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Karx	Posted - 2006.03.17 21:09:00 - [1] Edited by: Karx on 17/03/2006 21:11:21 Edited by: Karx on 17/03/2006 21:10:07 For all wannabe pirates like myself, please pay attention to detail and dont do something you think is suspicious. I found this out a very hard and stupid way today.. A long long time ago tra la la la lala, Happy karx was just starting his piracy career in the Siseide system. Just average pirate noob stuff, warped in lockd a frig and cruiser in my rupture, they got boo boo's, ransoming stuff, etc. Little did I know I was being nossed until my disruptor went out and I was left all alone. After all the local chat some noob messages me and says he needs my help with a mission in the system, his cruiser got destroyed by a rat and he needed me to bring his loot to a safespot for him. ~I KNOW THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC STORY~ And being the dunce/good samaritan I am I fell for it.. So I formed a gang and warped to his position....very very bad after that. I landed in a safespot with mobile warp disruptors and webbers- thats not the worst part. The worst part were the ravens outfitted with tech 2 torps...Here is the chat that follows with notations of what is happening and creative editing. I warp in tiller > wow karx tiller > now you really in trouble Karx > yeah Karx > im REALLY IN BIGZ TROUBLE now tiller > very Karx > lol how ironic I ASK FOR A RANSOM(I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE NAMED MY RUPTURE "Karx's Munnin" Karx > um ransom? tiller > yes thats why I wanted you here tiller > hmhmhm tiller > 20m Karx > too much for me tiller > then eject and leave Karx > no then I dont get ANYTHING MR NICE MAN Karx > Id rather get the insurance Nagissa Kaworu > well you have to wait till next year tiller > sooooo Karx > soo.. tiller > how you gonna beat a tech2 fitted raven Karx > not gonna happen tiller > no PRETTY TECH 2 TORPS LAUNCHD Karx > wow pretty tiller > thats 1 salvo tiller > they happen every 7 secs INTERESTING CHIT CHAT tiller > :-D Karx > :D!!!! Karx > so hows your day? tiller > gg tiller > you ? Karx > um interesting Karx > had some cake Karx > hi guys how are you? SOME DUDE IN LOCAL TRIES TO SAVE HELPLESS ME WITH WORDS Ramond Turnicate > Leave Karx alone you evil pirate :p Nagissa Kaworu > fine thnx :) Karx > good to hear tiller > come to help him tiller > he needs you Ramond Turnicate > I only have a trista..... oh I mean I have a battlecruiser I SHOOT A VERY MEAN RAMMING TECH 2 HAULER tiller > leave poor spamy alone ya bully Ramond Turnicate > yes I will beat your COUCH like several eggs! Karx > ok nice man HE SHOOTS ME SOME MORE WITH TORPS AFTER I CEASE FIRE AND MY SHIP EXPLODES Karx > weeeeeee tiller > oopsy tiller > now go play pirates somewhere esle ;-) Karx > its ok my pod is safe dont worry tiller > this system is for nice people only Karx > yes happy candy man...it was fun on candyland lane.. tiller=Bad guy hurting me Karx=Your poor hero, me Ramond Turnicate=Some dude who tried to save me but decided not to later Nagissa Kaworu=Super Hauler I shot (sorry bout that, you can repaint it) As you can see, I um...wait, where am I goin with this? Um, Pay attention to detail and dont be a dunce like me, just remember the old saying that people say about not being like me. Sorry in advance about all the editing errors, format, repetiveness, and happy fun stuff like that. Tried to make it as enjoyable as possible
Espen	Posted - 2006.03.17 21:54:00 - [2] lol
Anjerrai Meloanis	Posted - 2006.03.17 22:10:00 - [3] i really dont get what we're supposed to reply to this with.. well done? uh.
Karx	Posted - 2006.03.17 22:16:00 - [4] Originally by: Anjerrai Meloanis i really dont get what we're supposed to reply to this with.. well done? That works, along with gj, omgz0r t3h funn3h, or here is 10mil for your loss, anything along those lines, just posted this so people wouldnt be as slow as me, and its funny...cmon you know it is
Nagissa Kaworu	Posted - 2006.03.17 22:17:00 - [5] Originally by: Karx Originally by: Anjerrai Meloanis i really dont get what we're supposed to reply to this with.. well done? That works, along with gj, omgz0r t3h funn3h, or here is 10mil for your loss, anything along those lines, just posted this so people wouldnt be as slow as me, and its funny...cmon you know it is It was damn funny laughed my ass off.
