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Spacemann Spliff
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Posted - 2006.03.20 03:43:00 -
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OK i have to say for the record that Goonfleet complaining about sniper gangs is THE FUNNIEST **** I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I wish there was a way to "comedy goldmine" this thread.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 03:53:00 -
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Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 03:54:12 You wouln't know a game mechanic if it bit you in the face. Of course it has everything to do with your corp. EVERYTHING.
Yeh im sure theres a few other t1 frig pilots that agree with you but really this entire discussion is "nothing worthwhile" but for the fact that its 100% comedy gold why can't you let me appretiate it for what it is.
Lol this made my DAY.
Cmon goonfleet crying about snipers? Its such an obvious counter to your playstyle that the reaons you are complaining are UNMISTAKABLE and have nothing to do with game balance.
COMEDY GOLD!!!
This had NOTHING to do with eve it has to do with Goonfleet.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 04:01:00 -
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Originally by: Jacinto Naysmith
If you think everyone in goonfleet flies T1 frigs, I'm afraid you're going to be sorely disappointed. Nor are we asking for T1 frigates to be able to kill sniping battleships, we are asking for SOME METHOD of killing them. Currently there does not exist such a method, and they are there for unbalanced.
OMg you have crusier and battlehsips too! its amazing.
This has nothing to do with an imbalance in eve it has to do with you not knowing how to play the game and im not going to help you or your lame corp unless you pay me a **** ton of money. I know youre a corp of fourm *****s by definition but that doesnt make you right or anything you said to be valid nor does it mean anyone cares. If you think this is off topic your wrong because this thread has no vailid topic. :) Just nubs whining and it fills my heart with joy.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 04:06:00 -
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Originally by: Razie Problems with sniper gangs? Recruit more CovOps/Stealth pilots, OR get electronics V and some cloaking levels and lets have massive cloaked frig fleets
LOL yeh
OMG WE CANT COMPETE WITHOUT EXPERIENCED PLAYERS!!! THATS NOT WHAT THEY SAID IN THE GOONFLEET RECRUITMENT MEGATHREAD, NERF NERF NERF!!!
really really good stuff
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Posted - 2006.03.20 05:06:00 -
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Originally by: Calenth
Originally by: Spacemann Spliff
This has nothing to do with an imbalance in eve it has to do with you not knowing how to play the game and im not going to help you or your lame corp unless you pay me a **** ton of money. I.
I love how the people saying sniping is just fine, keep asking for people to give them money to reveal their SEKRIT STRATEGERIES. Really shows the level they're operating on.
I get payed to help noobs fight vets.
I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever help your corp.
Unless you payed a very very very large sum of money of course.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 05:36:00 -
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Originally by: Calenth Next time I'm in nigeria I'll give you and Lifewire both a call.
*gives calenth a wink and the thumbs up in his best buddy-christ impression*
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Posted - 2006.03.20 05:40:00 -
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Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 05:41:48 Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 05:41:27
Originally by: ZoSoZodiac Shame this thread turned into a steaming pile of ass.
This thread wasn't about goonfleet or the tactics we use. Anyone implying that is does really has no idea what we are about or what we do. Getting killed doesn't matter to us, we are out to have fun first and foremost. To say this thread was posted as a whine because we can't find a way for T1 frigates to beat sniping BS is so patently stupid I'm surprised anyone would post it.
My opinion, like others in this thread, is that there is no viable counter to sniping BS at extereme range. I don't pretend to know what could be suggested or done to fix the problem as I see it. Goonfleet in particular doesn't care if anyone brings a group sniping BS, 100 HACs, or a newbie frigate and slaughter half of our gang. However there is a difference between "They were prepared for that situation and we were not." and "Sniping BS and T2 ammo, nothing we can do."
I've read this entire thread and I did not see any real counter suggested, just a lot of idiotic posts from a few people and a lot of whining about things getting nerfed. A sad reflection on the eve community imho. A few people have actually attempted a real discussion, but they have been forced to respond to the unending trolls.
OMG HAVING SKILL POINTS GIVES VETS AN ADVANTAGE
OMFG nerf skill points!!!!
lolololololololol
so theres times when you cant do JACK **** vs a good fleet. pls go to empire and mine you wouldnt have this problem.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 05:47:00 -
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Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 05:48:30 Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 05:48:15
Originally by: ZoSoZodiac
Originally by: Spacemann Spliff Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 05:41:48 Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 05:41:27 OMG HAVING SKILL POINTS GIVES VETS AN ADVANTAGE
OMFG nerf skill points!!!!
lolololololololol
so theres times when you cant do JACK **** vs a good fleet. pls go to empire and mine you wouldnt have this problem.
Wow, just wow.
it really is what youre saying even if youre too stupid to know it
lol omg we get beat by a superior fleet BOO HOO HOO NERF SNIPING
WoW indeed!
Why dont you go play it?
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Posted - 2006.03.20 06:01:00 -
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Originally by: Erotic Irony Spaceman, is it really necessary to troll, edit your comment to make it even more offtopic and then repost?
