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Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations Surely You're Joking
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:37:00 -
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I will never look at any of you the same again. You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |

Gealbhan
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
496
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:40:00 -
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Old news  |

Ramona McCandless
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1346
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:41:00 -
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New boy in the neighborhood Lives downstairs and it is misunderstood. HeGÇÖs there just to take good care of me, Like heGÇÖs one of the family.
Spies in EvE There all day and all night Spies in charge Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want, I want Spies in Charge of me.
Spies in EvE There all day and all night Spies in charge Of our wrongs and our rights
And I sing, I want, I want Spies in EvE with me. High Priestess of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh "You are, quite literally, the best person ever." --áDomanique Altares,-áRifterlings "Send Ramona your ISK, and biomass." --áJarod Garamonde,-áSardaukar Merc Guild |

Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations Surely You're Joking
2114
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:44:00 -
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Gealbhan wrote:Old news 
I think you're confusing news with speculation. You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |

Ursula Thrace
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
187
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:45:00 -
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i read that article yesterday and thought "what a complete waste of taxpayer money". but then again, that's what our government is for, right?
personally, i think some of these government "spies" couldn't hold a candle to some eve players out there.  eve online original intro
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Wyrmlimion
Mine Your 0wn Business The Kadeshi
26
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:47:00 -
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Jerry, keep those nets coming, we got another live one here! |

Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations Surely You're Joking
2114
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:50:00 -
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Ursula Thrace wrote:i read that article yesterday and thought "what a complete waste of taxpayer money". but then again, that's what our government is for, right? personally, i think some of these government "spies" couldn't hold a candle to some eve players out there. 
That's probably what they're doing on EVE if they're here then, learning from the best. You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |

Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
197
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:51:00 -
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Spies need love too, so they go to WOW and Second Life to ERP. They don't come to EVE, because when they want to scam people, they have their superiors and taxpayers. As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia |

WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
59
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:51:00 -
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In EVE we have Digi and that's already bad enough (First had experience welp). But then again the CIA already infiltrated goons years ago so... :tinfoil: |

Casanunda
Church Of The Eternal Cosmic Confidence Trick
118
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:53:00 -
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Like the man said, old news.
Spies like us & Why did NSA avoid EVE Online? both posted in OOPE yesterday, referencing yesterday's NYTimes article associated with your source and The Guardian's article.
FYI according to some news sources, Goons are the CIA. The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle. |
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Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations Surely You're Joking
2114
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:54:00 -
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WASPY69 wrote:In EVE we have Digi and that's already bad enough (First had experience welp). But then again the CIA already infiltrated goons years ago so... :tinfoil:
But what if...
the Goons actually infiltrated the CIA??
 You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |

Remiel Pollard
Shockwave Innovations Surely You're Joking
2114
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:55:00 -
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Casanunda wrote:Like the man said, old news. Spies like us & Why did NSA avoid EVE Online? both posted in OOPE yesterday, referencing yesterday's NYTimes article associated with your source and The Guardian's article. FYI according to some news sources, Goons are the CIA.
Meh, call me old fashioned but 'old news' has to be at least a week old before it's actually old. There are still people hearing about this, so it's not old enough. Also, I don't go to OOPE, even when my threads get moved there. It's like a graveyard...
Graveyards are scary. You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
1616
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:56:00 -
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I want the NSA to spy on me, I hate being the odd one out :) This is not a signature. |

WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
60
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:56:00 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:WASPY69 wrote:In EVE we have Digi and that's already bad enough (First had experience welp). But then again the CIA already infiltrated goons years ago so... :tinfoil: But what if... the Goons actually infiltrated the CIA??  I would answer that, but there's a black van parked across the street. |

Seven Koskanaiken
Sons Of Saints Circle-Of-Two
559
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Posted - 2013.12.10 12:59:00 -
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WASPY69 wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:WASPY69 wrote:In EVE we have Digi and that's already bad enough (First had experience welp). But then again the CIA already infiltrated goons years ago so... :tinfoil: But what if... the Goons actually infiltrated the CIA??  I would answer that, but there's a black van parked across the street.
Now, be careful not to padlock yourself into a holdall bag. |

Casanunda
Church Of The Eternal Cosmic Confidence Trick
118
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:11:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote: Now, be careful not to padlock yourself into a holdall bag.
While failing to leave any fingerprints on the padlock, despite not wearing gloves.....
I'm less afraid of our "security" forces than I am of the local councils "health and safety" inspectors, those bastards will steal anything not bolted down and charge you for the privilege of being robbed by them, all under the guise of "what if". The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle. |

Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
646
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:12:00 -
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I have to admit, if I was working at somewhere like that, I would totally try and convince my bosses that I needed to play games during my work time. Fluffy Bunny Pic! |