Thut'ankh Amon	Posted - 2006.03.17 22:24:00 - [6] it really is funny I'ja'me ro'vu Amon
tiller	Posted - 2006.03.17 22:30:00 - [7] blahblahblah Another happy customer of the 'tiller tacklepos of ransomage(tm)' Please come again click me for free forum smiley tool www.smileypad.com
Kelron Queldine	Posted - 2006.03.17 23:29:00 - [8] I had trouble making sense of your editing, but I thinkI found it funny. --------------------------- Signatures are for the weak.
Karx	Posted - 2006.03.17 23:34:00 - [9] Sorry about the editing,I thought I would rather take my own humorous shot at it then the forums bland ****. On another note I got my first kill, so its a good day after all
Kitty O'Shay	Posted - 2006.03.17 23:57:00 - [10] tiller 4TW -- ISSN's ISK sink
duffmantt	Posted - 2006.03.18 00:03:00 - [11] is Tacklepos TM code for 'Mobile ***ography storage' TM I Love Primarch* Currently recruiting!
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2006.03.18 01:01:00 - [12] Edited by: Tenacha Khan on 18/03/2006 01:01:27 tiller, you should drop a cyronosfiled (sp) in ostengele near a gate loaded with bubbles, keep scanning when your gate camping...could be fun The field loaded with bubbles not the gate Also, can you rename a field, maybe call it drone infestation, then you got a 50/50 chance Edit: forgot, you cant have bubbles in empire nm [And Wrangler > j00 -Eldo ~~I pwnt Wrangler - Tenacha~~
Deja Thoris	Posted - 2006.03.18 01:23:00 - [13] Originally by: Karx Originally by: Anjerrai Meloanis i really dont get what we're supposed to reply to this with.. well done? That works, along with ,gj, omgz0r t3h funn3h, or here is 10mil for your loss anything along those lines, just posted this so people wouldnt be as slow as me, and its funny...cmon you know it is gj, omgz0r t3h funn3h, here is 10mil for your loss
Karx	Posted - 2006.03.18 04:41:00 - [14] thanx there Deja
TuRtLe HeAd	Posted - 2006.03.18 10:25:00 - [15] message to wannabe be pirates. Don't. Theres to many pirates, be an anti pirate. ------------------------------------------------ Everyone is Entitled to thier own opinion, Its just yours stinks !
KilROCK	Posted - 2006.03.18 10:45:00 - [16] Edited by: KilROCK on 18/03/2006 10:47:29 Anti-pirate tend to suck ass. But nice errr job? I don't get it but anyways. I don't get every players that get owned once by a ebil pirate will post a comical style of post.. and eventually (lol) get 10mil for a laugh. Shesh. Time to make an alt, get owned by tiller and ask him how his life is, how he plans to make it more enjoyable and get richer
Deja Thoris	Posted - 2006.03.18 17:40:00 - [17] Originally by: KilROCK Edited by: KilROCK on 18/03/2006 10:47:29 Anti-pirate tend to suck ass. But nice errr job? I don't get it but anyways. I don't get every players that get owned once by a ebil pirate will post a comical style of post.. and eventually (lol) get 10mil for a laugh. Shesh. Time to make an alt, get owned by tiller and ask him how his life is, how he plans to make it more enjoyable and get richer Bit jaded there arent we?
KilROCK	Posted - 2006.03.18 17:50:00 - [18] Originally by: Deja Thoris Originally by: KilROCK Edited by: KilROCK on 18/03/2006 10:47:29 Anti-pirate tend to suck ass. But nice errr job? I don't get it but anyways. I don't get every players that get owned once by a ebil pirate will post a comical style of post.. and eventually (lol) get 10mil for a laugh. Shesh. Time to make an alt, get owned by tiller and ask him how his life is, how he plans to make it more enjoyable and get richer Bit jaded there arent we? give me 10m isk *** Originally by:** Ithildin Q: Will the Gallente ship have lots of missiles? I think it's time. A: Die. You are not

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