So really, it has been decided that there are no responses to tech two sniping short of fielding a carrier or three or four times the number of forces. Great, thats all I needed to know without ten pages of trolling.
Any closing thoughts from Maya, Goonfleet or Jo?
Its been "decided" by a bunch of people who can't play eve. If you choose to accept that as the final answer thats your call.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 06:59:00 -
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Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 07:02:29
Originally by: Calenth Edited by: Calenth on 20/03/2006 06:45:38 Edited by: Calenth on 20/03/2006 06:44:56 Edited by: Calenth on 20/03/2006 06:41:46
Originally by: Erotic Irony
So really, it has been decided that there are no responses to tech two sniping short of fielding a carrier or three or four times the number of forces. Great, thats all I needed to know without ten pages of trolling.
Any closing thoughts from Maya, Goonfleet or Jo?
The original poster of this thread is in fact a carrier pilot, which makes all the "lol t1 frig u suk" trolling even more comical (We really do mean it when we say Goonfleet isn't all newbies in frigs). Carriers don't work against sniping BS's for the reasons he details in the first post -- because they can insta to a gate and jump out, etc. I think there may also be a bug that lets people 'ditch' fighters, as well, though I'm not entirely certain there.
Sage-like wisdom directed towards goonfleet in general:
Goonfleet turned this thread into a steaming pile of ass by posting their naive opinions.
A sniper fleet should be terrified of goonfleet. The fact they theres so many goonfleet posting here is a testament to the poor quality of the PLAYERS not thier skill points.
Its really 100% about the fact that you REALLY SUCK - and thats ok... youre new - I know you think you get to win every fight because you have the most numbers in your corp, but you know, you might have to get used to the fact that some people know what they are doing and you, just plain dont.
So seriously I mean this I say you have no clue what youre talking about. Youve never had your ****ty vigil popped by a single torp. You have no idea how much improvement has been made in the area of game balance.
Yeah a fleet with MORE HIT POINTS, MORE DAMAGE, MORE RANGE is going to win a head on confontation? OMG nice ******* work sherlock holmes. Really thinking outside the box now aren't we? Youre asking the wrong questions and youre worried about the wrong things. Learn to play the god damn game before you think your entitled to change it.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 07:18:00 -
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Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 07:21:09
Originally by: Jacinto Naysmith Edited by: Jacinto Naysmith on 20/03/2006 07:15:52
Originally by: Spacemann Spliff Goonfleet turned this thread into a steaming pile of ass by posting their naive opinions.
A sniper fleet should be terrified of goonfleet. The fact they theres so many goonfleet posting here is a testament to the poor quality of the PLAYERS not thier skill points.
Its really 100% about the fact that you REALLY SUCK - and thats ok... youre new - I know you think you get to win every fight because you have the most numbers in your corp, but you know, you might have to get used to the fact that some people know what they are doing and you, just plain dont.
So seriously I mean this I say you have no clue what youre talking about. Youve never had your ****ty vigil popped by a single torp. You have no idea how much improvement has been made in the area of game balance.
Yeah a fleet with MORE HIT POINTS, MORE DAMAGE, MORE RANGE is going to win a head on confontation? OMG nice ******* work sherlock holmes. Really thinking outside the box now aren't we? Youre asking the wrong questions and youre worried about the wrong things. Learn to play the god damn game before you think your entitled to change it.
I typically hate emoticons but I cant think of anything that sums up your post other then: .
First off, you know nothing about goonfleet. A number of GoonFleet pilots DO remember the days when a torpedo would do full damage to a frigate. Comments like this just prove how totally clueless most of you are about GoonFleet. Our pilots have fought along side established PVP alliances, and many of their pilots complemented us on how well we play the game and even flown under the leadership of GoonFleet members.
Second off, its not about what ship you fly against sniping battleship. NONE OF THEM ARE EFFECTIVE OTHER THEN ANOTHER SNIPING BATTLESHIP. T1 Frigate? Nope. T1 Cruiser? Nope. T1 Battlecruiser? Nope. T1 Battleship? Nope. Interceptors? Nope. Assault Frigates? Nope. Covert Ops Frigates? Nope. Heavy Assault Cruisers? Nope. Carriers? Nope. Dreadnaughts? Nope. Any combination of the above? Nope. Maybe Titans will counter them? Perhaps a Mothership? 
The fact is, there is no way to counter them. As I've said before, the one and only way to counter them is if they aren't a competent sniper and make mistakes that are easilly avoidable such as warping to locations that are inline with objects or reusing the same warpin points or staying in the same location more then a minute. If a sniper doesnt make those easy to avoid mistakes, then theres simply no way you can kill them.
Except for my ingnorance of your obviously spectacular fleet lead by experienced fleet commanders                
you are completly wrong.
Anyway I guess I have to spell it out for you even further. Goonfleet dont get to post in this thread anymore. Any opinions by you are null and void. Untill you shut your ignorant mouths I can not rest.
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Posted - 2006.03.20 07:23:00 -
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Edited by: Spacemann Spliff on 20/03/2006 07:23:57 The funny thing is ive probly been a goon longer then all of you. You are a disgrace to SomethingAwful.
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