all members in their Corp. this will help manage inactives and those that dont log in can be removed - |
Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.03.05 09:37:00 -
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Murphy must be asleep. I can log in and play just fine, just completed a mission with a 1.2mil payout and 1k loyalty points.
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Caldari battle chef
I was a geek before it was cool |
Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.03.05 10:12:00 -
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What? Servers are up already? I have been too busy playing Galactic Civilizations II 
Unnerf Amarr!!
'.. in your chase after the imaginary "endgame fun"... which actually doesn't exist.' j0sephine |
Lemoning Lemming
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Posted - 2006.03.05 10:25:00 -
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Murphy being as you are the cause of most of my problems in Life consider yourself KOS.
( Quality thread by the way RESPECT :)
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Mike Moss
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:20:00 -
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See the Edward's Air Force page on the origin of Murphy's Law(s):
http://www.edwards.af.mil/history/docs_html/tidbits/murphy's_law.html
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. -- actually Stapp said it.
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Fester Addams
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:23:00 -
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Good one, didnt get it untill I came down to you signing the post :)
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:24:00 -
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[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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Alindyar
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:25:00 -
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Very Funny indeed
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.03.05 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
I thought this would be another downtime rant ... thanks for the laugh.
-- Rells
◄ PvP University: Isnt it about time you learned to fight back?
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.05 12:51:00 -
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Always a pleasure to help keep you all smiling, shame it also made me KOS to 99% of the server though
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Matt Emery
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Posted - 2006.03.05 13:18:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
You shouldn't have made those stupid laws if you didn't want us to blame you!
can u please tell me what laws becase as far as i know(nothing) somthing happens
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KaiH
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:15:00 -
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Edited by: KaiH on 05/03/2006 15:15:59
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000Hunter000
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:22:00 -
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Say Murphy, can't u make an exemption for eve? perhaps make a new law?
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:26:00 -
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Sorry, this is not possible until my demands are met by Wrangler or Oveur
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Gretchen Dawntreader
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:31:00 -
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Darn that Murphy!
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Soulita
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:37:00 -
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Edited by: Soulita on 05/03/2006 15:40:43
Hmm, there was a thread on these forums somewhere asking if any famouse people played EvE.
Mr. Murphy is known everywhere in the world.
I dont trust him though, once CCP fills his demands he wont change his laws and just make new demands - and so on.
Also I am thinking about pressing charges against Mr. Murphy myself. He has caused me conciderable loss of isk without any wrongdoing on my part!
And yeah - I blame you for everything too Murphy!
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Xeserox
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Posted - 2006.03.05 16:31:00 -
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Hmmm.... since Mr. Murphy is distracted on the eve servers.... maybe now is a good time to work on Eve-Underground's website.
Heheh... this post is class mate. Way to keep the smiled while we deal with the bumps of server crashes and reboots.
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.05 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: Soulita
Edited by: Soulita on 05/03/2006 15:40:43
And yeah - I blame you for everything too Murphy!
Hey, I'm used to it, the wife blames me all the time for everything!!
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Vult
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Posted - 2006.03.05 20:20:00 -
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...heh... *snicker* hehehe... ha... HAHAHA...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA.....*cough cough cough choke sputter*
.........
*wheeze*
Oh God damn was that funny... *whew* Glad that's over.
Now, if I may add, Mr. Murphy... please add to your list of demands that Oveur hijack MY sig? Please?
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I want my sig h4xx0r3d by Oveur!
...but I'll settle for any mod since Oveur can't h4x like the best of 'em... |
Ituralde
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Posted - 2006.03.05 21:29:00 -
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I agree with the devs on this one...
Didn't we tell you that RAZOR was evil??
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.05 22:54:00 -
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Not evil, we just get misunderstood
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Hillesumos
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Posted - 2006.03.05 23:46:00 -
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in the deep reach of 0.0 space.... Cornelius Murphy unsuspectingly warp in a jovian family reunion meeting. Polaris has set a nice bounty on murphy head and possibly dead body. First line in local that appears: Mr murphy you are such a privileged and honoured guess that I shall call you primary. Within instant... 55 ships agro Mr Murphy tin can. After 2 seconds, the jovian are all arguing on the killmail to see who killed Mr murphy. Sherlock Poirot has been called to investigate.
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Sadly I just make ISK, I don't print it. :(
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Cornelius Murphy
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Posted - 2006.03.06 09:02:00 -
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Sure is nice to be popular, I think
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kieron
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Posted - 2006.03.06 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Cornelius Murphy
In the latest news bulletin, they blamed me for the patch problems, and tend to blame me for everything! I have instructed my lawyers to camp the Polaris station.
Regards.
Mr Murphy.
Where's that d&^n [BAN] button at?
kieron
Community Manager,
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