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Niden
Moira. Villore Accords
19
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Posted - 2014.01.02 15:43:00 -
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Dear CCP
The Tristan is a wonderful ship, but oh so ugly it almost looks Caldari. Please consider laying this tired old joke of a ship design to rest and give it a new look! I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything else than a fat guy carrying an American football.
Thank you for your consideration.
Moira. corp | Villore Accords alliance | Gallente militia @Niden_GMVA |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
821
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Posted - 2014.01.02 15:52:00 -
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Niden wrote:Dear CCP
The Tristan is a wonderful ship, but oh so ugly it almost looks Caldari. Please consider laying this tired old joke of a ship design to rest and give it a new look! I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything else than a fat guy carrying an American football.
Thank you for your consideration.
DON'T TOUCH MY FAT MAN!  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Kaerakh
Obscure Joke Implied Kiki's Delivery Service.
76
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Posted - 2014.01.02 16:06:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Niden wrote:Dear CCP
The Tristan is a wonderful ship, but oh so ugly it almost looks Caldari. Please consider laying this tired old joke of a ship design to rest and give it a new look! I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything else than a fat guy carrying an American football.
Thank you for your consideration.
DON'T TOUCH MY FAT MAN! 
=O My fatman is so beautiful though. Don't touch it! How can you say such a horrible, terrible, despicable, loathsome, horrendous, out of line, tyrannical, arrogant, egotistical, and cruel thing? |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
822
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Posted - 2014.01.02 16:13:00 -
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Kaerakh wrote:Debora Tsung wrote:Niden wrote:Dear CCP
The Tristan is a wonderful ship, but oh so ugly it almost looks Caldari. Please consider laying this tired old joke of a ship design to rest and give it a new look! I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything else than a fat guy carrying an American football.
Thank you for your consideration.
DON'T TOUCH MY FAT MAN!  =O My fatman is so beautiful though. Don't touch it! How can you say such a horrible, terrible, despicable, loathsome, horrendous, out of line, tyrannical, arrogant, egotistical, and cruel thing?
I'd reconsider that line if I were somehow convinced it was being touched by a beautiful young lady. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699
Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Kaerakh
Obscure Joke Implied Kiki's Delivery Service.
76
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Posted - 2014.01.02 16:23:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Kaerakh wrote:Debora Tsung wrote:Niden wrote:Dear CCP
The Tristan is a wonderful ship, but oh so ugly it almost looks Caldari. Please consider laying this tired old joke of a ship design to rest and give it a new look! I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything else than a fat guy carrying an American football.
Thank you for your consideration.
DON'T TOUCH MY FAT MAN!  =O My fatman is so beautiful though. Don't touch it! How can you say such a horrible, terrible, despicable, loathsome, horrendous, out of line, tyrannical, arrogant, egotistical, and cruel thing? I'd reconsider that line if I were somehow convinced it was being touched by a beautiful young lady.
Actually I was just quoting you for +1 value. I was mostly talking to the OP, but I think I can get behind a photoshoot with some pretty Jin-Mei girls around the Tristan. ^^ |

Niden
Moira. Villore Accords
19
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Posted - 2014.01.02 16:31:00 -
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Nah I'm not buying it. The only reson people like it because it's comic relief, like the Gimli of EVE. It's such a cool ship but it looks like a drunken bet gone wrong. Moira. corp | Villore Accords alliance | Gallente militia @Niden_GMVA |

Kaerakh
Obscure Joke Implied Kiki's Delivery Service.
76
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Posted - 2014.01.02 16:33:00 -
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Niden wrote:Nah I'm not buying it. The only reson people like it because it's comic relief, like the Gimli of EVE. It's such a cool ship but it looks like a drunken bet gone wrong.
You take that back! My baby doesn't deserve such unjust insults! |

Batelle
Komm susser Tod
1081
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Posted - 2014.01.02 16:55:00 -
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its a dream boat.
No touchy. "CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"
Never forget. |

Harvey James
The Sengoku Legacy
625
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:14:00 -
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i've always liked the tristan model .. there are much worse models out there to fix first either way Tech 3's need to be multi role ships not cruiser hulls with battleship tank and insane resists ABC's are clearly T2 in all but name.. remove drone assist mechanic. Nerf web strength ..... module tiercide FTW role based instead of tiers please. |

Mr Doctor
Sex Machineguns
79
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:28:00 -
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Tristans pretty - look sstraight out of manga.... if it wasnt green. I really want the Ishkur model switched over to a Tristan.  |

Neurale Obutale
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:29:00 -
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This Tristan redesign from Fanfest 2012 looks pretty nice. |

Seranova Farreach
590
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:37:00 -
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Niden wrote:Dear CCP
The Tristan is a wonderful ship, but oh so ugly it almost looks Caldari. Please consider laying this tired old joke of a ship design to rest and give it a new look! I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything else than a fat guy carrying an American football.
Thank you for your consideration.
what about a navitas btu squished length ways and then add the 4 limbs on? _______________________ http://i.imgur.com/d9Ee2ik.jpg
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Seranova Farreach
590
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:39:00 -
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Neurale Obutale wrote:This Tristan redesign from Fanfest 2012 looks pretty nice. Much Want! _______________________ http://i.imgur.com/d9Ee2ik.jpg
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Kaerakh
Obscure Joke Implied Kiki's Delivery Service.
76
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Posted - 2014.01.02 18:08:00 -
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Seranova Farreach wrote:Neurale Obutale wrote:This Tristan redesign from Fanfest 2012 looks pretty nice. Much Want!
Agreed, that's one skexy looking boat. |

Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
31
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Posted - 2014.01.02 18:54:00 -
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Disagree with OP. Tristan is my favorite looking frigate. It is also the only one that I sometimes jump into just to run a mission with because I like it that much.
Now if we could just get rockets back onto it... |

Master Sergeant MacRobert
Space-Brewery-Association 24eme Legion Etrangere
29
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Posted - 2014.01.02 18:58:00 -
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The Tristan model stays. v3 it but don't you dare alter it. |

Xindi Kraid
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
697
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Posted - 2014.01.02 19:35:00 -
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Fatman looks fine, and there's plenty of other ships much much more hideous that needed a remake the second they came out. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
8762
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Posted - 2014.01.02 19:50:00 -
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Tristan is just another in a line of gallente drone boats without visible drone bay.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Felsusguy
Aliastra Gallente Federation
302
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Posted - 2014.01.02 20:21:00 -
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Neurale Obutale wrote:This Tristan redesign from Fanfest 2012 looks pretty nice. Me gusta! That's one beautiful ship.
If the Tristan's model is changed to this, I'd probably go out and buy one just because of the new model. How droll. |

I am disposable
Republic University Minmatar Republic
24
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:28:00 -
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I like the Tristan model aside from the token asymmetrical bit on the side. I'll never understand why CCP hates symmetry so much.
Besides, ships like the Moa and Dominix exist, so stop complaining. |

Tabris Katz
The Ecstatic Cult of Dionysus Trifectas Syndicate
19
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Posted - 2014.01.03 02:28:00 -
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Niden wrote:Dear CCP
The Tristan is a wonderful ship, but oh so ugly it almost looks Caldari. Please consider laying this tired old joke of a ship design to rest and give it a new look! I cannot, for the life of me, think of anything else than a fat guy carrying an American football.
Thank you for your consideration.
Don't you dare suggest changing the Tristan!!! I have good memories of my flying octopus! |

Arthur Aihaken
The.VOID
2681
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Posted - 2014.01.03 03:35:00 -
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Great, now all I'll think of is the Pillsbury Doughboy whenever I see a Tristan...  I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week. |

Aglais
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
452
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Posted - 2014.01.03 04:40:00 -
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Interesting.
Despite all of you positing that this ship most closely resembles an obese man with a football, I still see nothing but some sort of weird starfish. |

Felsusguy
Aliastra Gallente Federation
303
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Posted - 2014.01.03 05:14:00 -
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Aglais wrote:Interesting.
Despite all of you positing that this ship most closely resembles an obese man with a football, I still see nothing but some sort of weird starfish. I've always thought it looked like a crab. How droll. |

Ciba Lexlulu
Stay Frosty.
34
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Posted - 2014.01.03 08:11:00 -
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Mushroom! it is a flying mushroom... |

Niden
Moira. Villore Accords
19
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Posted - 2014.01.03 09:04:00 -
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One notes that most of the endearing comments about the ship are because it's... comic relief. Not many actually think it looks wicked cool.
Neurale Obutale wrote:This Tristan redesign from Fanfest 2012 looks pretty nice.
Now THIS is somerthing I could fly and not be ashamed of! Let's hope someone at CCP shares my plight and puts this re-design on the top of the pile :)
Moira. corp | Villore Accords alliance | Gallente militia @Niden_GMVA |

Johann Rascali
Crunchy Crunchy The Obsidian Front
83
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Posted - 2014.01.03 10:48:00 -
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I was a bit depressed when the Nemesis went from being a torpedo-heaving fat kid to the Batwing. And the Hound lost its shark fin.
And the Comet lost its police paint job.
The artists obviously hate us. |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
831
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Posted - 2014.01.03 10:51:00 -
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Kaerakh wrote:Actually I was just quoting you for +1 value. I was mostly talking to the OP, but I think I can get behind a photoshoot with some pretty Jin-Mei girls around the Tristan. ^^ Don't worry that was just my attempt of a bad joke.
My Fat man... touched by a beatifull young lady... hue hue hue durrrr....
I know, I've made worse jokes with a better punch line but this one was not only but also disgustingly boring. 
EDIT: That's by the way the point were I'd expect people to go all "facepalm" and *double facepalm" etc. on me.  Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Debora Tsung
The Investment Bankers Guild
831
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Posted - 2014.01.03 10:55:00 -
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Felsusguy wrote:Aglais wrote:Interesting.
Despite all of you positing that this ship most closely resembles an obese man with a football, I still see nothing but some sort of weird starfish. I've always thought it looked like a crab.
I thought it always looked like some sort of evil armored cyborg space eye with machinery attached to it. Stupidity should be a bannable offense.
Also This --> https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=216699 Please stop making "afk cloak" threads, thanks in advance. |

Felsusguy
Aliastra Gallente Federation
309
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Posted - 2014.01.03 11:17:00 -
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Well if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that the Tristan looks a helluva lot more like [insert random object here] than it does a ship. The Tristan redesign mock-up that was linked earlier looks beastly. If the Tristan gets changed to that, I might not mind the Ishkur getting the Tristan's model.
Just kidding, touch my Ishkur and I'll hurt you in all the meaningful ways.  How droll. |
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