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Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:22:00 -
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Hi, I just joined and I thought I'd tell you that this game is really dumb. I found out how to get a ship and undock etc. and then I tried to fight someone and got blowed up straight away and then every time I undocked I get blowed up straight away. Then I formed a fleet and undocked and we warped about and shot each other. Then I had a dual with a guy and got blowed up again.
I am in CHAVEN looking for some proper PvP. I have fitted 2 lazors to my ship so it's better than most I guess but I still lost the dual because my damage was like 2-3 and his was like 15-25. I think he had better skills. |

Dioxin 13
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:25:00 -
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WTF?! |

Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:27:00 -
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Oh yeah, and how the hell do I get ISK? Because I think I could win that dual with some shield or a better ship so if someone tells me that maybe I stand a chance? |

Steiner Schulze
The Nazrezim
6
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:28:00 -
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nice b8 m8
if you're for real, with that attitude you wont get any answers |

Dread Vixen
Dread Vixen's House of Whores
17
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:29:00 -
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0/10
bad troll |

Karen Avioras
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
120
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:31:00 -
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lol |

James Nikolas Tesla
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
8
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:36:00 -
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LMFAO I am an AFK miner, don't like it? Try to gank me, odds are I am already aligned and not that far from my keyboard. |

Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:38:00 -
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Okay, someone just said I should go to Jita so am heading there now. Is there going to be fights there? |

Thatt Guy
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
53
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:41:00 -
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0/10 obvious is obvious |

Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union SONS of BANE
171
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:42:00 -
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Yeah, a little too much... But quite amusing  |

Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
651
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:43:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:Okay, someone just said I should go to Jita so am heading there now. Is there going to be fights there?
There can be. Go to the station at plant 4, moon 4, the Caldari Navy Assembly Plant.
And don't listen to the nay-sayers here. You are 10x more awesome then most of the old time players who complain even though they have tons of isk and skills.
I wish more people had your go-get-em attitude.
Also, train for destroyers, they can fit like 7 guns. |

Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
220
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:49:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:Okay, someone just said I should go to Jita so am heading there now. Is there going to be fights there?
Yes, shoot at the ships called CONCORD, they're a guild that's always looking for a fight. |

Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:50:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Morgan Atrocious wrote:Okay, someone just said I should go to Jita so am heading there now. Is there going to be fights there? There can be. Go to the station at plant 4, moon 4, the Caldari Navy Assembly Plant. And don't listen to the nay-sayers here. You are 10x more awesome then most of the old time players who complain even though they have tons of isk and skills. I wish more people had your go-get-em attitude. Also, train for destroyers, they can fit like 7 guns.
Got it! Will train for destroyers.
Am in Jita now and there is a lot of people here. Will they all gang up on me? |

Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
651
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:55:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Morgan Atrocious wrote:Okay, someone just said I should go to Jita so am heading there now. Is there going to be fights there? There can be. Go to the station at plant 4, moon 4, the Caldari Navy Assembly Plant. And don't listen to the nay-sayers here. You are 10x more awesome then most of the old time players who complain even though they have tons of isk and skills. I wish more people had your go-get-em attitude. Also, train for destroyers, they can fit like 7 guns. Got it! Will train for destroyers. Am in Jita now and there is a lot of people here. Will they all gang up on me?
Most of them a docked, and just spam scams in local. Don't believe anything said in the local chat in Jita.
Go to the 4-4 CNAP station and wait for duels. Or start your own. |

Logical 101
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 03:56:00 -
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Rovinia wrote:quite amusing My favorite part was when he wrote "blowed up".
I hate when I blowed up too, especially when I'm trying to shooted things.
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Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:08:00 -
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I'm having trouble with the fleets thing. I think I need to put up an advert so we can all fly together but it's all standings and stuff. It doesn't make sense. |

Liam Inkuras
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
785
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:08:00 -
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You are a horrible troll I wear my goggles at night.
Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone |

Aralieus
Shadowbane Syndicate
194
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:11:00 -
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GTFO Oderint Dum Metuant |

