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Bible John
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Posted - 2003.09.08 11:11:00 -
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Good day brothers,
Myself and a small band of worshippers are collecting donations (ore, isk or equipment) and will be building the first church in EVE as soon as we are able.
Collections for the cause are coming thick and fast and if any one wishes to make a donation please contact me ingame or just transfer to my account.
Thankyou.
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Alkad Mzu
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Posted - 2003.09.08 11:18:00 -
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OOC: Errhmm, what is your theological foundation? Do you actually believe in anything? A deity would be nice you know, those have come in handy for many a church through the aeons...
IC: Btw, i'll have *someone* donate a volley of EMP M next time i catch you nicking ore from n00bs in Yulai.
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.09.08 11:21:00 -
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Mhh.. That could either be yet another scam or actually a honest idea.
If it is the latter one: You could try to hold a reguar mass (chat) and ask for donations after your sermon.
Would be a lot more fun & rp & a anti-scam-guarantee 
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Reil Shashanna
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Posted - 2003.09.08 11:24:00 -
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You are not the first church in Eve.
There is only one true religion, and that is the worship of The Emperor
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Tristan
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Posted - 2003.09.08 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: Tristan on 08/09/2003 11:44:04
Theres those rock worshiping muppets too, holy roid belts and all that, something about oceans.. lots of crazy talk from religous twonks 
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Bible John
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Posted - 2003.09.08 12:21:00 -
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IC: Btw, i'll have *someone* donate a volley of EMP M next time i catch you nicking ore from n00bs in Yulai.
We never take donations from "noobs" only from corporations. On the few occasions that my brothers have taken from non corp members the "noobs" involved have been compensated in isk for much more than their ore was worth. |
Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2003.09.08 12:26:00 -
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We're looking for the pattern locking all existance into place and how to unlock this to get to the core and remake what we once were.
Churches are a part of the obstructing pattern and need to be done away with to get to the pure essence...
Convert Stations
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Father Jack
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Posted - 2003.09.08 12:39:00 -
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Church? Feck!!
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2003.09.08 12:54:00 -
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Religion is disgusting.
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Aturayd
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Posted - 2003.09.08 12:58:00 -
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This is a really stupid idea. If you want to goto a church, goto one in rl and try to get donations.
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FlareZFX
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Posted - 2003.09.08 13:19:00 -
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John, do you consider all that ore you keep stealing from newbie players in 1.0 with your buddies "donations to the church" too?
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Bible John
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Posted - 2003.09.08 13:24:00 -
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John, do you consider all that ore you keep stealing from newbie players in 1.0 with your buddies "donations to the church" too?
As I said before brother we never take donations from new players..only those that belong to established corporations.
Many new players have recieved isk donations from myself as I feel it is important to help those that don't belong to large sinful corps. |
cowpsisgod
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Posted - 2003.09.08 13:27:00 -
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Edited by: cowpsisgod on 08/09/2003 13:29:32
bible john, the church of colin cowperthwaite has been set up in leva for 2 or 3 weeks now.
colin cowperthwaite or "cowps" to his followers is god, thus the ever popular phrase 'Cowps is God or what!!'
sure we will benefit from donations as we are looking to expand the church and set up a outreach in hed - gp soon.
any one wishing to contact myself by eve mail feel free to do so. would like to make acquaintances in that region of space. and travel inthe freedom of brotherly love.
although a pilgrimage to our spiritual home of Barrow A.F.C. the birth place of 'COWPS' on tuesday night means a full block on communication as a vow of silence and pray is maintained throughtout tuesday evening (GMT).
Bible John i hope you arnt an unsavory character as your name sake was.
circa 1950's/60's glasgow, scotland, u.k., earth.
where numerous assaults on women and murders took place, currently unsolved, and the man was give the tabloid name of "Bible John"
may cowps bless you with goals, goals and goals,
IS COWPS GOD OR WHAT?
yes he is 575 app = 250+ goals
praise be to COWPS |
Papa Lazarou
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Posted - 2003.09.08 14:11:00 -
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Bible John, like you I am also a man of God. My corporation (although small) believes that death is only the beginning, let us take care of your loved ones biomass so that they may forever rest in piece. Feel free to contact us if any of you here have lost a loved one, and for a small price, we will take their biomass and dispose of it in a dignified way (probably just dump it in an asteroid field or fire it into the sun etc)  |
fallus
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Posted - 2003.09.08 14:22:00 -
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Edited by: fallus on 08/09/2003 14:23:09
Cowps??
