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BCBArclight
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Posted - 2006.03.17 18:04:00 -
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While being bored at work I read this:
This amazing success, which has mostly come about in the last three decades or so, can be largely accredited to one man: Poire Viladillet, CEO of the Quafe Company for the past 35 years. Under his leadership the company has ascended from a position as one of several leading soft drink manufacturers into clear and undisputed market supremacy.
Now go here:
Poire Viladillet
Is it me or does he look like a she?
I think CCP should change this 
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Khis
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Posted - 2006.03.17 18:42:00 -
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That's what happens when you drink too much Quafe. 
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Barek Ironfist
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Posted - 2006.03.17 18:43:00 -
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I always thought all gallente where women. 
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.03.17 18:53:00 -
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 Originally by: Barek Ironfist
I always thought all gallente where women.
I can see how you got confused - the truth is that all gallente love men.
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Quanteeri
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Posted - 2006.03.17 18:56:00 -
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Maybe they replaced the human excrement component of Quafe with female growth hormones.
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Jinx Barker
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Posted - 2006.03.17 19:16:00 -
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I used to be an Amarr... after 3 years of drinking quaffe... well you can see the rsult.
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Lache Malaxoru
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Posted - 2006.03.17 19:19:00 -
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Also I found that most of the Quafe factorys buy a lot of garbage, in my trading days...
Honestly, check the thing out, the bigest garbage market is sustained by the Quafe stations that buy tons of it.
Now what do you think Quafe is made from ?
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BCBArclight
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Posted - 2006.03.20 14:48:00 -
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 Yes garbage adds to the flavour of the drink.... and the bacteria on the garbage help ferment the mixture
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Jowen Datloran
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Posted - 2006.03.20 14:55:00 -
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Edited by: Jowen Datloran on 20/03/2006 14:56:40
Yes, as you might have noticed is Quafe apparently made out of garbage flavoured with the taste of tobacco.
The cans are made out of isogen, zydrine and megacyte. Sadly they can't be recyled.
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