Muestereate
Minions LLC
119
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:12:00 -
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Its your face. |

Seven Koskanaiken
Sons Of Saints Circle-Of-Two
697
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:15:00 -
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Meta trolling. |

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2398
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:17:00 -
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Posting in a stealth "Eve has sound?!" thread. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |

Inzax
38
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:19:00 -
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There you are my red headed step-child.
Go fix me a turkey pot pie! |

Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:29:00 -
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Okay I have 40 in fleet but still don't know how to fix the advert..
we will fight soon! |

Logical 101
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
82
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:32:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:I have 40 in fleet Thanks for the invite btw, but unfortunately I'm busy tonight, you know, washing my balls and such.
I wish you much success, Rocky Dennis! |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
1407
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:35:00 -
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+1 for creative use of rednecky lingo in a sci-fi game, "blowed up"... adding "real good" to that would have earned bonus points. 
Can't have a proper Apocalypse without "The Man", Johnny Cash. -áTrue story.
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Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:38:00 -
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I've been told to stop inviting people to my fleet now so I guess I can't fly with others. Thank you friends. |

Shadow Lord77
Shadow Industries I
404
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:40:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:Hi, I just joined and I thought I'd tell you that this game is really dumb. I found out how to get a ship and undock etc. and then I tried to fight someone and got blowed up straight away and then every time I undocked I get blowed up straight away. Then I formed a fleet and undocked and we warped about and shot each other. Then I had a dual with a guy and got blowed up again.
I am in CHAVEN looking for some proper PvP. I have fitted 2 lazors to my ship so it's better than most I guess but I still lost the dual because my damage was like 2-3 and his was like 15-25. I think he had better skills.
Amen brodah! This game is dumb! |

Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:47:00 -
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Ila Dace wrote:Posting in a stealth "Eve has sound?!" thread.
You have some lovely assets
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Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:54:00 -
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Anal rant in a troll thread :
The correct past tense for the word "blow" is "blew", NOT "blowed".
The same way as people who incorrectly wrote "bare", which should be "bear" .. in the context of "Who would bear the cost?". Incorrect "payed", which should be correctly written as "paid" .. in the context of " I paid $100 for this shirt". It's not a rope.
Lots of other examples. Yep, the younger generations today are getting dumber 
This link is pretty interesting : Link
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Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 04:57:00 -
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Okay then, so I blue up. Happy now grammer ****? |

Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
651
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Posted - 2013.12.30 05:04:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:Okay then, so I blue up. Happy now grammer ****?
Shoot blues everyday |

Aiwha
Infinite Point Nulli Secunda
669
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Posted - 2013.12.30 05:05:00 -
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Stop sending me fleet invites. We're winning the war if it says so on CAOD! -á
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Jamagh
Sci Adventures
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Posted - 2013.12.30 05:05:00 -
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Steiner Schulze wrote:nice b8 m8
if you're for real, with that attitude you wont get any answers
With that face, he won't get any d8s either. Seriously OP, you have a face only a blind troll would love. And I don't think she loved you that much. "Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."-á CCP Navigator. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4073
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Posted - 2013.12.30 05:07:00 -
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I think the OP is trolling, but when people say "Eve is dumb, I could not do anything/win" I say "it may be dumb, but you got beaten by dumb".
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Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 05:15:00 -
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Has anyone heard of Goons? I just got invited to join them and am flying like 25 jumps to get into their corp. Apparently they have free ships and stuff. |

Shepard Wong Ogeko
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
652
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Posted - 2013.12.30 05:21:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:Has anyone heard of Goons? I just got invited to join them and am flying like 25 jumps to get into their corp. Apparently they have free ships and stuff.
Yes, frigates and most destroyers are free. |

Logical 101
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 06:10:00 -
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Shepard Wong Ogeko wrote:Yes, frigates and most destroyers are free. The web has been cast! |

Starbuck05
SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2013.12.30 06:26:00 -
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This guy mde my day :)
" i have lazorz so im better then most of them !" -á- I am the commanding officer , u should adress me as sir ! -á- But if i call u sir , what would i call your wife then ?? |

mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
388
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Posted - 2013.12.30 06:29:00 -
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errrr   real gamers only need one toon-á |

Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
3338
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Posted - 2013.12.30 06:33:00 -
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Uh, the goons are just gonna kill you... Repeatedly... The Drake is a Lie |

Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.30 07:14:00 -
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The Goons have been very welcoming. They even let me in their POS! |

Iria Ahrens
Space Perverts and Forum Pirates
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Posted - 2013.12.30 07:18:00 -
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Work on your trolling skills. You have to keep it simple, otherwise you trip over yourself and give it away.
0/10 Because you disdained all my counsel, and my reproof you ignoredGÇö I, in my turn, will laugh at your doom; will mock when terror overtakes you; -- Ultimate Griefer's Handbook |

raney ilara
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.12.30 08:59:00 -
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I don't know if you were trying to make me laugh but you did.
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Katran Luftschreck
Stillwater Corporation
2098
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Posted - 2013.12.30 12:48:00 -
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-1/10
That's zero for trolling and a one point deduction for failing 3rd grade English. Nullsec in a Nutshell: http://nedroid.com/comics/2006-08-24-2155-arrrdino.gif |

Rhatar Khurin
Happy Asteroid Ltd
474
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Posted - 2013.12.30 13:01:00 -
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I think he's adorable. Can i keep him? |

Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
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Posted - 2013.12.30 13:16:00 -
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So I came in here expecting a discussion on gravitational physics and how it is poorly applied in EvE and now I just don't... I mean... wait...
/me walks away confused. -á"Miners mine so I don't have to." ~Metal Icarus |

James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
7981
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Posted - 2013.12.30 13:20:00 -
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THIS GAME ISN'T RELATIVISTIC
Except when the cyno dies and you land in the center of the sun.
I have a video of that happening. Maybe I should upload it. If I didn't delete it. It's probably on my external HD in my dorm 500 miles away though. Latest video - Pandemic Legion titan and supers killed |

Haedonism Bot
Revolutionary Front
702
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Posted - 2013.12.30 13:36:00 -
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Sturmwolke wrote:Anal rant in a troll thread : The correct past tense for the word "blow" is "blew", NOT "blowed". The same way as people who incorrectly wrote "bare", which should be "bear" .. in the context of "Who would bear the cost?". Incorrect "payed", which should be correctly written as "paid" .. in the context of " I paid $100 for this shirt". It's not a rope. Lots of other examples. Yep, the younger generations today are getting dumber  This link is pretty interesting : Link
Put this guy on your list. He's asking to get blowed up real soon. everevolutionaryfront.blogspot.com |

Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
Arbitrary Spaceship Destruction The Devil's Warrior Alliance
107
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Posted - 2013.12.30 13:40:00 -
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What's a JEETUH?? http://www.devilswarrior.info/killboard/?a=home |

Wu Jiaqiu
Heretic Army Heretic Initiative
168
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Posted - 2013.12.30 13:46:00 -
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This game is dumb. I kept an exotic dancer and a janitor in my cargo for 6 months. I haven't even heard from HR anything about a relationship is developing. In addition to this boring dynamic, you can't even see these characters aside from their copy paste icons. I went into captains quarters mode and I was willing to invite them in for a talk, but CCP and their lazy monkeys did NOT even consider this standard feature. I will attempt to consult with my dancer again and to see what the problem is. I will also consider getting a militant as these two types of people share a more edgy lifestyle and chemistry.
This game is ******* stupid. |

Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
253
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Posted - 2013.12.30 14:00:00 -
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Wu Jiaqiu wrote:This game is dumb. I kept an exotic dancer and a janitor in my cargo for 6 months. I haven't even heard from HR anything about a relationship is developing. In addition to this boring dynamic, you can't even see these characters aside from their copy paste icons. I went into captains quarters mode and I was willing to invite them in for a talk, but CCP and their lazy monkeys did NOT even consider this standard feature. I will attempt to consult with my dancer again and to see what the problem is. I will also consider getting a militant as these two types of people share a more edgy lifestyle and chemistry.
This game is ******* stupid.
+1 for making me shoot coffee out my nose.
-á"Miners mine so I don't have to." ~Metal Icarus |