Why would anyone want to worship an ex-semi-pro footballer who is really a painter and decorator in South Cumbria?
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tekforce
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Posted - 2003.09.08 14:59:00 -
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 This idea is stupid, your religion is stupid.
This "Crusade" will be crushed!
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Bible John
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Posted - 2003.09.08 15:22:00 -
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This idea is stupid, your religion is stupid.
This "Crusade" will be crushed!
No brother...you and your group of sinful bovines will not hinder our cause. |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.08 15:26:00 -
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Religion = the best way ever documented to make money and control people.
*****s came close for a while.
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Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Jernau Gurgeh
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Posted - 2003.09.08 15:30:00 -
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Quote:
Bible John, like you I am also a man of God. My corporation (although small) believes that death is only the beginning, let us take care of your loved ones biomass so that they may forever rest in piece. Feel free to contact us if any of you here have lost a loved one, and for a small price, we will take their biomass and dispose of it in a dignified way (probably just dump it in an asteroid field or fire it into the sun etc)
Hello Dave?
You're my wife now.
There are 10 sorts of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who do not. |
starmist
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Posted - 2003.09.08 15:55:00 -
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Bible John / Evil John has been reported as an ore thief.
A freelance Ni-Kunni merchant in the service of the empire. |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.08 15:59:00 -
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does he touch young players' "ore"
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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1of1
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Posted - 2003.09.08 17:20:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
Bible John, like you I am also a man of God. My corporation (although small) believes that death is only the beginning, let us take care of your loved ones biomass so that they may forever rest in piece. Feel free to contact us if any of you here have lost a loved one, and for a small price, we will take their biomass and dispose of it in a dignified way (probably just dump it in an asteroid field or fire it into the sun etc)
Hello Dave?
You're my wife now.
ROFL
Give me your ring Dave...
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Xen0
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Posted - 2003.09.08 17:39:00 -
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The moment Xen0 opened fire with his Tachyon beams, he said "Let there Be light", "And Riegn down destruction of the Apocalypse"
-=/Bah\=- |
Daesdemona
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Posted - 2003.09.08 17:43:00 -
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then he woke up with sticky pajamas.
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Bart: "Do you even have a job any more?"
Homer: "I think its obvious that I Don't"
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Marcus Grisbius
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Posted - 2003.09.08 18:36:00 -
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Edited by: Marcus Grisbius on 08/09/2003 18:59:25
I think that if this were a serious operation it would be cool. It would be neat to let people of like faith to have a common place of meeting. I am a r/l minister and would probably consider setting something like this up at some point.
If someone agrees with me and would like to see something like this happen, contact me in game. I had not thought of this idea before but might consider working something out. I'm sure we'd have to figure out how the EULA would work into it. But if people can break it with their profanity and religion bashing, I'm sure that some religious expression should be allowed.
However, since this seems to just be a scam to steal ore and such, I doubt I would be interested in joining this 'church'.
Certainty of death... little chance of success... what are we waiting for? - Gimli, son of Gloinn |
Bible John
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Posted - 2003.09.08 18:45:00 -
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However, since this is just a scam to steal ore and such, I doubt I would be interested in joining this 'church'.
You have a spectacularly un-christian level of trust brother for a "preacher"...The Lord will forgive. |
Marcus Grisbius
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Posted - 2003.09.08 18:58:00 -
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Grace and mercy are given freely, trust however must be earned. That being said I should edit my comment above to say that it 'seems' to be a scam and give you the benefit of the doubt (rather than faith) that you seem to require. I will change it and hope for the best from your dealings.
Certainty of death... little chance of success... what are we waiting for? - Gimli, son of Gloinn |
Zodiac Laserstorm
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Posted - 2003.09.08 18:59:00 -
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http://www.eve-online.com/background/potw/sep04.asp
Defenatly NOT the first religion ;]
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Kennian
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Posted - 2003.09.08 19:59:00 -
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you would think that people of this century would have better things to do than found a "church" to a mythical father figure that they can blame everything on...
my faith in humanity dwindles...
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Ganja
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Posted - 2003.09.08 20:20:00 -
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I'm anti-religious and obviously Athiest..
now die
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