Alphea Abbra
Grim Determination Nulli Secunda
458
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:20:00 -
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Rhivre wrote:I have to admit, if I was working at somewhere like that, I would totally try and convince my bosses that I needed to play games during my work time. Are you sure about that? There is a big difference between doing something for work IRL, and then doing the same for work in a game. One would assume you play to have fun / enjoy yourself / pass time, but if your work also are those things, you could work overtime. 
I'm pretty sure it would take a certain breed to actually want to apply their work unto a game more directly - although of course, if you have some skills that are desired (IT/tech, economy/bookkeeping, writing/diplomacy/negotiations, speaking/oratory etc are all valuable skills in EVE organisations and IRL jobs) you might see it as a natural thing to try and do what you're best at ... |

Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D The Methodical Alliance
82
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:27:00 -
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I bet James Bond didn't expect 2 plex amongst his collection of gadgets. |

Hairtrigger
Sanguine Legion
17
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:27:00 -
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siad this to a few people over the years
havin read a good few bio's by smugglers, their main weak spot is always comm's across countrys, especially when emergencies pop up
just think how easy it would be to openly talk about your shipment to another eve player!
all you need do in one face to face to arrange the codes, i.e trit=product, jita=uk, amarr=pakistan, imagine how detailed you could get. all hidden in all the rest of the trade chat!
these games are perfect for this stuff |
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Jaxon Grylls
Institute of Archaeology
31
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:28:00 -
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Josef Djugashvilis wrote:I want the NSA to spy on me, I hate being the odd one out :)
Oh don't worry about being left out. You aren't.
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Kagura Nikon
Mentally Assured Destruction The Pursuit of Happiness
898
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:35:00 -
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They are probably not in eve. They are likely too afraid to get contaminated by a goon operative and get the govenrment disbanded a few years later and the name of USA stolen into a bakery. "If brute force does not solve your problem..... -áthen you are -ásurely not using enough!" |

Slade Trillgon
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1076
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:36:00 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:
Meh, call me old fashioned but 'old news' has to be at least a week old before it's actually old. There are still people hearing about this, so it's not old enough. Also, I don't go to OOPE, even when my threads get moved there. It's like a graveyard...
Graveyards are scary.
pfft!
Best sub forum out there and significantly more interesting, albeit much slower, than this cesspool.
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Lady Areola Fappington
New Order Logistics CODE.
948
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:38:00 -
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I mentioned in the other thread, but...the most likely spy in EVE is the junior enlisted intelligence analyst who plays EVE anyway. When I was in the service, we got bombarded with "report shady dudes" notices all the time, so I expect there's a few out there keeping notes on corp-mates, and turning it in to superiors. It's an encouraged thing. The risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built and we want to keep that (infact, this is much more representative of the consensus opinion within CCP). |

stoicfaux
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Posted - 2013.12.10 13:53:00 -
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Snowden leaks information about the NSA and WoW loses a massive number of subscribers. Coincidence? I think not.
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Ramona McCandless
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1353
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:06:00 -
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This is because I said "Gerry Adams" in a post innit?
Oh wait, he's not a terrorist
He's a patriot
Jihad
Bomb
Embassy
Coca Cola
Yemen
Pants on Head
tinfoil
Major League Baseball
there we go all better High Priestess of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh "You are, quite literally, the best person ever." --áDomanique Altares,-áRifterlings "Send Ramona your ISK, and biomass." --áJarod Garamonde,-áSardaukar Merc Guild |

Dont UseYourAlt OnTheForums
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:09:00 -
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Now i feel safer.
I dont know why would anyone think of it as a bad thing.
Its good, it means terrorists and criminals are kept on track.
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Casanunda
Church Of The Eternal Cosmic Confidence Trick
119
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:17:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:This is because I said "Gerry Adams" in a post innit?
Oh wait, he's not a terrorist
He's a patriot
Some call him that, murderer by association in my book.
Dont UseYourAlt OnTheForums wrote:Now i feel safer.
I dont know why would anyone think of it as a bad thing.
Its good, it means terrorists and criminals are kept on track.
In your dreams, the terrorists and criminals wear suits these days, some of them even have job titles, like politician. The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle. |

Ramona McCandless
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1353
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:19:00 -
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Casanunda wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:This is because I said "Gerry Adams" in a post innit?
Oh wait, he's not a terrorist
He's a patriot
Some call him that, murderer by association in my book.
Yes, I was suggesting a) Thats what the US establishment may think and b) that one man's patriot is another's terror wrist High Priestess of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh "You are, quite literally, the best person ever." --áDomanique Altares,-áRifterlings "Send Ramona your ISK, and biomass." --áJarod Garamonde,-áSardaukar Merc Guild |