Xavier Higdon
Wolfbane Hauler Inc
277
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Posted - 2013.12.30 14:31:00 -
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Sturmwolke wrote:Anal rant in a troll thread : The correct past tense for the word "blow" is "blew", NOT "blowed". The same way as people who incorrectly wrote "bare", which should be "bear" .. in the context of "Who would bear the cost?". Incorrect "payed", which should be correctly written as "paid" .. in the context of " I paid $100 for this shirt". It's not a rope. Lots of other examples. Yep, the younger generations today are getting dumber  This link is pretty interesting : Link
I never hold mixing up bare and bear against someone. It must be the most confusing set of words in English. One can bare their body, or bear clothing. One can make a tree bare, but then that tree will never bear fruit. Though the most confusing has to be the past tense, as bear becomes bore. I think that's where most of the confusion comes from. If you see that the tree once bore fruit you might think it will "bare" fruit again. Since bear, bore and borne aren't that common in writing anymore, but bare is, people get them mixed up quite often. Adding -ed to a word to make it past tense when you shouldn't is something I hate, though. Such as, "That hurted!" That makes me grimace. Wolfbane Hauler Inc Looking For Combat And Industrial Pilots |

Logical 101
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
98
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Posted - 2013.12.30 16:33:00 -
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Xavier Higdon wrote:"That hurted!" That makes me grimace. My nephew likes to say "I seen it" instead of "I saw it".
I blame the schools. It's all sexting, Spacebook, MyFace and Tweeter these days.
Damn kids and their hippity hop and their rubstep music. |

Ioci
Bad Girl Posse Somethin Awfull Forums
486
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Posted - 2013.12.30 16:36:00 -
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Morgan Atrocious wrote:The Goons have been very welcoming. They even let me in their POS!
Gewns truly are our Ambassadors. They treat most new accounts like their own! R.I.P. Vile Rat |

Major Xadi
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
30
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Posted - 2013.12.30 16:48:00 -
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1. If any of you blew up your just boring. I got blowed up lots of times. It's just more fun that way. 2. Don't always assume trolling. Some people are really like this. 3. I'm never going back to cable tv. This stuff is way more entertaining and waaaay less money. |

Demure Guise
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.12.30 17:16:00 -
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The OP is either a troll who doesn't know when to stop overdoing it or a player who is as much use as a glass buttock. Given the state of the Internet it could be either or even both. :D |

Morgan Atrocious
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
8
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Posted - 2013.12.30 18:03:00 -
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Okay, they caught me and did blow me up :( |

celebro
Perpetuum Industries
97
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Posted - 2013.12.30 18:18:00 -
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Sigh* This trolling is so obvious..... |

Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
3338
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Posted - 2013.12.30 18:35:00 -
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We told you so!
The Drake is a Lie |

kes88
Swords of Persephone
39
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Posted - 2013.12.30 18:36:00 -
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*Woooouuuhhhwoooo* "ISD clean-up on Aisle 4 please, clean-up on Aisle 4"  |

Sentamon
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
1310
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Posted - 2013.12.30 18:41:00 -
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lol great post ~ Professional Forum Alt -á~ |

TharOkha
0asis Group
715
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Posted - 2013.12.30 19:03:00 -
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ATTENTION
  PLEASE DONT FEED THE TROLL AND LET THIS THREAD DIE, THANK YOU    GÇ£If reality can destroy the dream, why shouldnt the dream destroy reality?GÇ¥ |

Magna Mortem
the noise a cow makes while mating
151
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Posted - 2013.12.30 19:04:00 -
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It's really telling that people only fall for the really obvious troll while at the same time keep feeding the other ones. |
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CCP Logibro
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2013.12.30 19:15:00 -
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Locked for trolling and spam. CCP Logibro // EVE Universe Community Team // Distributor of Nanites
@CCP_Logibro |
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