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Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1311
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Posted - 2013.12.31 09:16:00 -
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posting in stealth Goon recruitment thread
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Logical 101
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
107
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Posted - 2013.12.31 09:18:00 -
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Dinsdale Pirannha wrote:the cool kids
The coolest.
Of course, none of these people you see here are actual Goons. They're EVE players.
The W-Hats are few and far between these days. |
Yarda Black
Epidemic.
Spaceship Samurai
4
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Posted - 2013.12.31 10:32:00 -
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I'm very disappointed in the OP. Who and what Goons are is well-known. They have a very capable propaganda machine.
IF this is not a very bad and messed up recruitment post;
Goon philosophy boils down to this:
You are contraint by morality in real-life 24/7. So let it go in a virtual enviroment and be the awfull dude you want to be, but cant be in real-life.
So the proper answer is this: Either they're nice or they're goons. Nice goons are traitors to their cause and a disgrace to Goonswarm in general.
Now here's the really fun part: What better way to be a proper Goon then to be all nice first and "themselves" later?
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saltrock0000
Obsessive Compulsive Diasaster
111
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Posted - 2013.12.31 10:45:00 -
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What ever you do, don't fall for the whole "we need a security deposit of x amount" as this is a scam.
The hardest thing about goons is getting in legitamatly, you have 2 options:
1) Pay to join the SA forums and buy your way in after I think 6 months of membership - GG
2) have a friend in goons
Any other way is 99% likely to be a tarp and a scam attempt. Don't give any ISK/contract any assets/move any capitals to join.
Good Luck your going to need it!
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Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1312
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Posted - 2013.12.31 10:48:00 -
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saltrock0000 wrote:
1) Pay to join the SA forums and buy your way in after I think 6 months of membership - GG
2) have a friend in goons
If I pay a "friend" in goons instead of paying SA, will that work?
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Clem Fandango
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2013.12.31 10:51:00 -
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I never really knew much about "goons", but if this thread is anything to go by they've done an A+ mind **** on the people of Eve Online, down to having a whole mythology and secret initiations. Well played "goons". |
Brendan Anneto
Gladiators of Rage
Fidelas Constans
17
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Posted - 2013.12.31 10:53:00 -
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Diamond Zerg wrote:Hello.
I'm a player with a medium level of combat experience in EVE, looking to get into fleet command.
However, I'm not sure what kind of nullsec group to join. I probably wouldn't join the "rus" coalition as I only speak English, so that leaves N3 or Goons for the major blocs.
From the picture the Mittani paints on his site, the Goonswarm have great camaraderie with their fellow alliance members.
Anyway, I'd like to ask, are Goons friendly to their (non main corp/something awful) members?
Are they very supportive of letting somewhat new players learn how to command fleets?
The whole of the CFC are nice people
Proverbs 1:26-27 |
Knights Armament
We Chosen Chaos'd all over you non-factors
172
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Posted - 2013.12.31 10:53:00 -
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Diamond Zerg wrote:Hello.
I'm a player with a medium level of combat experience in EVE, looking to get into fleet command.
However, I'm not sure what kind of nullsec group to join. I probably wouldn't join the "rus" coalition as I only speak English, so that leaves N3 or Goons for the major blocs.
From the picture the Mittani paints on his site, the Goonswarm have great camaraderie with their fellow alliance members.
Anyway, I'd like to ask, are Goons friendly to their (non main corp/something awful) members?
Are they very supportive of letting somewhat new players learn how to command fleets?
I'll give you an example of the average goonfleet life.
You sign up to somethingawful, post, and keep posting in every thread not eve-related for 3 months or longer, you need to manage to do this without being banned, fyad is your best option. Eventually you'll apply to goonwaffe through the website, you'll sign up for a squad, and read the goonwaffe forums. Now you'll login to mumble, and listen to dabigredboat on comms, you'll make fun of him, tell him the only reason he has 20 eve accounts is to make up for his remaining 20 years left of life as a virgin.
