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Skill Training Online
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
177
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Posted - 2013.12.09 16:01:00 -
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So I have been listening to my EVE Symphony CD on and off at work since I received it as part of the collector's edition.
A few days ago I actually had a female co-worker approach intentionally, she wanted me to talk about the music.
I explained that it was Icelandic and came from the land the Icelandic natives call "New Eden"
Things went great, and we entered a physical relationship, the thing is she enjoys the music as a 'soundtrack' for romantic encounters.
Is it possibly that CCP and the Icelandic Orchestra discovered the instrumental equivalent of Barry White?
Regardless I would like to thank CCP for making my life better, and I am eternally glad I purchased the Collector's Edition.
Is there any chance the CD will be sold separately of the Collector's Edition?
Thank You Obama! |
Adamski flipflop
Black Omega Security
Goonswarm Federation
5
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Posted - 2013.12.09 16:10:00 -
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im just going to go ahead and say..................wut. |
Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1388
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Posted - 2013.12.09 16:22:00 -
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Is there any chance I can get a copy without random coughing in the background?
Support my (possibly dumb) Ideas!!
Worm Rebalance!!! |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate
2746
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Posted - 2013.12.09 17:09:00 -
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I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.
Dodixie > Hek |
Wyrmlimion
Mine Your 0wn Business
The Kadeshi
26
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Posted - 2013.12.09 17:27:00 -
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This reminds me of those TV commercials for Lynx Deordorant when the guy sprays it on his armpits then suddently women start running to him from all directions. |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
Triumvirate.
3057
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Posted - 2013.12.09 18:51:00 -
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OP: Lie if you must, but don't fool yourself. The only ladies in your life has been your left and right.
Allow me to be frank. You will not like me. You will not like me now, and you will not like men++ a good deal less as we go on. |
Tollen Gallen
Xionworld
3903
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Posted - 2013.12.09 18:53:00 -
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I like Battleships.
Zimmy Zeta -I f*cking love martinis.the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. |
Skippy Usenet
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
23
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:01:00 -
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It's OK, OP. I believe you. Eve soundtrack is great for romantic encounters. My lady especially like the action "below the asteroids." |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
3754
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:07:00 -
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Skippy Usenet wrote:It's OK, OP. I believe you. Eve soundtrack is great for romantic encounters. My lady especially like the action "below the asteroids."
That can be taken a number of ways.
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1214
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:13:00 -
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OP got some.
BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
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Batelle
Komm susser Tod
567
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:16:00 -
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I wear headphones at my desk because I'm not an *******.
"CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"
Never forget. |
Ella Foreman
Ze DoucheWaffe
Black Beard's Horde
2
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:24:00 -
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If, by extremely remote chance, this isn't horsesheit, then it's probably not the eve cd that did it. she/he is just easy.
"Physical relationship" after just a couple days? A cheeseburger at the local fasdt food dump would have had the same results.  |
Angelica Dreamstar
Desperate Desire Inc.
6
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:27:00 -
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Ella Foreman wrote:If, by extremely remote chance, this isn't horsesheit, then it's probably not the eve cd that did it. She/he/it is just easy. "Physical relationship" after just a couple days? A cheeseburger at the local fast food dump would have had the same results.
You must have a happy life.
Not! |
Elfred Gam'Havoc
Havoc Violence and Chaos
Advent of Fate
5
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:27:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.
Ahem, my wife would have wardec'd me, and interdicted all attempts at copulation for weeks if I'd bought a CE... :(
Gotta pick and choose your battles wisely. |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
Point Blank Alliance
2039
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:29:00 -
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Elfred Gam'Havoc wrote:ElQuirko wrote:I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE. Ahem, my wife would have wardec'd me, and interdicted all attempts at copulation for weeks if I'd bought a CE... :( Gotta pick and choose your battles wisely.
Drop corp and use an alt to sneak around the back way.
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Ella Foreman
Ze DoucheWaffe
Black Beard's Horde
2
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:30:00 -
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Actually I have a pretty good life. Bills are paid. Nice house. Newer cars, and no worries.
I was just damned at birth with x-ray vision. |
Felicity Love
Nighthawk Exploration
1033
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Posted - 2013.12.09 19:36:00 -
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... wishes people would stop confusing "Lola" by The Kinks with their EVE-related fantasies...