Casanunda
Church Of The Eternal Cosmic Confidence Trick
119
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:20:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Casanunda wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:This is because I said "Gerry Adams" in a post innit?
Oh wait, he's not a terrorist
He's a patriot
Some call him that, murderer by association in my book. Yes, I was suggesting a) Thats what the US establishment may think and b) that one man's patriot is another's terror wrist I thought you might be, but I wasn't entirely sure  The fact that I am not a gazillionaire Gallente aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle. |
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La Nariz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1248
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:21:00 -
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This is all highsec's fault. Highsec is a filthy festering breeding ground of terrorists. Its a safe area for them to plan their nefarious deeds. All the more reason to nerf highsec. This post was loving crafted by a member of the Official GoonWaffe recruitment team. |

Anomaly One
109
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:34:00 -
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why do you think miners are afk all the time ? they're up to something Never forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sfaN8zT8E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_ZjVyRxx4
Trust me, I'm an Anomaly. |

Ramona McCandless
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1353
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:37:00 -
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Anomaly One wrote:why do you think miners are afk all the time ? they're up to something
If they are AFK
They arent very good in-game spies..... High Priestess of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh "You are, quite literally, the best person ever." --áDomanique Altares,-áRifterlings "Send Ramona your ISK, and biomass." --áJarod Garamonde,-áSardaukar Merc Guild |

La Nariz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1249
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:38:00 -
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We really should start watching the npc corp hordes that come out in every nerf highsec thread. They are terrorist sleeper cell agents. I have a diagram with plenty of yarn and decaying newspaper clippings that shows Dinsdale Pirannha is the true evil terrorist mastermind of Highsec. All the more reason to nerf highsec. This post was loving crafted by a member of the Official GoonWaffe recruitment team. |

Lipbite
Express Hauler
1556
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Posted - 2013.12.10 14:57:00 -
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Real spies would just extort chat logs with IP addresses from developer company to analyze them automatically - but these are simply playing WoW and Second Life at work for taxpayers' money. |

La Nariz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1250
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:12:00 -
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Lipbite wrote:Real spies would just extort chat logs with IP addresses from developer company to analyze them automatically - but these are simply playing WoW and Second Life at work for taxpayers' money.
How do you know what a real spy would do; are you a highsec trained terrorist? Are you a part of Dinsdale's ~inner circle~? This post was loving crafted by a member of the Official GoonWaffe recruitment team. |

Cygnet Lythanea
World Welfare Works Association Independent Faction
351
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:19:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:This is because I said "Gerry Adams" in a post innit?
Oh wait, he's not a terrorist
He's a patriot
I've met him and agree.
Unless your thread is limited to how 'awesum!' Eve Online is, ISD will lock the thread.-á You will find it is particularly common if CCP might have to make a public response to the thread subject, as opposed to bury it in the GM que for the forseeable future and then prohibit telling anyone what the GM said, if it's ever answered at all. |

Ramona McCandless
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1355
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:31:00 -
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Cygnet Lythanea wrote:
I've met him and agree.
Mmmm Free Bird Seed.....
Wait a minute... that looks suspiciously like iron filings
High Priestess of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh "You are, quite literally, the best person ever." --áDomanique Altares,-áRifterlings "Send Ramona your ISK, and biomass." --áJarod Garamonde,-áSardaukar Merc Guild |

Seven Koskanaiken
Sons Of Saints Circle-Of-Two
561
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:34:00 -
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The snow this year is better at Innsbruck. |

Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
616
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Posted - 2013.12.10 15:41:00 -
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I canGÇÖt go out no more.
ThereGÇÖs a man by the door in a raincoat smoking a cigarette
But
IGÇÖve put him in my diary and the mailers are all lined up on the bed, bloody in the glow of the bar sign next door
He knows that if I die (or even drop out of sight) the diary goes and everyone knows the CIAGÇÖs in Virginia
500 mailers bought from 500 drug counters each one different and 500 notebooks with 500 pages in everyone.
I am prepared. * * *
I can see him from up here. His cigarette winks from just above his trenchcoat collar and somewhere thereGÇÖs a man on a subway sitting under a Black Velvet ad thinking my name.
Men have discussed me in back rooms. If the phone rings thereGÇÖs only a dead breath. In the bar across the street a snubnose revolver has changed hands in the menGÇÖs room Each bullet has my name on it. My name is written in back files and looked up in newspaper morgues.
My motherGÇÖs been investigated; thank God sheGÇÖs dead.
They have writing samples and examine the back loops of pees and crosses of tees.
My brotherGÇÖs with them, did I tell you? His wife is Russian and he keeps asking me to fill out forms. I have it in my diary. ListenGÇô listen do listen: you must listen.
In the rain, at the bus stop. black crows with black umbrellas pretend to look at their watches, but itGÇÖs not raining. Their eyes are silver dollars. Some are scholars in the pay of the FBI most are the foreigners who pour through our streets. I fooled them got off the bus at 25th and Lex where a cabby watched me over his newspaper.
In the room above me an old woman has put an electric suction cup on her floor It sends out rays through my light fixture and now I write in the dark by the bar signGÇÖs glow. I tell you I know.
They sent me a dog with brown spots and a radio cobweb in its nose. I drowned it in the sink and wrote it up in folder GAMMA.
I donGÇÖt look in the mailbox anymore. The greeting cards are letter-bombs.
(Step away! Goddam you! Step away. I know tall people! I tell you I know very tall people!) The luncheonette is laid with talking floors and the waitress says it was salt but I know arsenic when itGÇÖs put before me. And the yellow taste of mustard to mask the bitter odor of almonds.
I have seen strange lights in the sky. Last night a dark man with no face crawled through nine miles of sewer to surface in my toilet, listening for phone calls through the cheap wood with chrome ears. I tell you, man, I hear.
I saw his muddy handprints on the porcelain.
I donGÇÖt answer the phone now, have I told you that?
They are planning to flood the earth with sludge. They are planning break-ins
They have got physicians advocating weird sex positions. They are making addictive laxatives and suppositories that burn.
They know how to put out the sun with blowguns.
I pack myself in iceGÇôhave I told you that? It obviates their infrascopes.
I know chants and I wear charms. You may think you have me but I could destroy you. any second now.
Any second now.
Any second now.
Would you like some coffee, my love?
Did I tell you I canGÇÖt go out no more? ThereGÇÖs a man by the door in a raincoat.
Stephen KingGÇÖs Paranoid: A Chant (1985) Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20.
Need to advertise your Corp or service? Look no further, this space is now for rent!
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Ramona McCandless
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1359
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Posted - 2013.12.10 16:13:00 -
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Nerath Naaris wrote: Stephen KingGÇÖs Paranoid: A Chant (1985)
It's cold outside And the paint's peeling off of my walls There's a man outside In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this There's a knock on the door And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone Now I can think for myself About little deals and issues And things that I just don't understand A white lie that night Or a sly touch at times I don't think it mean anything to you
So I open the door It's the friend that I'd left in the hallway 'Please sit down' A candlelit'shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask But are 'friends' electric? Only mine's broke down And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reasons For the phone calls and smiles And it hurts and I'm lonely And I should never have tried And I missed you tonight So it's time to leave You see it meant everything to me
Gary Numan - Are 'Friends' Electric?, 1979 High Priestess of The Temple of the Holy Amarr Suicide Cult of Haimeh "You are, quite literally, the best person ever." --áDomanique Altares,-áRifterlings "Send Ramona your ISK, and biomass." --áJarod Garamonde,-áSardaukar Merc Guild |

Eko Fromtv
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
98
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Posted - 2013.12.10 16:41:00 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:WASPY69 wrote:In EVE we have Digi and that's already bad enough (First had experience welp). But then again the CIA already infiltrated goons years ago so... :tinfoil: But what if... the Goons actually infiltrated the CIA?? 
What makes you think they haven't?
Oh and LOL at the first corp puts "must not be a NSA/CIA employee" next to "must provide full API" (Ice) Miner for life. |

stoicfaux
3428
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Posted - 2013.12.10 16:48:00 -
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Eko Fromtv wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:WASPY69 wrote:In EVE we have Digi and that's already bad enough (First had experience welp). But then again the CIA already infiltrated goons years ago so... :tinfoil: But what if... the Goons actually infiltrated the CIA??  What makes you think they haven't? Oh and LOL at the first corp puts "must not be a NSA/CIA employee" next to "must provide full API" And must not be Canadian.
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
724

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Posted - 2013.12.10 17:07:00 -
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Quote:31. Rumor mongering is prohibited.
Rumor threads and posts which are based off no actual solid information and are designed to either troll or annoy other users will be locked and removed. These kinds of threads and posts are detrimental to the wellbeing and spirit of the EVE Online Community, and can create undue panic among forum users, as well as adding to the workload of our moderators.
25. Re-opening locked topics is prohibited.
Recreating or re-opening a thread that has been closed by a moderator is prohibited. Threads that have been closed by a moderator have been closed for the benefit of the community. Re-opening a locked thread will result in its removal.
Thread locked. ISD LackOfFaith Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department @ISD_LackOfFaith on Twitter |
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