Eventually you'll get kicked out, because dabigredboat will move you into the cap fleet channel & you'll be called a spy, all new players experience this, its normal. You'll join factions and make way more isk anyway.
http://evemouthbreathers.blogspot.com/
https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=29554516-05f9-4eca-a942-32e1701a6569&action=buddy |
John Holt
Apollo Technologies Inc
Luna Sanguinem
24
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Posted - 2013.12.31 13:29:00 -
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Sure, the goons are great. Find one and he will offer to carry all your stuff to 00 and collect the fee for joining.
Done my time in null sec, now I'm just a Privateer wandering around High and Low Sec.
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
4964
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Posted - 2013.12.31 13:46:00 -
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Dinsdale Pirannha wrote:Yes Diamond Zerg.
Please keep us abreast of your efforts to join goons.
I am thinking I would like to also apply to play with the cool kids, but am afraid I am just too dorky.
Such honesty, brevity and candor... have you given up tinfoil trolling for New Years Dinsdale?
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
Dinsdale Pirannha
Pirannha Corp
1809
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Posted - 2013.12.31 15:09:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:Dinsdale Pirannha wrote:Yes Diamond Zerg.
Please keep us abreast of your efforts to join goons.
I am thinking I would like to also apply to play with the cool kids, but am afraid I am just too dorky. Such honesty, brevity and candor... have you given up tinfoil trolling for New Years Dinsdale?
For new readers, yeah, guess the sarcasm could easily be missed.
However, you should know better.
I am twisting and perverting a line from the wise and great Groucho Marx here, but if I truly wanted to be in the goon's club, then I am a lower class of human, and should be forced to quit Eve.
Most people viewed Orwell's writings as a warning.
The harper regime and the goons treat them as a guidebook. |
Buck Badger
Enlightened Industries
37
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Posted - 2013.12.31 15:39:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Not sure if this is the worst infiltration attempt I have ever seen..... or....um...... the..uh...... nope, worst infiltration attempt ever.
He wants to join the biggest Corporation in the biggest Alliance in the biggest Coalition while they're involved in the biggest war. How could anyone think he's a spy?
"Trust no one.-á As soon as God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them."-á Hunter Gathers |
Silvetica Dian
Manson Family
Advent of Fate
527
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Posted - 2013.12.31 16:54:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Test Alliance Image Macros in local during The Mittani's Last Mistake (aka Fountain War) definitely demonstrate how badly letting people talk in local can be
Or the SMA "oook" spam.
i have half that alliance on ignore to combat that idiocy.
here is a list of all the fiat currencies that didn't end up at zero value.....and here is a list of the places where a currency pegged to a real commodity has successfully co-existed with compound interest....-á Here is a physics professor explaining why sustainable growth isn't a thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-QA2rkpBSY |
ElQuirko
Black Dragon Fighting Society
The Devil's Tattoo
3151
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Posted - 2013.12.31 16:56:00 -
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wat^435345345x+3/10 for effort
Dodixie > Hek |
NickSuccorso
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
Surely You're Joking
39
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:07:00 -
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Diamond Zerg wrote:It does seem like a strange rule.
Perhaps they're training for deployments to W-space?
It is because they want to be respected. No one respects smack talkers. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
6020
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:08:00 -
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NickSuccorso wrote:Diamond Zerg wrote:It does seem like a strange rule.
Perhaps they're training for deployments to W-space? It is because they want to be respected. No one respects smack talkers.
No one respects crude blobbers that have no skill anyway.
^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
There are no goons. The goons' 0.0 dream is over. |
Daimon Kaiera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
495
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:22:00 -
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James Amril-Kesh wrote:Diamond Zerg wrote:I've also heard that RAZOR has a "no smack talk" policy, which doesn't appeal to me. Actually it's a "don't talk in local with hostiles present" policy.
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Prie Mary
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:57:00 -
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There is a war on? |
Aiwha
Infinite Point
Nulli Secunda
669
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Posted - 2013.12.31 18:52:00 -
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Prie Mary wrote:There is a war on?
CVA is fighting asteroids.
We're winning the war if it says so on CAOD! -á
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Liam Inkuras
Chaotic Tranquility
Casoff
796
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Posted - 2013.12.31 19:07:00 -
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10/10 for eliciting this many responses, but 9/10 for failing to fool me.