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
Algol Bailiwick
Bunnie Slayers
Redrum Fleet
14
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:15:00 -
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Azami Nevinyrall wrote:Is there any chance I can get a copy without random coughing in the background?
This is actually a serious problem in live orchestra recordings. I wish venues could get away with just throwing out people with coughs. |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate
2747
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Posted - 2013.12.09 20:52:00 -
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Elfred Gam'Havoc wrote:ElQuirko wrote:I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE. Ahem, my wife would have wardec'd me, and interdicted all attempts at copulation for weeks if I'd bought a CE... :( Gotta pick and choose your battles wisely.
That's some self-aware hand you've got there.
Dodixie > Hek |
Azami Nevinyrall
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1392
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Posted - 2013.12.09 21:53:00 -
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Algol Bailiwick wrote:Azami Nevinyrall wrote:Is there any chance I can get a copy without random coughing in the background? This is actually a serious problem in live orchestra recordings. I wish venues could get away with just throwing out people with coughs.
Or........or
Just a thought!
Why not....I dunno, record it during one of their...many rehearsals?
Support my (possibly dumb) Ideas!!
Worm Rebalance!!! |
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Eram Fidard
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
486
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Posted - 2013.12.09 23:39:00 -
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Did you tell her that in New Eden you are known as Skill Training Online, forum troll?
Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages. |
Cage Man
310
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Posted - 2013.12.09 23:46:00 -
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She must be one of those goon spai's that The Mattani spoke of in his presentation, best you hold on tightly to your sov. 
The thick plottens...
CCP, When can my crane get its black paint job back?? |
Spurty
V0LTA
Triumvirate.
1036
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Posted - 2013.12.09 23:52:00 -
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8 out of 10 Caldari physicians say your tale will end in a pod shaped protrusion
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Logan Revelore
Minimal Solutions
Aurora Irae
8
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Posted - 2013.12.09 23:57:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:I'm gonna call BS on the whole story. EVE players aren't capable of talking to women, especially not those dedicated enough to buy the CE.
You have my condolences. |
Kaarous Aldurald
ROC Academy
The ROC
1794
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Posted - 2013.12.10 00:03:00 -
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This guy is such an awesome troll.
Not posting on my main, and loving it.-á Because free speech.-á |
Arrs Grazznic
Poena Executive Solutions
134
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:41:00 -
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Pics or it didn't happen. |
Ryder 'ook
Die..Brut
21
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:46:00 -
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What's the difference between an introverted and an extroverted EvE player?
- The extroverted one looks at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
Maybe she has a foot fetish?
Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home. |
Cygnet Lythanea
World Welfare Works Association
Independent Faction
351
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:16:00 -
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Weirdly enough, I once (several years ago) was ganged with a guy in Teamspeak who was getting head while trying to play eve. Needless to day, his playing skill deteriorated quickly and he ended up attacking a gate gun.
Unless your thread is limited to how 'awesum!' Eve Online is, ISD will lock the thread.-á You will find it is particularly common if CCP might have to make a public response to the thread subject, as opposed to bury it in the GM que for the forseeable future and then prohibit telling anyone what the GM said, if it's ever answered at all. |
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
1216
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:27:00 -
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Whatever.
The OP made me laugh so much I had problem hitting his 'like' button.
Thank you OP, for a much needed chuckle. |
Miasmos
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
15
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Posted - 2013.12.10 16:15:00 -
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Skill Training Online wrote:So I have been listening to my EVE Symphony CD on and off at work since I received it as part of the collector's edition.
A few days ago I actually had a female co-worker approach intentionally, she wanted me to talk about the music.
I explained that it was Icelandic and came from the land the Icelandic natives call "New Eden"
Things went great, and we entered a physical relationship, the thing is she enjoys the music as a 'soundtrack' for romantic encounters.
Is it possibly that CCP and the Icelandic Orchestra discovered the instrumental equivalent of Barry White?
Regardless I would like to thank CCP for making my life better, and I am eternally glad I purchased the Collector's Edition.
Is there any chance the CD will be sold separately of the Collector's Edition?
Deduction: she ran away with the original CD. |
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