I wear my goggles at night.
Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone |
Ckra Trald
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
277
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Posted - 2014.01.01 01:35:00 -
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Hello, I am a recruiter for Goonswarm! To gain entry, a deposit of 500m isk to my account will override the Something Awful Forum requirement, along with this:
-Full ship replacement!
-Free ships, skillbooks and capital ships!
-Fly with the best and get free isk for FCing!
Many others make this claim, but I am working closely to get you into goonswarm!
^^ poorly made blunt forum post above ^^ |
Logical 101
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
111
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Posted - 2014.01.01 01:55:00 -
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Liam Inkuras wrote:10/10 for eliciting this many responses, but 9/10 for failing to fool me.
I was going to give you 1/10 for that superfluous post... but that mustache bumps it to 9/10 minimum. |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1392
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Posted - 2014.01.01 19:58:00 -
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Aiwha wrote:Prie Mary wrote:There is a war on? CVA is fighting asteroids.
And winning FYI.
BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1392
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Posted - 2014.01.01 19:59:00 -
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Solai wrote:Is there any particular reason you're un-interested in the other, non-GSF members of the CFC?
Lets be realistic here.
How many bands do you know where you can name any of the members besides the lead singer?
BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty. |
Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
465
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Posted - 2014.01.01 20:33:00 -
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Diamond Zerg wrote:
Anyway, I'd like to ask, are Goons friendly to their (non main corp/something awful) members?
Are they very supportive of letting somewhat new players learn how to command fleets?
Depends, what's in it for them?
No, only fleets of newbs to be used as cannon fodder, er, strategic diversions.
Wanting to be in Goons is akin to wanting a flaming gasoline enema after being sodomized with a rusty metal fencepost..
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Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
785
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Posted - 2014.01.01 20:46:00 -
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NickSuccorso wrote:Diamond Zerg wrote:It does seem like a strange rule.
Perhaps they're training for deployments to W-space? It is because they want to be respected. No one respects smack talkers.
If Razor wanted pubbie respect, they've possibly blued the wrong people. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6031
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Posted - 2014.01.01 21:35:00 -
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Pewty McPew wrote:Diamond Zerg wrote:
Anyway, I'd like to ask, are Goons friendly to their (non main corp/something awful) members?
Are they very supportive of letting somewhat new players learn how to command fleets?
Depends, what's in it for them? No, only fleets of newbs to be used as cannon fodder, er, strategic diversions. Wanting to be in Goons is akin to wanting a flaming gasoline enema after being sodomized with a rusty metal fencepost..
Wrong and wrong.
Blues are blues, even goons who post badly will get whacked by deadtear.
In fountain, there was a broadcast fleet that was something like "a newbie wants to learn eve by starting a fleet, please help them by joining". I don't remember what happened to the fleet.
Somewhere it was noted that newbies that start off leading fleets tend to actually become FCs, vets who try after a year or two are less likely, or such
^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
6031
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Posted - 2014.01.01 21:37:00 -
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Proletariat Tingtango wrote:NickSuccorso wrote:Diamond Zerg wrote:It does seem like a strange rule.
Perhaps they're training for deployments to W-space? It is because they want to be respected. No one respects smack talkers. If Razor wanted pubbie respect, they've possibly blued the wrong people.
Isn't that what test thought?
They're very respected now
^^ Delicious goon ((tech nerf, siphon, drone assist, supercap)) tears.
Taking a wrecking ball to the futile hopes and broken dreams of skillless blobbers. |
James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation
Goonswarm Federation
8029
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Posted - 2014.01.01 21:54:00 -
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Proletariat Tingtango wrote:NickSuccorso wrote:Diamond Zerg wrote:It does seem like a strange rule.
Perhaps they're training for deployments to W-space? It is because they want to be respected. No one respects smack talkers. If Razor wanted pubbie respect, they've possibly blued the wrong people.
That's what I said, basically.
Their reply was more or less "we don't sink to their level. Now shut the **** up."
I will not be surprised if we eventually reset them.
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